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Response to: Bruno Haters Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

Those reviews make me want to see it more.

Response to: Most disturbing thing you've seen. Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

The video where a woman was shoving her fingers down this guy's penis-hole.

Link?

I think that's the link, I haven't been there in a while and I'm not bound to see if it's right.
Response to: I dont think in my own voice Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

At 7/5/09 02:22 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: I almost never think in my own voice, I always hear someone else's instead. Anyone else do this? it seems more effective to get my point across if I think in someone else's voice, although who I am getting my point across to is not clearly present.

I also argue with myself in my head.

I'm exactly like that, sadly. Except it's not exactly someone else's voice that I hear, it's a more mature version of my own.

Response to: Voice Actor Wanted Posted July 5th, 2009 in Audio

I'm looking for a British voice actor, who has a real British accent and not just the stereotypical "posh" accent. I need someone who can do some clips now or coming up, as well as over the course of time. The character's name is Nigel, he's in a lab or something and communicates to the main character (Paul) over a radio/walkie-talkie type thing. If you can add a static-y effect that a radio or something, that would work, or you can give me high quality and I can fool around with that or use it as-is. The voice actor will get full credit in the credits. Right now, what I need (each line in a separate file) is listed here.

You can send a sample, but I only really need a semi-mature British accent.

Contact me:
PM
MSN Messenger (Saltedtatortot@hotmail.com)
AIM (Salted tator tot)
E-mail (Salted@saltedtatortot.com)

If you won't be available in the future at all, then don't apply, I'll need various voice acting later on. It doesn't have to be 24/7 availability, just available enough I could ask and you could do it around the time I ask.
If we make money, we might give something like 10 dollars per voice actor or so, depending on what they would want.
Response to: Steve McNair dead at 36 Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

Any thoughts?

Yeah, use the goddamn search bar, it's there for a fucking reason.

Response to: : Discuss. Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

You didn't say to discuss, therefore I won't.

Response to: Salt - The Best Topping Ever Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

A salted-tator-tot without the salt just can't be a salted-tator-tot.

Response to: Treasure Hunting at Work! (Pics) Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

Oh god, I want that.

Response to: Sides in world war 3?? Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

I hope we get Russia as an ally, they're my favorite.

Response to: Fight Nuspek! Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

I only use it if I'm eating or something and I need to type, otherwise I almost always use proper grammar and proper spellings.

Unless I'm making fun of someone who uses it.
Response to: Animator's Wanted!! Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

Collab Rules.

You don't meet the qualifications for a collab, your BA is too low.

Response to: Can it be dangerous? Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

At 7/4/09 12:09 PM, naronic wrote: I think to conclude what all these guy's are getting to
yes it can

while javascript is an overall better hacking device flash can do some malicious things to your computer
printscares- rickrolls- illegal downloads- all that jazz

nowadays with flex its actually MORE dangerous

That's not exactly malicious, maybe with Flex it could be, but you're just retarded if you download something and execute it when it's not from a trusted site. (Like what I did with 4chan Fandango).

Response to: Pirating ads are bullshit Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

There's also cases where (mainly multiplayer games) where the person may download it just to try the gameplay, it's not like you can rent PC games (And those prices for renting console games is fucking ridiculous, even if it was available for PC games). Then generally the said person will go out and buy it. Or even just to try a singleplayer game before going out to buy it, if it has bad reviews or such.

My one friend got caught pirating half-life 2 (or something like that) and AFTER he bought the game, valve went ahead and closed his account and he was out 50 something dollars, so that just gives him even more of an excuse to pirate it.
Response to: what should i do about this old... Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

You should go for it, clean up some of the art and finish the animation. Or make a game using it, it's not that bad.

It kind of reminds me of an earlier David Firth.
Response to: Adobe CS4... Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

You might be able to find Flash 8 on Ebay or somewhere like that.

Response to: Songs You Cannot Stand At Work Posted July 4th, 2009 in General

Any time they play fucking country, I just can't stand that whiny bullshit.

Response to: A Brand New Idea For Animation, Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

At 7/4/09 12:39 AM, salted-tator-tot wrote:
At 7/3/09 08:34 PM, iceimp wrote: That was probably the most intense thing ever you got my 5!
I'm determined to beat you.

And I have, good day sir.

A Brand New Idea For Animation,

Response to: A Brand New Idea For Animation, Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

At 7/3/09 08:34 PM, iceimp wrote: That was probably the most intense thing ever you got my 5!

I'm determined to beat you.

Response to: Can it be dangerous? Posted July 4th, 2009 in Game Development

The most malicious thing a flash can do it make your printer print out images (of child porn?). Flash won't even let Flash take control of the mouse.

Response to: Wanna Get Laid... Go... Furry?!!? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

When furries fuck, do they just hump, do the males/females poke their penis' through a hole, or do they take it off and fantasize?

Response to: Im Not Gonna Be That Guy Anymore... Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Why do ten year old emo bitches come to Newgrounds with their horrible grammar?

I can barely even read that.
Response to: 100 Chicken McNuggets Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Have fun getting obese.

Or you can just work out A LOT afterwards.

Either way, good luck.

Response to: Most users ever online Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Sweet, my name is in both screen shots.

Response to: How To Get The Newgrounds.com Intro Posted July 3rd, 2009 in Game Development

Sorry, I was too lazy to save for Flash 8.

Response to: Green Day tour Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

I surely won't, ever since their decent rock music turned into that emo / punk bullshit, I stopped listening to them.

Response to: That's...not normal... Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

Tomorrow my neighbors are going to set off a massive amount of illegal fireworks that are extremely loud, dangerous, and after awhile they get extremely annoying. But it's all in the name of fun.

Response to: Cartoon Yourself Advert? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

I saw an ad on Newgrounds for it.

I think it was Newgrounds, it may have been youtube or something.
Response to: Anyone going Muse? Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

I'm probably not going to see them in concert, but hopefully they're as good live as they are in their recorded songs. I like a lot of their music.

Response to: Soulja Boy threatens to quit rap Posted July 3rd, 2009 in General

How did he even get popular enough to threaten to quit?