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At 6/28/09 10:08 AM, AapoJoki wrote: The more I read threads like this, the more convinced I become that God is a sadistic fascist tyrant with an unquenchable, neurotic desire to control and dominate people's most private affairs that have nothing to do with him or anyone. What piece of shit. We should stay the fuck away from him even if he's real.

That's how I feel, and religions need to be kept in people's private lives, religious questions should be kept to religious affiliates (i.e. preachers, rabbis, etc.). I don't go around preaching that atheism is the best choice, so I shouldn't have to listen to Jesus-speak, I'd go to church if I wanted to.

Shut the fuck up, faggot. Parody threads are just old now, don't be a dumb ass.

I've had one, a couple times that would seem to spawn a popup of its own, but it hasn't happened anytime recently.

King of popping little boys.

At 6/28/09 05:35 AM, 1Tyla1 wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:00 AM, ngman7 wrote:

I'm convinced this guy is a troll, but with him posting over 8000 characters of text in a single post and having all of these quotes it's pushing that back and making me think he's legit...

OP was no doubt a troll, but I doubt NgMan is. He seems to be the 32-year-old-guy-living-in-his-mother's-b asement-whoring-his-religion-on-Newgroun ds-BBS type of guy.

I'd be fucked, that knife would be up my asshole in a matter of minutes. It's a swift motherfucker.

At 6/28/09 03:34 AM, Piss wrote: You've corrupted this thread. Good day to you, sir.

I concur, WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Now that MJ's dead, someone has to.

At 6/28/09 01:30 AM, Woadraiders wrote: I agree, but you've really gotta put time into it, and you might want to think about sticking with as2 until you learn the basics of programming. You won't get very far into actionscript 3's strict object oriented programming without at least knowing functions, hierarchies, and the ins and outs of variables.

So basically, I recommend knowing the basics before trying to learn actionscript 3, because my bet is you'll just get stuck and frustrated. Feel free to prove me wrong ;).

That's better :P
Definitely get the basics then work your way into As3. I'm not a great programmer, but then again, I'm too lazy to really put forth any real effort to learn anything too new.

At 6/28/09 03:09 AM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Oh my god, I just read more, and it is certainly the most bullshit filled page I have ever seen.

"On July 16th, 2007 the site experienced a 'big' redesign with features such as...level icons (including a half-naked male body, golden-tan and glistening with sweat),"

Most of it's flat-out, literal truths about the site. But I'll always love Newgrounds.

At 6/28/09 03:04 AM, VIRGIN6969 wrote: I have been battling Virgin for almost 5 years in a different world.
They have taken ownership of the word virgin soon in the dictionary next to the meaning of the word Virgin Will appear the name Richard branson. If you like to join my cause to stop virgin please PM me.

They won't succeed either way.

Also stop spamming that shitty image every time you post.

At 6/28/09 02:54 AM, igott wrote:

At 6/28/09 02:48 AM, Piss wrote: Concept art for the last panels:

Add him molesting little boys.

Will this work?

At 6/28/09 02:48 AM, Alpharius120 wrote: In case anyone wants to do some major trolling, this is the phone number of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Use at your own discretion.

785-273-0325

I know! Ask for battletoads.

At 3 in the morning.

Calvin and Hobbes was my favorite thing to read when I was younger.

At 6/28/09 02:37 AM, OneWordName wrote: Piss' idea was pretty sinister.

I mean, it doesn't get more sinister than Satan.

Sinister indeed, I liked his idea.

At 6/28/09 02:27 AM, Greenskullkid wrote:

At 5/27/09 06:16 AM, Jason100 wrote: quagmire?

Wtf why did you bump this from last year just for that shitty post.

It's still a good topic that never got locked, let it be.

At 10/16/08 07:29 PM, TheWingMan wrote: PEOPLE WITH FOOT FETISH"S ARE THE DEVIL!

Calm down there, NgMan7.

Also, I tend to find myself enjoying the occasional feet of girls who wear flip-flops in my classes.

You made your point about how you believe god doesn't condone masturbation in any way, shape, or form, so leave it be. You don't have to back up your theories every time someone disagrees with your beliefs.

Age isn't a factor on the validity of points, everyone's point is valid no matter how much you disagree with them. (Also, if you're really 32 and on Newgrounds trying to promote Christianity in the BBS, that's just sad.)

At 6/28/09 02:01 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 6/28/09 01:06 AM, Slinging-Blood wrote: Hey ngman, I'm going to watch some porn and masturbate while thinking of you.

You're gay?

AW NU BRU HES GUNNA GO TO HIS FAMILY BACK AT THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH AND GET DEM 2 PICKET UR INTRANETS AND FAMILIEZ.

I stopped making serious posts when this elitist faggot didn't shut the hell up.

If you're prepared for it, there's nothing much you can do.

My friend was typing in "Twinks" for WoW and found naked teenage boys.

I've drank a gallon of O.J. within a couple of hours once.

My anus was rather sore in the morning though and my throat felt rather "slit".

At 6/28/09 01:10 AM, Homocidicle wrote: kay I JUST found ot one of my favorite artists does phsycodelic drugs which explains the stuff he draws but still i am soo FUCKIN' PISSED OFF!! Drugs can't be good for an artist or anbody. What do you guys think? Are you for or against drugs? I think it's some kind of bullshit but I want to know what you guys think since this gave me such a shock.

If you liked his art before you knew he did drugs, there's no difference when you found out he does do drugs.

Once a mentally retarded person was in the theater and would laugh randomly, and it got annoying after a while.

Haha:

These reviews should have been deleted, but Tom Fulp, being the Jew faggot wanna-be-niigger he is, has not deleted any of these reviews and actually disabled his mods from doing shit about it until a few months after it started. Because of this, a bunch of fag users began freaking out about it, causing mass chaos on the portal and leading to Bigbadron killing a negro. As a result of seeing all this go down, ED is now asking you all to add to the super lulz by spamming the entire Teddy review (found at the flash links below) a couple billion times to piss off the meatspin lovers on Jewgrounds.

I loved the Livecorpse tribute of the header with the guy blowing his brains out, it's different now though, Now I'm a fan of Tom's "excrement burrito".

At 6/27/09 06:10 PM, QuikFox wrote: Also, it's true that in America the only unprotected class is now white males.

Sadly, it's undeniably true.

Dancing Pineapples and feet.

At 6/28/09 12:28 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: most of the time they do it to get money, by acting like a victim because they're a "minority"

It's all bullshi-

I think I just heard the NAACP at my door 0_0

Livecorpse your way out of that fucker.

It's still the fact that he did do it, who would you care more about: a 9 year old boy who did nothing wrong in his life dieing or the man who molested and murdered said boy (Not saying MJ murdered them, just in lieu of an example) dieing?

Mine's purple/red liquid with yellow lava, it's pretty awesome.