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I just woke up at 1130, which is fine by me, because I worked 12 hours Friday, 14 hours Saturday, 16 hours Sunday, and then had school yesterday.

Sleeeeeeeep.

At 3/21/11 06:09 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 3/21/11 05:54 PM, zooos wrote: You should probably go and get a tetanus shot.

yeah i am going to do it

It should be a same-day thing.

On the other hand, you can now manage fantastic dance moves.

At 3/21/11 05:54 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

So I'm a bad person for not giving a fuck about someone else now?

Pretty much.

At 3/21/11 05:17 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:

You and most other people said it in this thread. You donate because you don't feel bad. You are purposely donating just so you can give yourself some relief. Thus a selfishness. Some others do it because they believe it's the " right " thing to do. Some idea of a universal moral/ conscience leads them to do it.

I was kidding. I donate to burn charities because I have a serious interest in burn treatment and rehabilitation.

Besides, even if someone donates for selfish reasons, it's still better than being a cheap bastard like yourself.

Acquire Tetanus shot.

Tetanus likes to live in soil contaminated with poo, and because it can't grow in the presence of oxygen, a nice deep puncture wound like that in your foot is an issue.

Soaking it isn't going to kill the bacteria if it's already deep enough to be in an anaerobic environment.

Vaccines are super cheap, check out an area Immediate Care/ Urgent care clinic, which are way cheaper than the ER, and where you should have gone in the first place, because a nail in the foot is not an emergency.

At 3/21/11 05:07 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Because people are self-obsessed, disillusioned, assholes.

Wait... this is why people donate?

I donate to convince myself that I am not a horrible person.

But seriously, I don't donate to random charities, I like to make sure they are well organized, legit organizations that won't just whore all of my money, and give like 1% to the people they are supposed to be helping.

My top two are the Georgia Firefighter's Burn Foundation, they also have a free camp for burned children that I've been trying to get into for a couple of years, it's competitive though, and I didn't have a license the last time I tried to get in. I also donate to them because their annual fundraiser, "Give Burns the Boot" always results in hawt firefighters standing around asking me for money, and the more I give, the more they flirt, and I am a desperate whore like that.

I also like the Shriners, because they have funny little hats, do a lot with free help for (more) burnt kids, and my mom would always stop and give them money as well.

Rarely, I'll donate money to the Red Cross, but mostly it's just bodily fluids they get out of me.

Acquire oatmeal.

Put (dry) oatmeal in blender until smooth.

Throw an assfuck of oatmeal in the tub, make a hot bath, and sit there for a few weeks.

Hurray!

I only wear heels now to pull the:

"LOL OK LOOK I MADE A SEXY!" at home... all other times I wear vans, or a pair of gnarly old lady shoes when I'm working.

I find this to be relevant.

But I haven't heard her songs... just the rage about it.

At 3/18/11 07:17 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 3/18/11 05:11 PM, zooos wrote: I'm just going to laugh at the fact that you took a random pill you found. That's really really smart, I mean really smart.

its not the brightest shit ever, but any pill with like, a random music note, a volkwagon symbol, a happy face, probably isnt a non recreational drug.

Because it is a mint...

You are stupid.

You found a mint.

An "Oral Fixation" mint.

Don't eat candy off the floor, your mother would shit if she knew.

At 3/17/11 11:22 PM, Sanch wrote: this thread isnt directed at hookers

Fuck offffff

At 3/17/11 11:17 PM, towellyfan wrote: I'm not old enough to drink beer, so mountain dew and faygo.

Are you a fucking juggalo.

I will punch you in the dick.

So hard.

I wear fishnets under jeans like a boss

Or a whore, whatever

What the fuck you guys, my friends brought SO MUCH GODDAMN BOOZE TO MY HOUSE.

I should take pictures.

At 3/17/11 02:02 PM, TMO007 wrote:

At 3/17/11 11:40 AM, Rallard wrote:

Bud Light... considered "beer." Watered down piss, maybe.

So according to that logic, then Budweiser is just straight piss? I'm not sure where you live but in the USA Bud Light sells more than Budweiser.

Oh, well done sir.

Budweiser is nasty in the first place, imo

At 3/17/11 10:43 AM, cybermonkey81 wrote: This is xxdomoxxkunxx.

This is monkey

My kitty likes vodka as well.

Vodka.

There is ALWAYS vodka at my house. I love the shit, you can mix it with anything, and the stuff I get is so smooth, I can completely hide the taste of alcohol in a 75/25 mix.

Delicous

At 3/17/11 08:26 AM, Emlfuryoflion wrote: lol some of these are pretty creative. Anyone want to come up with one for me? What exactly would an emlfuryoflion look like anyway.

EmoFurryLion

It looks clean, but I did a culture of it for microbiology class, and apparently it is filthy.

Hurray!

At 3/16/11 06:13 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: no more barfing while stuck on the floor crying cuz i couldn't move.

D

Holy crap, that is some serious OTRs

At 3/16/11 05:40 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

and i used to take naproxen as pain relief for my mad period, but i accidentally didn't refill it before it expired whoopsiedoodle.

Naproxen is over the counter, your doctor just didn't want to write you anything good. Midol Extended Relief, and Aleve are both naproxen. :3

I tested in someone else's automatic, and I drive a manual, so it really doesn't matter over here.

Acetaminophen, and Ibuprofen, in various liver destroying doses.

Percocet occasionally, but my boyfriend eats it all, which is stupid.

At 3/16/11 11:21 AM, homor wrote: High school is serious business here, people.

My principal is a bitch, that means she's a dictator as bad as Hitler or Stalin.

Lolz. My speech instructor is a cunt, but she's not going to shoot my family and I if I complain about the class

Schools need Dictators because kids are too retarded to have a democracy.

There it is.

At 3/15/11 09:22 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 3/15/11 08:43 PM, zooos wrote: Yea, but you know feels weird. Farting while in the shower, I don't know why but there is just something about it I don't like.

But then you're trapped in there with a shit bubble floatin around gettin pushed back down by the water...

I don't know why this actually made me laugh...

At 3/16/11 12:27 AM, Narcissy wrote: Funny things

My soul is as black as this cake...