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At 3/23/11 07:08 PM, megakill wrote: And I've got a raging foot fetish, so show me your feet NG!

Oh hells no.

Feet are gross, and I smashed mine so they are not sexy

Also, gross.

Oh sweet! My phone refuses to upload to facebook, so maybe I can use this as a go-between sort of thing.

Raylynn

Oh you dick. He had HIV BEFORE the transplant, but they neglected to use the most sensitive test, so no one found it.

Lrn2ReadingComprehension

I've decided that all of the males on NG, can neither shower, or do math.

Hurray!

This thread gives me lolz

The only guy I like on that show is Chumley, I can't decide if he's actually retarded, or if it's just put on for the show.

The old man is OK too I guess, I don't know how he sees anything that's going on around him

>_<

At 3/23/11 01:55 PM, Cootie wrote:
If it doesn't kill you it will cause pain and make you miserable. You will spend your time constantly ill due to the lack of immune system. I would rather be without kidneys myself. Poor guy.

Not if you manage it closely.

The medicine for HIV is getting pretty intense... and everyone that's demanding the donor pay up... HE GAVE THE GUY A FREAKING KIDNEY! I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to spread the virus.

I disapprove of potfags making up excuses to get pot. It's ridiculous, and should be treated in the same way as a tweaker stealing nasal spray.

However, there are some people under my care I'd like to give pot, mostly for weight gain issues.

Sometimes you can strain your intercostal muscles with a bad cough that's lasted a few days, however:

At 3/23/11 10:19 AM, RobJohnson wrote: If symptoms persist, consult your physician.

I always write dates like

23/MAR/11

Idk why.

Never seen someone put the year first though.

Super soaker.

Hide in the bushes, blast it every time it yaps.

Gross, it's brown?

I'd say hygiene is an issue.... shower more often.

Alternatively, I know you can get botox in your armpits to paralyze overactive sweatglands, perhaps you should consider needles in the asscrack to solve your problem?

At 3/22/11 09:22 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote:
I now have a new move.

Yeah... he's really proud of it. :-/

At 3/22/11 08:50 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 3/22/11 08:49 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 3/22/11 08:48 PM, stosh1919 wrote:
I'm here to help!

He's doing the helicopter. -.-

The helicopter? At the risk of sounding stupid, what the hell is that?

Well, he's fresh out of the shower, so you figure it out..

:-/

At 3/22/11 08:48 PM, stosh1919 wrote:
I'm here to help!

He's doing the helicopter. -.-

At 3/22/11 08:24 PM, stosh1919 wrote: Do you think this would be a successful form of therapy?

The boyfriend is a nosy bastard and was reading over my shoulder.

He's now demanding BJ therapy for "Mental problems, but also, I'm horny"

GJ.

I feel this is appropriate

At 3/22/11 08:02 PM, suprememessage wrote:
They exaggarate the chances of actually catchign some of these diseases though.

Stop being so goddamn vague about your point. They listed WHO as one of their sources, I dunno how you get more accurate than that.

Quit being lazy, and type out a paragraph or two about your purpose of this thread.

Change?! Did she just shove her whole purse up her twat, or what?

At 3/22/11 07:52 PM, suprememessage wrote:
No what im saying is this whole thread is about how medial associations exaggarate the effects of these diseases.

I still don't get it.

These are things that kill people, I don't know how that's exaggerated...

At 3/22/11 07:02 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:

At 3/22/11 07:00 PM, SnoopyChicken wrote:
Also in all my dealings with the police, they've always been arrogant, I know better than you assholes.
And don't try complaining, because they couldnt give a shit, they're all friends anyway.

I remember when I was a young angsty teen and I thought I knew better than everyone else.

I remember when I was an adult, and our shop was broken into, and we had TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SHIT stolen, and the police did fuckall to deal with it, even though we had video of the guys stealing shit, Craigslist postings of our exact items, and even a complete list from the guy detailing everything he had for 'sale' that just happened to match up with our stolen items.

So, yeah, I've never been one for the 'fuck the police' attitude, but after this, and other incidences with the local police, I've decided I'm not a fan.

At 3/22/11 07:47 PM, suprememessage wrote:

At 3/22/11 07:46 PM, AgroNurse wrote: I don't get it.

What is your point?

Trying to show how the medical associations are over-reacting to diseases

I think it's just a list of the top diseases that kill people in developing countries.

I don't get it.

What is your point?

At 3/22/11 06:42 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
Just because you've had a bad experience or two..

Or three... or four... or....

Yeah.

Get back to me when the cops find your stuff, and actually return it.

LOL FUK YEAH U GUYS!

I KAN BREAK SHITTY THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO ME!

I KAN'T EVEN FIX THE SHIT ONCE I BRAKE IT BECAUZ I DON"T HAVE THOSE SKILLS

LOLOL WINNAR IS ME!

But for real, I don't see how smashing drywall, or a hollow interior door makes you a badass, or intimidating. It just makes you a person I wouldn't let in my house because I have nice things, and you don't know how to have them yet.

Call the cops, so they can take a few sentences of notes down, file it away, and never do jack shit with it.

The outcome is the same if you call them or not, it's just some pompous fuck will come belittle your friend if she calls them.

Clean your own room you slob.

At 3/22/11 03:14 PM, EnactJudo wrote:

At 3/22/11 03:12 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: I'm not married, I have sex, I'm not dead and my girlfriend isn't pregnant.

yet

Underaged failtroll is fail.

It's quite possible to have safe sex while single.

At 3/22/11 01:01 PM, EnactJudo wrote:
On a side note, have fun paying child support.

Yes, because all people who have sex, either married, or not, are too fucking stupid to know how to prevent pregnancy.

I don't want kids. EVER. And when the boyfriend and I get married, we'll continue doing what we've always done, using condoms and birth control methods to prevent a very unwanted pregnancy.

At 3/22/11 12:06 PM, EnactJudo wrote:

At 3/22/11 12:04 PM, Banziafy wrote: Live life to the full, not over some religion that restricts almost everything fun.

At 3/22/11 11:53 AM, Will wrote: Sex is fun. Stop picking at bones.

By all means, have your fun.

Then when you get a nice gift package of an unwanted pregnancy, you can have fun being married to a woman you don't love, banking five figures to pay for children that don't appreciate you.

Learn to condom, stupid.

This is why idiotic Abstinence-only education is the worst form of sex ed EVER.