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Grown-ups play Mario games because they are enjoyable, well-made games, and because a lot of people don't feel the need to conform to stereotypes of their age group.

Wow, that was like one sentence I explained that in.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Batman: Arkham Asylum.

Okay.

At 1/29/10 09:49 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Still, it's a solid enough game for me to see it through to the end.

I tend to give up on RPGs as soon as I realise that I don't care about the story at all.

That's why I haven't completed any Final Fantasy before VI.

There's the Aborigines, but they don't like being called that.

At 1/29/10 07:28 PM, Jercurpac wrote: I finally started working my way through FFIII again so hopefully I finish that up soon.

I got really sick of that game after a while. My biggest problem was not being able to buy phoenix downs anywhere. I got to the point where two of my characters died, and I didn't have any phoenix downs, and didn't have any access to any phoenix downs. Then I gave up.

I learned later that they could drop from some monster in some area quite a ways back from where I was, but by the time I learned that it had been far too long for me to care.

I'm more of an ass person myself.

What?

You can't give a happy belated birthday to yourself.

Oh man, that sucks.

They guy with the best name in history dies. It's a shame.

Fun with textures. Whooooo!

At 1/29/10 10:09 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: As of now I'm selling this on CafePress.com

Oh wow. That's like one of those optical illusions.

Even when I knew what it was supposed to be, it took me ages to work out exactly how it was supposed to be that.

At 1/29/10 06:30 AM, The-Worsley-Bear wrote: I prefer working in black and white, I've got some other black and white stuff thats a bit different to this stuff but it needs a little work before it's ready to put up, in the meantime here's a diffent angle to the second pic.

Looks like Marv from Sin City crossed with Hellboy crossed with the girl from The Ring.

Evolution takes millions of years. It's very possible that over the next couple of millions of years society as a whole might change a little bit.

"From the moment she walked in, I could tell what she wanted. She liked me. I could feel that. The way you feel when the cards are falling right for you, with a nice little pile of blue and yellow chips in the middle of the table."

"But experience has taught me never to trust a Wocket. Just when you think one's all right, she turns up in your pocket."

At 1/29/10 08:40 AM, Lorkas wrote: Anyways it would suck for the birds and bugs even more since the Earth's magnetic field would also be on crack.

They would also fly into walls.

...We would all fly into a wall.

Xbox Live Arcade doesn't have flash games on it.

It sells games made specifically for the Xbox.

Paragraphs, man.

I don't think that women are inherently unfunny comedians, but I do find there are very few female comedians that I like.

I do know a few that I like, though. I'm a big fan of Maria Bamford. I think Mindy Kaling is funny. Sarah Silverman is pretty good. Ellen Degeneres has her moments.

I like girls that are taller than me because I like to subvert traditional heteronormative gender roles.

At 1/27/10 10:15 PM, THEANTIFULP wrote: oh and to legolass, common man, it would really make my day if my lvl 13 submission was accepted since im currently lvl 13

Please sir, pleeeeease. I'd be ever so grateful. I want it so baaaaaad.

13
Do You Have The Time
Dark

I tend to find the scariest type of person is a murderer.

The kind that always murders. You can always count on a murderer to murder.

And that's pretty scary.

Wasn't the whole point of this website to be offensive? I remember being drawn here by all the assassin flash games, and club the seals and whatever.

What's all this pussyfooting around other people's feelings? We're Newgrounds. We don't take shit from anyone. We harbour some of the most controversial flash animations and games on the internet. So why should our forums turn into Telly Tubby Playland?

If I want to express my view, I'm going to express my motherfucking view. If I want to shout it at the top of a soap box, kicking everyone who comes near me in the face, I'll do that.

This is supposed to be the problems of the future, not some fucking jelly bean gumdrop land.

At 1/28/10 09:20 AM, BobbaQ wrote: I doesn't like gibberish.

Exactly.

They say that language is an imperfect method of communication. That we can only communicate that which we have words for. You can tell a person how you feel. You can tell them "I feel happy" or "I feel sad" or "I feel angry".

You can describe it in as much purple detail as you like.

"I feel the depths of a thousand lonely suicides, their hearts filled to burst, crying out for help but deaf ears just pass them by, as if it's somebody else's problem".

You can use your words, tone, inflections, expressions and body language to tell a person how you feel. You can make them understand what it is you're feeling.

But you can't make them feel what you feel.

The importance of communication is stressed throughout our lives. We need to keep in contact with others. A healthy person will talk with others, and listen to them speak. He or she will be a social being, living for others and others living for him or her. He or she will say what he or she feels, and listen to the descriptions of emotions of other people.

But no matter how much we delude ourselves into thinking we understand others perfectly, we will never be able to get inside their heads.

They say no man is an island, but they simply speak of social interactions. On the surface it would appear that we are a part of a group. That we are, metaphorically, a continent as a race.

It would be more accurate to describe us as an archipelago. We are connected to some degree, but we stand as individuals.

We exist inside our own minds. We think our thoughts, and feel our emotions. That's all we can do. We can listen to what other people say, and see their emotions in their body language, but we can't feel their emotions, think their thoughts, because those are their own.

As much as people would like to think of us in groups; nationalities; races; as a species; we are individuals. We think for ourself, feel for ourself, and experience for ourself. We are our own people, and we can never be anyone else.

We can only see others through the bulletproof glass glass we call communication.

At 1/27/10 09:12 PM, MrTrivia wrote: Besides, I've found a Role-Playing Shooter I enjoy; Borderlands.

I have not bought that game because it seems to remove everything I like about the RPG genre.

Most importantly, the story.

At 1/27/10 09:48 PM, bl00db47h wrote: These are on my page, here is one of my things that I really like - Mutilate!

I love how the killer is doing a little river dance on the way down.

At 1/28/10 07:44 AM, bladeofluigi wrote: where in the bible does it say, "Blow thy self up in my name in a foreign country." ~Alla

Yeah, the religious text of Islam is the Qu'ran, not the Bible.

Oh yeah, I'd make the best character in any story. Do you know how much better Catcher in the Rye would be if I was in it?

A lot better is the answer to that question, in case you didn't know.

Sign Up Form
BBS Name:

Well golly gee, do I really need to fill this part in? It's Aigis, of course, and you better fucking remember it.

Age (Your age in the story, not IRL; IRL me is 16. Story me is now 18):

7465. I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

Weapon of Choice:

Listen to the sound of my voice. You can check it on out, it's my weapon of choice. Yeah.

Catch Phrase of Choice:

"One has no notion in advance where to look for teeth in a rose."

Can I do with you what I wish? (E.G would you get offended if you were used in a satanic ritual portion of the story, etc):

No. I will only accept a position as one of the Great Old Ones.

At 1/28/10 04:44 AM, PWN411N00BS12 wrote: I also hate the PS1, 2 and 3 controllers just because they feel...awkward. I got so used to the 360 controller that PlayStation controllers just seem small and the button layout is awkward.

I think you'll find that between the Playstation controllers and the Xbox 360 controller, the button layout is almost exactly the same.

The only actual difference is that the placement of the left analogue stick and the directional pad has been switched, and the controller is a bit heavier. Otherwise, they're pretty much the same controller.