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Response to: BorderLands Club. Posted November 3rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/30/09 08:53 AM, HeavyTank wrote:
At 10/29/09 11:20 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote:
Gamespy...pfff...pfffaahahahah...you're joking, right? Sadly, no.
It's still better than GFWL, don't you think?

True, but I put them equivalently on the shit scale.

Response to: arrested for niceness Posted October 31st, 2009 in General

At 10/31/09 04:09 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: See, what you were doing is called "Being a dick".

Fucking kids these days. Society, I am disappoint.

Response to: BorderLands Club. Posted October 29th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I finally found a decent way around the PC version's broken multiplayer.

Gamespy...pfff...pfffaahahahah...you're joking, right? Sadly, no.

Occasionally, when the online lobby doesn't crash the game, that will typically work for joining a game (If the person has the ports forwarded). However, for playing with friends or specific people, then a VPN program (Hamachi is the best option) will be needed.

As a side note: I properly forwarded ports and did everything necessary for hosting online games to work, but hosting a normal online game will not work and even the LAN option doesn't work with Hamachi set up properly. Also, with no dedicated server option, that's out of the question.

Set up Hamachi and make sure everyone can ping the host. That same person needs to join a single player game and invite the people from the menu (Press "Escape" in game). A Gamespy login is needed to keep track of friends and invite them. I don't know if this is anything new, but I couldn't find anything and I found this from trying all sorts of things to try to get online multiplayer to work.

Google for Hamachi guides if you don't know how it works or how to set it up.
I agree that it's bullshit that Hamachi is needed to play online with friends, but for a pretty straight port from console to PC, it'll have to do for now.
Response to: rawr Character Creator-Input Wanted Posted October 29th, 2009 in Game Development

You're kidding, right? You say that you may need artists and you may need programmers, those are the people who are actually needed to make any of that happen. You can't just give an idea and say you need both programmers and artists, unless you're offering some kind of money or reward. You need a hell of a lot of things to make your idea happen, and it doesn't seem you have too much experience.

Response to: BorderLands Club. Posted October 26th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/26/09 05:11 PM, kidd25 wrote: somebody mke a video. youtube doesn't have any yet.

I am going to, it's nearly finished downloading on Steam. Youtube has a few decent ones up already, type in "Borderlands PC".

Response to: Borderlands - Doesn't look too good Posted October 25th, 2009 in Video Games

At 10/21/09 09:01 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Borderlands is the kind of game that is just AMAZING for the first two weeks, but the minor bugs, gaming flaws and inconveniences start to wear out a rut in your brain, and you get annoyed, even angry at the game for it's tiny cons.

a la Fallout 3
Solution: Don't overhype a game, and don't overplay a game, and you'll definitely enjoy.

What the hell? I played Fallout 3 for a while and I explored a lot too and didn't experience and flaws or inconveniences.

Response to: Keygen Music is Awesome! Posted October 23rd, 2009 in General

PaleDeth has some great chiptunes.

http://www.chiptunes.org/files/Artists/P aledeth/

Response to: Fuck Russia. Built From Rape, Death Posted October 16th, 2009 in General

You don't back-sass Russians, you piece of shit.

Response to: Golden Sun psynergy sprites Posted October 12th, 2009 in Game Development

http://www.goldensun-syndicate.net/sprit es/

Try google next time, there's a download labeled psynergy.

Response to: Fuck sponsers with flash Posted October 10th, 2009 in Game Development

You're a dumbass, this site isn't for just posting your mediocre flash works, it's supposed to be posting decent and entertaining flash games or movies. I never really got that concept when I was younger and submitted some of that shit I have, but also spam is another story altogether. Nevertheless, just posting "OLOL I WAS JUST TESTING MY AS2 XD SO I THOT IT WULD BE COOL TO SHOW EVRY1!!" isn't worthy of being on the site, even if it makes it past judgement. Getting sponsored gets decent flash artists or programmers money for them taking the time for making a well-made and entertaining game or movie.

Response to: Did Glenn Beck Rape And Murder? Posted October 9th, 2009 in General

I believe it, but old news is old.

Response to: programer in need Posted October 7th, 2009 in Game Development

He's thirteen and a "wiz" at programming. With that grammar, who can be doubtful?

Response to: Flash Cs5 Beta Coming Soon Posted October 5th, 2009 in Game Development

Being able to develop Ipod Touch apps in Flash would be bad ass.

