Really? Then I can write the first Pico/Darnell slash fiction?
That's amazing.
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It was a dark and stormy night. Very dark, and very stormy like a painting depicting a night that is in the middle of a thunderstorm.
Pico opened the door, his clothes dripping with water from the aforementioned storm. He took a few steps inward and stopped in his tracks.
"Oh hello Darnell," exclaimed Pico, "I didn't see you there with no pants on. And also no shirt on."
"Yes hello Pico," said Darnell gayly, "oh my, look at you. You look like a really wet person. Let's get you out of those clothes and into my anus."
"You mean, like, sex?" inquired Pico.
"I mean exactly that." said Darnell, matter of factly.
"But what about Nene?" asked Pico, remembering that Nene is also a character associated with Newgrounds.
"What about Nene? If you know what I mean." responded Darnell.
Pico smiled wryly. He knew exactly what Darnell meant. Darnell meant that Pico and him were going to have sex with each other, and Pico understood that. It was very romantic.
"Mphhmphmphmphm" said Pico, with Darnell's massive eight inch cock in his mouth.
"What was that?" questioned Darnell.
"I said, I-" began Pico, but he was cut off when Darnell forced his nine inch cock down Pico's tight throat.
Pico's gag reflex was triggered. The pack of oreos he ate for lunch came gushing out of his stomach like a waterfall, only backwards and with vomit rather than water. Darnell's seven inch dick was covered in partially digested food and bile. He felt a burning sensation, both figuratively and literally. He was taken aback, and in a moment of surprise he allowed his bladder to relax. Steamy urine filled Pico's mouth, and he drunk it like a young calf sucking on his mother's teet. He plunged Darnell's urinating dick back into his mouth and sucked it dry, the urine and vomit in his mouth forming a green fluid that flowed from his lips.
The sensation was too much for Darnell who always had a fetish for this kind of thing but was too afraid to tell anyone. Semen gushed out of the tip of his penis like semen does anyone else's penis, only moreso because he was so turned on. The semen, urine and bile formed a healthy concoction that Pico happily guzzled.
The two collapsed on the floor, naked and in a pool of their own bodily liquids.
"I love you, Darnell," muttered Pico.
"What?" asked Darnell.
"I said I love you!" Pico yelled and plunged his lips onto Darnells, and the two locked in sweet embrace.
A taste overwhelmed Darnell at that moment. It was the taste of love.
The end.
