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I don't ridicule people of faith on a personal level, unless they're particularly obnoxious about their beliefs.

But anything that that purposely suspends critical thinking, to create stories and dogma to tell people how to live their lives, deserves to be ridiculed and at the very least, criticized.

If you believe that you will burn in hell forever if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your savior, or if you have pre-marital sex, or say "Oh my God", then there's something wrong with you if you believe that just because a bunch of people and a book told you so.

If you subscribe to any kind of dogma, then you're going to be on a path for life. And that path may or may not lead you to a good place. So why roll the dice?

All you 'old regulars' need to get off MY Newgrounds.

When I'm bored on the computer I usually play some TF2 or HoN. If I'm really bored, I open up tvtropes.org and say goodbye to the next few hours.

I love the show. What everyone else said: how conservative values are emulated and made fun of in a very sharp way, makes this show great.

One thing that always amused me is that nearly every one-off (character that appears for one episode and then is never seen again) is a snarky and annoying bastard who almost always annoys the fuck out of Hank. Like the yoga instructor who Johnny Depp guest voiced. Or the renaissance fair king voiced by Alan Rickman.

Honestly, Japan knows how to have fun better than the majority of North Americans.
It's the best work hard/play hard society in the world.

Over here, people are so goddamn lazy and don't give a fuck. Having passion for what you do and doing it to the best of your ability is a foreign concept here.

STEM hit the nail on the head.

I'm still here :(

I think Japan will really push sexual perversion to the next level.

Or you can just become a BBS moderator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knGQ8AZaX mE

It's people like the OP that are responsible for all the affirmative action going on in today's world.

The saw movies are the best bad movies ever.

Seriously, I like em.

Actually, the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series encapsulates perfectly how history should be changed.

I'd have Japan win the war just to have that insane batshit crazy culture spread throughout North America and beyond.

That picture is HILARIOUS.

Porn actor.

At 9/20/09 07:56 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Yeah that's it. But the thought of a needle going into my toe scares me.

May i ask, what did you foot feel like after it?

Totally fine. No pain except the small amount from the initial needle.

Is an ingrown toenail surgery? I thought it was a simple procedure that took around 5 minutes.

I had it done twice where the dude numbed my toe with a needle, then started to cut off the infection caused by the nail.

At 9/20/09 07:49 PM, yugimt wrote: Do I fit into that category?

Probably.

Calm down and think things through.

They emotionally abuse you? Sounds totally believable. If you think your parents are so rough then maybe you should find a neutral third party to confide in and talk to. Someone like an aunt, uncle, rational thinking friend, or therapist.

At 9/20/09 04:03 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Dude take your crappy movie to your blog, we don't want to hear about it here.

Don't post then, Putz.

Why the hell didn't I see this movie back when it came out in 2006? How is it possible that I went over three years unexposed to this awesome movie?

I bought this movie the other day, thinking it was going to be dumb, and it totally is. But not the 'dumb' I was expecting it to be. For those who have seen it, I'm sure you already know that the story in the movie is complete nonsense, but everything else about it just screamed "KEEP WATCHING!". This movie is so goddamn entertaining.

Everything from the completely unapologetic sexism to the astronomical amount of cheesy facial expressions was amazing. How the movie segues from action sequence to action sequence WHILST exploring the vast world of Japanese (or Asian in general) stereotypes is fully amusing.

Also, the events from the protagonist's view are pretty much every gaijin's wet dream. Dude goes to Japan, drives sick cars,

And the guy on the left (pic below) throughout the entire movie MERCILESSLY and SMUGLY squints his eyes and sashays his head during conversation in an "I'm the shit." fashion the entire goddamn movie. If that's not enough to make you want to watch this movie again and again...then you're probably sane with well adjusted movie tastes. But I fucking loved it.

This movie is awesome. I want to get it on Blu-ray now.

At 9/20/09 03:38 AM, TheFaces wrote: Is it against the rules to tell them to hit Alt+F4? Or just discouraged?

It's not really hurting anything, it's just enraging.

Like system32, falling for alt-f4 would require some stupidity. The difference is that one isn't critically damaging to your computer.

So, no? I guess not. Unless you're actively and repeatedly trying to annoy others.

Some Japanese girls look great with fair skin.

Some Japanese girls look great with tanned skin.

Japanese girls are all I can talk about.

Have it. Love it.

Favourite songs so far are Unnatural Selection, Resistance, and Guiding Light.

At 9/19/09 03:04 AM, Aigis wrote: Well, in buyable porn you get a nice story to go along with the sex.

"I went to the store and bought porn."?

At 9/13/09 11:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Study hypnosis, meditation, and breathing techniques and you will learn how to be happy without pussy booze and dope.

True fucking this.

Haven't looked into hypnosis yet but meditation/breathing techniques are the way to go.

At 9/13/09 08:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Welcome to 2003.

I swore on my mother's life that this was a very old thread until I saw the actual post date.

It is awesome.