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The declaration of this thread as an opposite thread was said under the pretence of this being an opposite thread.

Therefore, when it was declared that it was an opposite thread, that declaration was the opposite of the intended meaning. Therefore this is not an opposite thread.

Therefore, every single statement in this thread is a statement of truth, rather than a statement of the opposite of truth.

I don't think anybody in the world has ever said:

"Thank God, I'm autistic!"

At 4/13/10 06:05 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Where is the picture then?

I don't have a camera. It doesn't really amount to anything more than what I just said, so I don't know why a picture would help.

It's the passage from Alice where the Dormouse is making up a story about treacle.

At 4/13/10 06:46 PM, schadow-of-an-angel wrote: If we are talking about pussy's here then i would rather have a lot of a little

Paedophile.

At 4/13/10 07:46 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: He's eating a sandwich in a manor which displays his hopelessness. I freaking love this kid...

Now I can't look at the picture without thinking:

"Oh my god. This. Is the best sandwich. Ever."

At 4/13/10 07:13 PM, Cybersief wrote: So how do you eat your cupcake? Do you lick all the frosting off? Bite the top off? Eat it from the side?

Licking off the frosting is a disgusting way to eat a cupcake. I hope nobody does that when there are other people around.

And in any case, after you lick the frosting off, all you're left with is a sub-par muffin.

I eat them by taking bites out of them like a grown up. And like a grown up, I find myself with very few opportunities to actually eat a cupcake.

At 4/13/10 06:27 PM, KermitTheMuppet wrote:

Enclosed is a picture of Amuro contemplating life sucking

Looks like he has the mumps.

It's an interesting idea.

And it's not easy.

At 4/13/10 05:49 PM, Mans0n wrote: Say you only have 5 pounds of potatoes. would you rather have a lot of the 5 pounds?
OR say you have 20 potatoes but you can only have a little bit of them,
which do you pick?

Would I not choose the one option that gives me the most potatoes?

A lot of five pounds of potatoes is going to be more than a little of 20 individual potatoes. So I'd go for the first option.

And in that option, I guess I probably get some whole potatoes as well, rather than what I assume would be individual pieces of potatoes in the second option, which really helps for cooking them.

God I'm hungry.

There's an alleyway I walk through every day where somebody has taken the time to write out a page from Alice in Wonderland on the wall.

Basically my favourite graffiti.

At 4/13/10 04:23 PM, Yokumashu wrote: It's not just the betters that are pissed though. It's pretty much everyone who likes starcraft which is 95% of S. Korea.

Drop that to about 3% and you'll have number closer to reality.

At 4/13/10 09:58 AM, Ejit wrote: Patrick Bateman's or Paul Allen's?

Don't they look basically the same?

And why?

I was referring to the sterile manufactured look that IKEA merchandise brings with it.

At 4/13/10 09:19 AM, Hoeloe wrote: Any number divided by itself = 1.
Zero divided by any number = 0.

You're making a couple of pretty bold assumptions there.

You get the first part because any other number does that. 5/5=1 because there can only be 1 5 in 5, right? Any more fives and you've got yourself a higher number than 5, and any fewer and you've got 0.

However, with 0, you can have any number of zeroes in zero. There can be 1 zero in zero.

0=0.

You can also have two zeroes in zero:

0+0=0

And so on.

0/0 is undefined because essentially it can equal anything. Not because it has to equal both zero and one.

E.g.

0/0 = 2 --- (0+0)
2*0 = 0.

0/0 = 5 --- (0+0+0+0+0)
5*0 = 0.

Etc.

Pretty soon you'll have the whole floor looking like the apartment in American Psycho.

At 4/12/10 06:23 PM, kazumazkan wrote: right now i live here renting

You left your address on the picture.

I am going to find you, boy.

At 4/12/10 09:31 PM, Cybersief wrote: If Scientists can produce a heat that's as hot as the Big Bang, I'm pretty sure they can get rid of a virus.

They could probably do it with that technology.

Why would I want to step backwards?

The only direction I want to go is forwards.

Turn it up. Bring the noise!

I feel great.

And I owe it all to drugs!

What is rape? Can you tell me what rape is?

Rape is when you kidnap a young girl, undress her and cut her open to see her insides.

Are you trying to make me sick?

You said you wanted to know what rape was.

At 4/13/10 12:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: I heard straight women generally love penis.

Then why do they always run away when I unzip my fly in front of them?

At 4/12/10 07:16 PM, letiger wrote: 0/1

How many times can 0 go into 1?

Infinite.

Okay, but how many zeroes does it take to get to 1?

Let's find out.

0+0=0.
0+0+0=0.
0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0=0
0+0+0+0+0+0+ ... (infinity) ... 0+0+0= 0.

No matter how many zeroes you add together, the result is always going to be zero.

0/0 is one of those complicated math things that are very difficult for the layman to understand.

It's called an 'indeterminate form' which means that its value depends on what it is being used for. 0/0 is equal to every real number, and in an equation can equal anything.

At 4/12/10 06:54 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Actually, Japanese is a tonal language. The meaning of "baka" can range from "silly" to "dumbass" depending on how you say it.

Actually, Japanese is not a tonal language.

You may be confusing the idea of a tonal language, with the idea of a 'pitch accent'. A 'pitch accent' being similar to stressing syllables in the English language. E.g. HAshi - Chopsticks and haSHI - Bridge.

Or perhaps you're confusing the idea of a 'tonal language' with just simply changing the pitch of the way you say a word to fit the way you mean it. As in "'baka' he said angrily" or "'baka' he said playfully".

I don't know.

Incidentally, in English the word 'idiot' can mean anything from 'silly' to 'dumbass' depending on how you say it as well.

At 4/12/10 03:58 AM, Ashman wrote: arms kinda bug me though

You mean you think there's something wrong with my drawing? How dare you even suggest that you petty cur!?

Kidding, of course.

Yes, I know the arms are kind've weirdly bendy. I was planning on changing that, but forgot until sometime after I started colouring. At which point, it was too much hassle.

Regarding yours, I'm fairly sure that Quilava's arms and legs are tan coloured, rather than blue (much like Cyndiquil).

I take offence to this.

New Zealand has been mocking Australia for years, and Australia only reacts when someone from America does it?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaastly.

At 4/8/10 11:57 PM, SchizoNegro wrote:

At 4/8/10 11:55 PM, Aigis wrote: I don't think I've ever been above 105 pounds, or whatever the measurement is in your silly imperial system.

How tall are you like 5ft? Are you 12yrs old?

5"7, and I'm 18.

The boogie.