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Windows Live Messenger Being An Ass Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

Everyone now and again (probably once or twice a week) Windows Live Messenger resets all my buddies to not use with WLM, which can be toggled by right clicking each contact and selecting to use with WLM, but it gets really annoying having to do it so often and for 50 contacts. I had the latest version, and I looked it up and a fix was to downgrade to WLM 8.1, which I did and it didn't fix it, but I could at least set them to use (but it still resets back). Is there an actual fix for this problem?

Response to: Dear Ng, Am I A Troll? Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 06:18 PM, Crazyhobo51 wrote: Because I feel that I am simply an opinionated individual who needs express his repressed emotions and has an effective soapbox to stand on. Give me your thoughts fellow NG'ers.

You're just a faggot, I read your other post.

Not homosexual faggot, just a faggot.
Response to: Friend of my was raped Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

It will also significantly lower your chances of "hitting that". If she wasn't too badly beaten she'll probably recover, but I heard it takes a lot of psychiatric help to recover and usually they are still never the same.

Response to: flash team Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

He's obviously a troll, and he's failing really badly. More than likely it's Crebb.

Response to: Real Silent Hill Meetup Aftermath Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

I will go next year, at least I'll be able to drive myself.

Response to: Phatom sex? Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 01:45 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: but, I can still feel where we did stuff, like every so often it still feels like my neck is still being biten. or : where still making out, or well... uh. you get the point. I can't say it's not nice but it's really fucking with
me.

I believe you mean AIDS.

Response to: Noob questions. Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

If people knew the wonders of google, there would be nothing in the Flash forums except collabs and Luis' birthday threads.

Response to: Adobe After Effects Cs4 - Serial Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

At 6/29/09 12:44 PM, Exevel wrote: This is really not going to go down well, what your requesting is piracy.

Mature moment over

in b4 teh lock!!!!11!!!!1

Yeah, that's illegal. You aren't allowed to discuss any piracy here, that includes (but not limited to) serials, keygens, cracks, etc.

Response to: Happy Bday Coaly! Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

Happy B-Day Coaly! I love you.

Response to: Billy Mays DEAD! Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 10:31 AM, sonicfeet1 wrote:
At 6/28/09 10:10 PM, RandomExploit wrote: 11 hours and this thread has 12 pages already.

3 days and the MJ thread has 28 pages.

Billy truly is the important one.
Uh, is that sarcasm??

You choose your next words carefully, faggot. You respect Billy Mays, you bow down to him.

Response to: Kids WoW subscription gets X'd Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 10:11 AM, biohasard wrote: Use the search bar...
There was a thread about this last week...

Beat me to it, and unfunny video is still quite shitty and unfunny.

Response to: I totally forgot I had an account Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

Hello, welcome back. Now this is the bullshit you have to put up with.

Enjoy.
Response to: Your Favourite Flag? Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

The good ol' USSR's flag.

TEH MUTHURLENDS!

Your Favourite Flag?

Response to: Attn: B B S Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 07:48 AM, Corky-D wrote: What about parody threads that are thought out and actually funny.

You know, I can't find an example right now, but they do exist.

You're fucking me. I haven't seen one of those bastards for so long, I've practically forgotten. Those recent parody threads are just trash, they aren't even funny, just annoying.

Response to: Former mayor arrested... Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

Silly Republicans.

Response to: Pomg I Getz It Im A Dumbass :s Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

Thanks for the information, try your userpage next time.

Response to: Not a good week to be a celebrity Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? When did Michael Jackson die??1?

Response to: 14-year-old Girl Threatens Rape Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

I heard strap-ons hurt more than actual dicks.

Especially if they're spiked. :(
Response to: How To Control My Character Wasd? Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

Check out As: Main, it should have just about everything you're looking for. Also check out the tutorials on newgrounds. For using the WASD keys, you need to know keycodes (Or you find them on google or with a keycode generator).

W - 87
A - 65
S - 83
D - 68

Then to move your character you need to increase their _x and _y values, such as _root.character._x += 10; or something like that. Everything should be in As: Main that you would need.

Once you get the basics of As2, you may want to try out As3, it's faster and what-not.
Response to: import .swf to flash!? Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

At 6/29/09 08:58 AM, Elementsk8er506 wrote: hey there

im trying to use newground's pre made pre-loader. it asks to copy and paste the keyframe to the begining of the .fla

the thing is for my video - i only have a swf of it

i was curious if i can just simply import my swf into a new flash project and then add the preloader in front of it there?

whats my best way of making the preloader with just having the swf!?

thanks!

You can't, unless you decompile it. You could try making a new file and put the preloader in the first frame and then on the second frame import the .swf, but I'm not sure if it would work properly or not. Or you can try loadMovie();on the second frame.

Response to: Flash account registration Posted June 29th, 2009 in Game Development

At 6/29/09 08:55 AM, Davidrfc wrote:
At 6/29/09 08:51 AM, Archon68 wrote: For local accounts, you could use shared objects, but if you want someone to view an account from anywhere, you could have the flash send information to a server.
But how would i make a server and make it send information?

You can buy one from a host, such as godaddy, openthoughthosting, etc. and then have Flash save it to a directory like www.yourdomain.com/accounts. There might be free ftp services you could try, just try googling it. I don't know if the free version would work though.

Response to: Ghost Flipped Me Off (picture) Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

There's no such thing as ghosts, it's all bullshit for shits and giggles.

Response to: Come on you filthy pervs... Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 08:29 PM, Southbark wrote: I came.

As did I.

Response to: Newgrounds Green Preloader :D Posted June 28th, 2009 in Game Development

At 6/28/09 04:34 PM, Makeshift wrote: I don't think it looks that great...
But for some reason everyone else does..
And it is really easy to make.

I was thinking the same thing.

Filters > Hue > -somethingorother
Response to: tell me how to make a flash game Posted June 28th, 2009 in Game Development

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. EVERY GODDAMN DAY SOME NEW, LAZY ASSHOLE SAYS "HEY HOW DUZ I MAIK A FALSH ANIMISHUN??!?!" Why don't you fucking google it and stop having new dumbasses make fucking posts every day asking how to make Flash (THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU A FUCKING HINT ALONE. YOU HAVE EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD TYPE INTO GOOGLE). Are you people still too goddamn lazy? Here you go.

Response to: Billy Mays DEAD! Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

If I find out this is all a hoax, I will burn down all of their building and rape Fox New's CEO.

Response to: Billy Mays DEAD! Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

More like Faux news, I don't trust them.

Response to: Billy Mays DEAD! Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 11:41 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: At least we still have that knock-off, Vince.

Nope, he died too.

Response to: Burping Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

If you shove the food up your ass, it may reverse the polarity in your system and therefor, allowing you to burp a lot instead of fart.

It's common scientific knowledge, come on.