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At 1/18/12 03:24 PM, X8X wrote: Only the die hard Newgrounds members are on the forums today.

I'm here :D Am I a reg yet?

Also GenericName54, thank you for image post :) Source?

At 7/24/09 11:27 AM, TheGreatBeef wrote: if you get boners over vore, you a sick person.

AKACCMIOF is a sick person.

I just, I find it impossible to explain why its so sexy, but it just kinda is! Its like, sex is intimately involved with the idea of being swallowed for guys, so that, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it (even though I have no preference between being pred prey or neither). I think if you have an open mind you can get off on most fetishes (though I draw the line at scat).

TBF, I'm probably just really really screwed up, but meh, its fun! :P

At 1/17/12 05:17 PM, Computer112 wrote: Like AKACCMIOF pulled the chicken shit in your face, you do not want to accept reality while you are insisting whatever in front of you aren't real. Too much LSD last night?

Oh here is more bonus, asshole: Do you think human is the only one who has homosexual? Check this out, Parthenogenesis. Homosexual behavior in animals.

Sarcasm much bitch?

2. I'm just trying to make it clear that not everything is what it appears to be, esp. when you can see what I see. A world that is like puzzle pieces.

I suggest you pull your eyes out of their sockets to examine what is 'reality'.

^ This. You're a little late to the ball game bro, but I gotta admire your swinging. Considering taking that comment and turning it into a gangsta rap.

Also @VigilanteNighthawk, I couldn't actually agree with everything you said more. Some people are LGBT, some aren't, if self discipline's the difference then how is anyone not LGBT? The fact of the matter is just that different people have different appetites.

I love nothing more than hot chips covered in salt, vinegar and galaxy chocolate (if you haven't tried it, actually do, its immense). That might not be your thing, and I'm not gonna try and make anyone eat it, just like I wouldn't like anyone to try and make me eat strawberry ice cream. Where exactly self discipline could possibly come into anyones appetites is beyond me.

At 1/18/12 11:37 AM, JonWB2005 wrote: Wow this game looks sick whens it due for rele..this isn't forum 15..WHAT THE FUCK??

^^ This. All of this, and nothing but this. ^^

Keep it bruv, cus li'e, Giraffes are to'al muff magnets, inni'?

Very much enjoying this thread as a means to stock up on J Rock.

You know I never used to feel like I couldn't possibly ever understand reincarnation, the idea that something is incredibly complex as life would emerge and re emerge infinitely with the unending universe. That used to trip me out, but actually, I think I can understand after having seen like fifteen of these threads in the last week with the same reactions and posters.

I'll be damned if anyone makes as good a satire about it as I did though.

I really dislike Lucky Star, but probably the opening used for the first series of Lucky Star.

@ all the people saying Death Note.... I saw Maximum the hormone... On their first live UK tour... Without knowing the lyrics to any of their songs....

COME AT ME BRO

No-one understands another person's dreams, and no-one can create empirically accurate predictions based from dreams. Dreams about board games are just dreams about board games, let them be what they are.

BTW, who won?

Me so witty.

At 1/18/12 04:37 PM, Chdonga wrote: Aw man, now I wanna go play pokémon Red/Blue.

But the game is sooo bad.

Chdonga used *Controversial opinion*

It'll probably be very effective.

Relax man. You're not going to get much sympathy on this 'ere forums, but just take it easy. If you start feeling really bad, please, just PM me. The thing with life problems, the thing with depression is that it all gets better. You just have to be strong enough to still be around when they do.

Do you have a hobby? Have you ever had a passion for painting/ music/ writing? Get involved in something that makes you feel productive, like cooking some stuff, or some baking (it sounds sissy, but it really always helped cheer me up). Just don't be so harsh on yourself, pick yourself up and go on facing your challenges.

At 1/18/12 12:25 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm also very nice to people and im not saying things like bitch to others instead i say like `` Lady´´

I'm a real gentleman

Yeah, OK, there's your reason. Be gentlemanly, but teenage girls generally want gentlemanly friends, not necessarily gentlemanly boyfriends.

That said, don't be a douche. Just be confident and relaxed enough that they can feel confident and relaxed around you too.

And get those moves.

MY MAN, listen up, all these people are jocks and dicks who want to DISTRACT you from your MISSION.

