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And I cannot stop undressing the female characters in the character creator. I mean seriously, when you have the option to remove everything but the undergarments, and you have choices like the Beon-sung Underwear (or something like that) or a nurse's cap, high stockings, and more, how could I resist? It's just too bad it doesn't work for Yoda.

I have to make an animation for school, and for part of it a character walks about half way across the screen and falls over. Its not frame by frame and the guy who fals is a movie clip, and after he's already on the ground he keeps on moving his legs to walk. How do I stop that from happening?

The paint bucket tool seems a little off.

They probably just want to talk to you. Telephones aren't just for planning to go out or go to a party or something, so don't be a dick.

Go masturbate for a couple hours and tell us how you feel

There's over 10,000 people on Adventure Quest right now, and 130 on Newgrounds. We kind of fail.

I am probably one of the only people on the planet that dislikes pie. I really don't like the crust and most flavors. I can handle cherry pie, but everything else is bad.

We had another thread going a couple days before my sign up date when many people including a couple mods were explaing how jesus was actually born in Spring and Christmas is essentially all of the attributes of a pagan holiday with false meaning.

Without reading your post, my take on Jesus' existence is that there was this guy named Jesus who told some nifty stories and had kind of cult following. The whole thing where he came back to life never to be seen again never happened, and I think the whole story of the virgin mary just shows how gullible people were back then.

Thank fucking god.

I just watched it and it was terrible. it really wasn't funny at all, the voice acting was atrocious and everything moved really fast.

Wales are an endangered species, and we should be trying harder to save them.

I don't really get it, what do you mean "Scenes you'd like to see"?

I just hate when they have brilliant usernames that you can't use because of a shitty alt account with that name.

My guess is that it's a bad translation of something like "You are going on a vacation". Also, fortune cookies never do shit.

That puzzle gave me a headache, I can't think that logically.