Response to: This girl is tearing me apart... Posted October 4th, 2009 in General

It's a guy, quite obviously.

Response to: Flash's weirdest crash Posted October 3rd, 2009 in Game Development

Mine is when Flash sometimes gets some wierd error with the Pixeltools. When I try to do anything some error box pops up and I have to click OK about 5 times and then it just comes back again if I try to do anything afterwards.

Finished Game Needs Graphics. Posted October 1st, 2009 in Game Development

Finished Version.

Injun Rush.

Features:
XP (Level ups and skill upgrades)
Morale Abilites (Free cooldown, Extra Damage, Lighting that kills all on screen)
Levels (Every ten kills spawn times are faster and the indian speed goes up)
Custom Sound Effects

I'd prefer 8-bit graphics, but if anything then a normal art style.

Controls (Will be explained in game):

Alternate A & D to fire.
Press Shift to use Morale (Click to select morale abilities).

Contact:

AIM: Salted tator tot
MSN: Saltedtatortot@hotmail.com
PM (salted-tator-tot.newgrounds.com)
E-Mail: Salted@saltedtatortot.com

It's just a simple game, I'm open to some minor changes, but I don't want to take too much more time on it, unless necessary or that could spruce up gameplay for the consumer. If you want to try to get it sponsored for money, by all means, go for it (Split 50/50?) either way I'll put in NG ADS.

I did post this on my userpage, however I wanted to post it here to get better exposure for the chance of userpage lurkers and forum-goers.
Only post if interested, no BAWWWing about the content.
Response to: My mom... Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

Enjoy it while you can.

Response to: Dear god my cat is fat. Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

Awww she so cuteeeee

My cat has one eye.
Response to: The letter E. Posted September 19th, 2009 in General

At 9/17/09 04:59 PM, evan210 wrote: FUN FACT: My first name starts with the letter E.

Is it Eric?

Response to: Woman Charged With Raping... Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

GET IT UP, OR YOU DIE.

Response to: God I hate that kid.. Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

At 9/7/09 11:58 AM, Crayzorder wrote: You were being a bitch to him first so shut the fuck up.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Don't be a dick, even joking if you don't want a response back. You sound like a douchebag anyway.

Response to: Street Fighter 4 Blocking? Posted September 5th, 2009 in Video Games

At 9/5/09 12:02 AM, kidd25 wrote: try checking your control also. mabye somehting is wrong, also din;'t you read the manuel you know the 3 page book.

I bought it off steam, and the option for "guide" in the menu doesn't work. I played around in training mode and I guess I'll keep doing that, thanks for the tips and such.

Street Fighter 4 Blocking? Posted September 4th, 2009 in Video Games

I just bought this game since it was on sale on Steam. It's fun and all, but it seems like a lot of the characters just spam the shit out of light attack and I just get knocked out or stunned. When I fought Abel, he blocked all my fucking attacks and just spammed that throwing move, but is there anyway for me to block shit? I checked all the controls and there's nothing about blocking. I tried looking it up and the best thing I found was to move the joystick back, and that didn't do anything (I'm using a Logitech controller that looks like a Ps2 controller). Any help on how to block or avoid the non-stop spam?

Response to: WoW Cataclysm - awesome or lame? Posted September 4th, 2009 in Video Games

It's not worth another 50 dollars, and it's not worth anymore subscription costs. If Blizz is too goddamn lazy to put forth real effort towards a game that get's millions of dollars or so, to even fix the servers and fix some bullshit that wastes so much time then it's not even worth it.

Response to: 16 Years Old...with Lice Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Damn kids these days are never clean, how about taking a shower you disgusting twat.

Response to: Cartoonnetwork Doesn't Suck Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

Those shows were awesome and then they got rid of them and replaced it with shitty shows. Also, you're talking to people on Newgrounds, what are you talking about "matured"?

Response to: Happy 51st birthday MJ! Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

He molested little boys, he lives forever in hell.

Response to: bully Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I only beat up kids smaller than me, find a smaller kid than you and pick on him to make up for getting picked on.

Response to: Gereral Tso's Chicken Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 05:57 PM, Sekhem wrote: the broccoli is the best part

I concur.

Response to: NG Shirts in public? Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

I wore an NG shirt and had the NG messenger bag for a bookbag to school. Needless to say, I got made fun of enough that I never wore it at school again, and went to a normal bookbag.