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I decided that, for practice, I am going to write and make a short storied comic of The Amazing and Remarkably True Adventures of Kim and Amy. For these purposes I decided to redesign the two characters.

I'd appreciate any comments on the designs.

NG HindquARTers.

This room is depressingly empty.

Notebookreview says that it's a good laptop, but when it's that heavy, with that little battery life, I start to wonder what the point of owning such a laptop is.

Something I am curious about:

When the head of my dong (let's call him 'Charlie'), manages to wiggle his way out of his fleshy facemask and brush up against the walls of his cotton, or if I'm unlucky and my fly is open, denim house, this is quite uncomfortable to me.

I have to imagine that his is what circumsized men feel all the time, without their protective skin turtleneck.

At 7/17/11 01:42 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Oh yeah, and the girl was your mom.

Oh dear.

What a twist.

At 7/17/11 02:25 PM, naronic wrote: so every game has to be short today?
I thought the very point of increasing data capacity of games was to build LONGER games...

Personally I think that all games should be like films that we pay $60 for.

Well in high school I was forced to go on ridiculous tramping trips (bushwalking plus camping) in the "natural wonder" that is New Zealand.

So I guess ~35km (~22 miles).

I actually have the opposite problem.

I can't take a piss unless I have at least three people looking at my penis.

They all look the same when they're erect.

And that's when it counts.

Your wing-tip shoes gleaming softly in the glow of the moon. You are alone, save for the bitter hum of the insect nightlife, and a red blur in the distance.

You focus, and you can make out the shape of a woman in red. You strain your eyes for details, but there is something almost mournful about her pose. You stand and wonder about her story, before looking up at the crescent moon. The sky is beautiful, frozen. The stars watch silently as you reach into your pocket and pull out a silver case, the size of a playing card.

You open it and pull out a cigarette. Searching for your lighter, you notice a line of black running up the side of your cigarette. Looking closer you realise that the black is a collection of tiny words. Someone has left you a message.

What does it say?

At 7/17/11 11:19 AM, naronic wrote: How about we just focus on building a strong 12 to 15 hour campaign with a good difficulty curve and diverse environments? Hmm?

This is the double digits, man. You're stuck back in the 90s.

At 7/17/11 01:15 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I own them all dude including all final fantasy VII and spin offs shit I've about a grand and a halfs worth of
Of ff including crystal chronicles vagrant effort tactics chocobo dungeon and kingdom hearts (oh is fucking
Horrible.)

Well, I guess that's it.

No one can outnerd this nerd.

Considering in the two collaboration threads you've posted, your game idea amounts to:

"I want you to make this Penguin Tower Defense game, while I sit back and do nothing"

There's really nothing to stop an artist and a programmer teaming up and making this game, while metaphorically throwing you off their figurative ship, and taking all the booty (flash game profits) for themselves.

At 7/17/11 08:34 AM, Morthagg wrote: Probably, yes. Still, I'd rather know beforehand and if necessary change my artwork than risk being disqualified afterwards.
Though I think I'm just going to go through with it anyways, the theme is recognisable enough methinks. I could pm a judge with the details though, if it seems necessary.

An amateur art competition that disqualifies a submission because it depicts elements of the Renaissance rather than Medieval times wouldn't be an art competition worth competing in. It's not a history test, after all.

At 7/17/11 07:58 AM, Morthagg wrote: Ah snap, I just found out my cool idea for this round is probably not allowed. The signature theme I have wasn't around until the 1600's, which is technically not medieval times anymore.
.. Crap.
I don't want to give away what my central theme is, but just to ask: Is it okay to use a theme that's technically not in mediaval times anymore, but still percieved as such by (I think) a lot of people?

Given the general lack of knowledge about the finer points of the chronology of the last thousand years held by most people, I imagine you could have just done your idea and not told anyone.

At 7/17/11 07:18 AM, Felis wrote: On a related note to the character, Jesus does this character's designer make this design hard to interpret. Had to keep looking back and forth to the reference to even begin to try and understand the clothing.

It's a good thing her wrists, shoulders, knees, and vagina are protected.

Otherwise she might get hurt.

At 1/10/11 01:53 PM, Cootie wrote: Genetic. Very few people would choose to do something that brings them scorn from ignorant assholes on a daily basis.

Like posting on the BBS?

POW!

Mighty Jill Off
Iji

At 7/16/11 07:31 AM, BHVampire wrote:

At 7/16/11 12:15 AM, tjl1297 wrote: how does it look?

Verry.... Bad..... Just like a 10-30 seconds Draw...

Sorry... But GIR is a God, he not diserve this.... You are... Oh... I´m Crying...

The ellipsis is like chilli.

A little pinch can spice up your words, but too much and your post is going to be impossible to digest.

At 7/16/11 06:39 AM, J-qb wrote: It's an expression, as in: "the chance that a photograph will get accepted is very small, so I wouldn't place a bet on it". You should indeed only invest time and effort in this, that remark was just to state that photographs have a really small chance of getting accepted.

To avoid this confusion that you're causing by enforcing this mythical photography standard that you're not giving any details about, J-qb, it might be a good idea to simply state that photos are not allowed.

At 7/15/11 12:11 PM, Knocturne wrote: Kay sorry bob, your Strength is not making it in.

Can I dibs The Strength then?

Self-portrait.

Yes.

At 7/13/11 01:40 AM, Lintire wrote: Not even going to bother to read your topic. Just shut your mouth, and read these to get an idea. All you'll ever need to know about character creation.

While there is some interesting stuff in that, I can't really say it's all you'll ever need to know about character creation.

It doesn't really seem to give any tips on how to create a character for a specific story that you want to write. Instead it seems to be centred around creating a character, and having the story spring from that character, rather than that character fitting into your story. I.e. writing a character in a vacuum, and then setting them loose in the world.

Which is perfectly valid for a lot of genres of fiction (particularly fiction that focuses on characters, rather than the overall plot), but it's not the only way to write a character.

If, for example, I wanted to write a story about the political machinations of a dystopian state, and I needed a character that would represent the dangers of excess, this guide would not tell me all I needed to know to write that character.

Do we have to take the theme literally, or can we use it as a springboard rather than a rigid guideline?

At 7/12/11 09:57 PM, Civilized-Apocalypse wrote: i know some easy pointers on these topics like making a chart from ranges of emotions and picking attributes of them to have in a character and keeping them to a sole emotion generally so not to overload the character thus making a mary sue

To me that sounds like a terrible idea.

Unless you're fine with your characters being boring and one-dimensional you'll probably want to give them some sort of emotional range.

Somebody else can have The Empress.

At 7/11/11 07:10 AM, SketchyEntertainment wrote: 12:00am (Midnight) Saturday the 6th of September, Newgrounds time. You are given 26 days to submit your art, so best of luck to all.

Sounds like you meant the 6th of August, rather than September.

At 7/10/11 01:05 AM, MajesticBob wrote: This is as close as I can get it. Not an exact match, but pretty damn close.

If you really want it to look good you might want to try getting the font that Youtube uses.

Which I believe is Alternate Gothic No. Two.