I think Japan will really push sexual perversion to the next level.

Or you can just become a BBS moderator.

At 10/15/09 06:28 PM, HappyMango wrote: no, THIS is why we're fat, the crazy burger. a bacon cheesburger with two donuts for buns. started in my hometown

That's hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knGQ8AZaX mE

It's people like the OP that are responsible for all the affirmative action going on in today's world.

The saw movies are the best bad movies ever.

Seriously, I like em.

Actually, the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series encapsulates perfectly how history should be changed.

I'd have Japan win the war just to have that insane batshit crazy culture spread throughout North America and beyond.

That picture is HILARIOUS.

Porn actor.

At 9/20/09 07:56 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Yeah that's it. But the thought of a needle going into my toe scares me.

May i ask, what did you foot feel like after it?

Totally fine. No pain except the small amount from the initial needle.

Is an ingrown toenail surgery? I thought it was a simple procedure that took around 5 minutes.

I had it done twice where the dude numbed my toe with a needle, then started to cut off the infection caused by the nail.

At 9/20/09 07:49 PM, yugimt wrote: Do I fit into that category?

Probably.

At 9/20/09 06:20 PM, shexicani wrote: 2) Virgins who call people stupid for not using a rubber! You know sometimes, they get pregnant, but other times we just "pull out" and get lucky, but at the end of the day, when you have sex without protection for the first time, believe me you're not gonna want to use a rubber again!

And upon closer inspection, you're one of those guys who likes to not-so-subtly allude to others that he had sex sometime in his life. Grats on being validated by pussy.

At 9/20/09 06:26 PM, shexicani wrote: discuss the rants obviously you idiots

ok.

You tried.

Calm down and think things through.

They emotionally abuse you? Sounds totally believable. If you think your parents are so rough then maybe you should find a neutral third party to confide in and talk to. Someone like an aunt, uncle, rational thinking friend, or therapist.

At 9/20/09 04:03 AM, The-Great-One wrote: Dude take your crappy movie to your blog, we don't want to hear about it here.

Don't post then, Putz.

Why the hell didn't I see this movie back when it came out in 2006? How is it possible that I went over three years unexposed to this awesome movie?

I bought this movie the other day, thinking it was going to be dumb, and it totally is. But not the 'dumb' I was expecting it to be. For those who have seen it, I'm sure you already know that the story in the movie is complete nonsense, but everything else about it just screamed "KEEP WATCHING!". This movie is so goddamn entertaining.

Everything from the completely unapologetic sexism to the astronomical amount of cheesy facial expressions was amazing. How the movie segues from action sequence to action sequence WHILST exploring the vast world of Japanese (or Asian in general) stereotypes is fully amusing.

Also, the events from the protagonist's view are pretty much every gaijin's wet dream. Dude goes to Japan, drives sick cars,

And the guy on the left (pic below) throughout the entire movie MERCILESSLY and SMUGLY squints his eyes and sashays his head during conversation in an "I'm the shit." fashion the entire goddamn movie. If that's not enough to make you want to watch this movie again and again...then you're probably sane with well adjusted movie tastes. But I fucking loved it.

This movie is awesome. I want to get it on Blu-ray now.

At 9/20/09 03:38 AM, TheFaces wrote: Is it against the rules to tell them to hit Alt+F4? Or just discouraged?

It's not really hurting anything, it's just enraging.

Like system32, falling for alt-f4 would require some stupidity. The difference is that one isn't critically damaging to your computer.

So, no? I guess not. Unless you're actively and repeatedly trying to annoy others.

Some Japanese girls look great with fair skin.

Some Japanese girls look great with tanned skin.

Japanese girls are all I can talk about.

Have it. Love it.

Favourite songs so far are Unnatural Selection, Resistance, and Guiding Light.

At 9/19/09 03:04 AM, Aigis wrote: Well, in buyable porn you get a nice story to go along with the sex.

"I went to the store and bought porn."?

At 9/13/09 11:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Study hypnosis, meditation, and breathing techniques and you will learn how to be happy without pussy booze and dope.

True fucking this.

Haven't looked into hypnosis yet but meditation/breathing techniques are the way to go.

At 9/13/09 08:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Welcome to 2003.

I swore on my mother's life that this was a very old thread until I saw the actual post date.

It is awesome.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules

Insecure?

For me it was an obvious choice (happy and content) even though in practical everyday life, I subconsciously feel that trumping the other person...even in subtle ways is what I would rather have opposed to just enjoying their company and letting shit that doesn't matter slide. It's something I'm working on.

I wondered how you chaps felt about stuff like this.

At 9/7/09 09:45 PM, Dew wrote: In essence, one cannot choose to be "right" you either are or aren't.

I mean relatively 'right' in human interactions. Sorry that wasn't obvious.

Self explanatory.

But if not so self explanatory: Would you rather be right and have peoples' approval of you... or would you rather be happy and content?