Either that or they're grotesque and ugly failures.

If you ask me what you really need are "the moves like Jagger". I didn't get any girls until I found them. Legend has it they are located in the remote Nepali foothills of Djaggaa (Anglicised spelling) , and only the most valiant males can make it there alive. Once you get a hold of these moves, you will have to face the quest of holding on to them from bandits; the truth is that once you get a hold of these moves your swag will be so incomprehensibly grand it will be impossible to hide the fact that you have them in your possession.

Traveling back home should be easy. While I wouldn't normally advocate hitch hiking, when you have the moves the ladies will e falling over each other (and in many cases the men too) just to get you in their car... and possibly under the hood! -.^

Start your quest now brave one, the worst you can do is get horribly mutilated by Nepali villagers incensed by your attempt to steal their pussy magnet.

Actually, that is pretty bad.

Women, you bring this on yourselves. Show a little solidarity and it'll lose all negative connotations and be deemed archaic.

Best satire I've seen on Newgrounds for a long time. Very beautiful.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the question over the sound of your heart screaming under the pressure of supporting 400 pounds of fat-ass.

I did NOT expect that... AT all!

At 1/16/12 06:56 PM, zag wrote:

At 1/16/12 04:39 PM, AKACCMIOF wrote: Definitely not. Try not to judge her, she's probably not proud of her past if its as bad as sucking three dicks at once.

why should she feel bad for that? your presumption annoys me slightly. some people don't feel guilt for sexual behavior. only weak-willed morons who succumb to the pressures of society do.

Or people who just don't feel that sex can be totally stripped of emotion. But I mean sure, what I'm doing is totally endorsing the repression of sexual urge, not simply stating that most people who go through such crazy phases as sucking three dicks at once usually don't want to shout about it because it might not make them feel great about themselves.

Its never a question of "should" or a question of "guilt" really. I've only had one one night stand, but the morning after with the complete awkwardness between myself and the girl was just... yeah, not my thing tbh. If you can suck three dicks and everything be normal between all four people involved, you're a bigger person than I am.

You're all making the amature mistake of assuming the penises are attached to people. Could be dismembered, could be dildos.

And with that I bid you good night.

At 1/16/12 06:34 PM, II2none wrote: Your lack of understanding is because you're not active enough in the forums to understand why EfromEEE can be annoying to many users.

Ahhh, like the opposite of an acquired taste.

Hate being a n00b again. I should have never have gotten a life for three years.

Tragic result of neologisms + blend.

And people call English Language an irrelevant subject.

At 1/16/12 06:29 PM, ZJ wrote: Keep it here, Wade. :P

I will now be able to tell my grandkids I saw ZJ's last post before he got permabanned.

Why's everyone so down on this guy?!

IDK, obviously your grandpas going a bit far, but to a point the somewhat intellectually barren culture is responsible for some serious problems in both our countries. having said that, who doesn't like to get down to an awesome beat and party all night? And wanting to do that stuff can be compatible with being a productive citizen obviously.

Interesting question.

At 1/16/12 05:55 PM, SKHM wrote: people probably think i'm going to say gucci mane, but i'm not going to

gucci mane has transcended rap

REALLY hope you're kidding broseph :P

At 1/16/12 05:48 PM, Kirbyfemur wrote: Reynolds most def'nantly

Rou Reynolds IS pretty damn sick, I'd have to agree.

Ima have to nominate Akala. Guys who say raps unintelligent get OWNED by that guy.

Also so do most (unintelligent) rappers.

At 1/16/12 05:11 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: My brother is the epitome of asshole. He insults my me and my friends. He steals my stuff. He's attempted to cause physical harm to me. (Though he fails horribly at that.) I thought I made it clear that this isn't just about my pizza. It's a culmination of this bullshit that he does that pisses me off so much.

Just keep going the way you're going, don't take any stuff you wouldn't be totally prepared to keep taking. Don't be an asshole, don't be violent, but I think you defo have to draw a line. And also keep posting this shit. 'Tis fairly lulzy.

At 1/16/12 04:27 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote: not that i have anything against them
just want you to do that

You know we have a thread going on also on the front page about obvious trolls. I would say "how ironic", but I'm pretty sure its the opposite of ionic. Ironically.