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At 2 minutes ago, dx5231 wrote:

At 17 minutes ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: BUMP because this is a really funny parody, but also because noone else seems to notice that its a troll. Its a pity parody threads aren't allowed.

So, what's the original thread? The OP really seems to be trying hard to be some sort of troll.

Well, tbf, there are a million and one threads like this every week it could be any. Its so obviously a parody though, I must say it did make me chuckle. It's not like the OP's offending anyone.

Meh, I have friends all over the place at my school, everyone kinda does. There are geeky crowds, predominately Muslim crowds, slightly sportier crowds etc, but there seems to be a lot of osmosis between them. But, I'm a newgroundser, what do I know about society?

Electronica of all varieties, though I love hip hop, jazz, minimalism, Lady Gaga, metal of all kinds and classic rock (by the likes of Zep specifically).

So really, all of them and more.

BUMP because this is a really funny parody, but also because noone else seems to notice that its a troll. Its a pity parody threads aren't allowed.

At 8 minutes ago, PIED3 wrote: The illuminati exists. Open your eyes.

This is why you must be the mother of my children.

At 57 minutes ago, simon wrote: If you really think about it, Jedi is probably the hardest and worst option of the three (even if it's the coolest) - you can't have relationships, emotions or anything of the sort that the Sith use as power, or else you'll be thrown out of the Jedi temple to be in exile.

As a Buddhist, this sounds to me to be the most fulfilling (you also get a spiritual connection with the whole universe, and a genuine chance to help others).

Though no Venusaur means me no choosy Jedi.

At 2 hours ago, PIED3 wrote: Because when you have low self-esteem it raises your confidence to put other people down. By making you feel bad i assert my dominance over you and reassure myself of my intellectual superiority. Through your sufferance i find joy.

I think you should eat a salami sandwich.

I think you should eat some humble pie.

So what's it like for you under that bridge? Do the billygoats get on your nerves?

Pasta a l'Arrabiata, with extra olives and spices. Cheap, tasty, satisfying and healthy. You know it makes sense.

At 2 hours ago, bgraybr wrote:

At 5 hours ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: Although I'm massively baffled how she can hate on Hinduism.

Well she thinks that the devil is controlling the music industry and that the Illuminati K-Pop artists sold their soul to the devil in exchange for popularity and are now using mind control to subvert the masses. So I guess hating Hinduism isn't that much of a stretch.

Yeah, when you say it like that, randomly despising other cultures seems like something she could do with tea and biscuits. Actually, they're probably satanic too though...

I know what you're getting at but I don't think that caste systems are very "nice".

Yeah, and then there's all the psuedo science, homophobia and misogyny that seems to be inherent to pretty much every theistic religion (possible exception of quakers). Ahhh, tbf I did say nice relatively.

At 8 hours ago, Farza wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: Pokemon trainer. I want. A fucking. Venusaur.

Venusaur < lightsaber < magic wand

Don' be jelly of my venusaur now, act nice and we'll give you lift someplace.

Pokemon trainer. I want. A fucking. Venusaur.

Just stay true to yourself. It'll be hard, but you have to let them know that you can't do all they're asking you to. Be helpful, civil, a caring family member, but nothing they can give you is worth more than your integrity.

And yes, my Mum and Step Dad were like this to me, though more about me breaking up with my girlfriend and a whole lot of stupid stuff. It hurt a lot, but I told them I had to be true to myself and I couldn't do that doing as they said. They cut me off, and I'd say it was the best decision I ever made. I have more self respect and integrity than I ever did before.

No one will respect you properly until you respect yourself enough to draw the lines.

At 1 hour ago, bgraybr wrote: How the fuck are people taking this seriously? I really hope that most of the comments aren't seriously agreeing... perhaps it's just because comments have to be approved by her.

Good news: There are 7 billion people in the world. Only around 2 billion are Christian, so only around 5 million should be batshit crazies. Collectively, we, the sane, outnumber them.

Although I'm massively baffled how she can hate on Hinduism. Hinduism is the nicest of the theistics, many Hindus even adopt Jesus Christ as an avatar of Vishnu (allegedly there's actually some talk about Jesus in the Vedas, but my conspiracy theorist Hare Krishna friend said that, so I would take it with a pinch of salt).

Dude, despite what the pop psychologists say, there's VERY little chance that dream means you're gay. Just sounds like free association.

At 3 minutes ago, Amaranthus wrote:

At 1 minute ago, AKACCMIOF wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, MR-DOS wrote: Way to make me feel alone.....

Just because I have no relationship doesn't mean you get to rub it in!

I'm single too, we should totally hook up ^.^

We should all hook up.

I'll bring movies and ice cream.

A lot of people posting here are forgetting bald eagles are no longer endangered. It's like any other animal sacrifice, and while kind of iffy morally speaking, is no more so then going out hunting.

At 3 minutes ago, MR-DOS wrote: Way to make me feel alone.....

Just because I have no relationship doesn't mean you get to rub it in!

I'm single too, we should totally hook up ^.^

Would you most like to be in a stable loving relationship with?

For me: Shaggy. Shit would never EVER get boring.

At 2 minutes ago, SaltshakerClock wrote: Kind of funny. Just bringing some lighthearted stuff into this oh so boring thread.

Implying my last post wasn't about space ducks.

I take EVERYTHING you say personally.

Why you taste so good mashed with carrots and black pepper?

Bonfire of the Vaities by Tom Wolfe. Its bloody amazing, you should all spend your food money on it. Tom Wolfe's kind of a dick, but my god he writes good satire.

Satire FTW.

At 3 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: Nah I'm confused. My head is spinning and I'm foaming at the mouth man.
I think my eyeballs are gonna pop out of sockets if you don't explain it to me.

Basically: Majestic space ducks.

If dating feels like how things should be, what's the harm in asking? Worst case scenario, its awkward for five minutes and things go back to usual. I'm sure you've already thought of the best case scenario :)

Serious post: I've thought for a long time that the universe is kinda fractal, like every smaller part of the universe bears some of the qualities of the full picture, and that every system withing the universe also bears some qualities of its parts. I think if you look at the solar system kinda picture, you see that picture repeated all over the universe because the conditions to create it arise everywhere. Similarly, that system even occurs on the tiniest subatomic level.

Like, far out maaaaaaannnnnnn

"Or at least, the kids thought it was an ice cream!"

At 5 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, AKACCMIOF wrote: THIS. Until I saw the poster was bgraybr I was mystified by the intelligent and insightful post.

I dun get it.

I like memegenerator. Pic related.

At 4 hours ago, bgraybr wrote: In other words, most of the people that I've heard complain about it are just like "You care about something I don't care about? And you talk about it around me? What an asshole!" and throw in the other reasons to justify it.

THIS. Until I saw the poster was bgraybr I was mystified by the intelligent and insightful post.

I'm not so hot on Kony 2012 either anymore. I think the ICC needs to get a unit of elites from NATO who can go in and get their most wanted, because in the long term, America can't be enforcing International law alone. We need to think sustainable reform rather than knee jerk throw troops at it I think, though their proposals may have some merit.

In case you're mystified by the almost- balanced and insightful nature of this post, it was posted by AKACCMIOF. Y'all be welcome.

At 4 hours ago, Rapacity wrote: Or merely getting a girl back to the kitchen again, and therefore doing a favor for others?

Discuss.

You'd have to be a total faggot not to gargle trap semen.

Wow, some really great music going into this comp! Keep it up guys! :D