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Of course.

Here is the Studebaker, it was getting new tires at the time.

Pain pills, omnomnomnomnom. Usually just Tylenol, but occasionally Percocet when things get bad.

At 3/26/11 10:12 PM, Cootie wrote: Oh well, she gives the worst damn blowjobs known to man so fuck her.

See, you had the answer all along. :3

No, I'm a firm believer in the right to have a dignified death, but only in the case where the remaining portion of that person's life has become a living hell- such as end stage cancer victims.

But the mentally retarded? Sig Heil?

I'd say anything that involves an icepick through your eye socket would fall into that category, yes.

At 3/25/11 11:30 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Yeah I get that feeling too. Only 3 years left before I have to get a job and take care of my self. I guess I'll join the military. I can skip over the entire life thing and do something that is somewhat honorable.

It's free college money, you might as well.

On top of that, when I broke my legs they booted me out of the army, but wrote me a 5k check on the spot that I used to get a car.

The Army was good to me. Right out of highschool it was a decent salary, free education, and then 5k for a decent car, and ~$250 a month for being a cripple. Hah.

Not too bad.

I'll still be at work, or just getting off, so I don't know if I can manage a fuck this year.

Make her come pick you up, is that not an option.

At 3/25/11 07:35 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: sounds like a douche.

You jelly? (I'm jelly)

Seriously. I'm so burnt out on school right now, I envy that kid.

At 3/25/11 09:08 PM, onescarydude wrote: Another superbug? Come on. This is getting ridiculous, there seems to be a new superbug at least twice a year and then what happens? It disappears, not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Fail, fail. You and the other guy couldn't be more wrong. You're talking about H1N1, and the other flu bugs, which are viruses, fairly mild for a normal healthy person, and there's nothing to TREAT them with in the first place, because they are viruses.

The superbug mentioned is a highly resistant strain of bacteria, that can't even be touched by the strongest class of antibiotics available. This means, that if a large number of people were to contract the infections, scientists would literally have to create a whole new class of antibiotics, JUST to treat these people.

MRSA, and VRSA, are a whole different animal than the Flu mutations that scare everyone every few years. If this new strain of bacteria spreads, it has the potential to be a serious problem.

At 3/24/11 02:48 PM, Snuff wrote:

At 3/24/11 02:11 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Screw you guys and your multiplayer... I suck at it so hard.

I have the day off, play Zombies with me.

Spaceship3333

How can you suck at call of duty multiplayer?

I only last like ten seconds at a time :(

At 3/25/11 07:46 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: It's not that people are taking too much antibiotics, its that there not following the complete course of antibiotics. Mostly foreigners actually.

It's both.

You waited out there for two hours....?

Try not to absolutely reek of desperation next time. :-/

At 3/25/11 06:44 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Meh, there's a new untreatable superbug every week. Only the elderly and those under 16 (sorry most of NG) need fear them.

Unless you get injured. I had a 35 year old, perfectly healthy man, with a drug resistant form of flesh eating bacteria. You can get it with something as little as a scratch.

MRSA was first, to which we answered with Vancomycin... then came VRSA, which is resistant to that class of antibiotics.

I blame faggots taking too many antibiotics. You have a cold? Tough, have some cough drops, you do not need those antibiotics.

At 3/25/11 02:04 AM, Dave4554 wrote:
Like I said, I am always intimidating, no matter where.

Lol, no.

You seem like you are TRYING to be, but no.

Are you one of those gross people who just stuffs paper up their nose when they have a nosebleed?

I hate it when people walk around with giant nose-tampons hanging out of their face, like nothing's wrong. Shit is gross.

Me?

As soon as I'm horizontal, and the lights go out, I am finished- I fall asleep instantly... unless I've taken sleeping pills, which fire me up like a little fat kid on fun dip. I don't know what happens, last time I took Tylenol PM, I was up till five

At 3/24/11 11:15 PM, Minchken wrote:

At 3/24/11 11:14 PM, Datt-Mamon wrote: I would like a salad right now.

One with feda cheese, tomatoes and lots of olives.

Seriously, Shut the fuck up.

No way, that is a delicious salad

At 3/24/11 07:37 PM, Sanch wrote: OP, shortly after you stop liking Pokemon, you'll discover this thing called 'puberty'.

Don't worry though, shortly after you finish this 'puberty', Pokemon becomes cool again.

OP has titties, and can therefor maintain an interest in several different things at one time.

Hurray!

It's a boner.

Needs... more... paragraphs.

At 3/24/11 06:05 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 3/24/11 06:04 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Bahahahaha, There's like three leafs doodling past, and the guy is shitting brix.

In part one, if you watch close at the very end, off in the distance behind the tree line (left side of screen) you do see the tornado touch down as it stirs up a funnel of dirt and shit. Probably looked more impressive in person, that's when he freaks out and runs inside.

Idk, last time there was a tornado here, I went and parked the car in a gas station's car wash and waited it out. No pants-shitting involved!

Although... to be fair.... I don't think that part of the country has tornado's very often.

Bahahahaha, There's like three leafs doodling past, and the guy is shitting brix.

Mostly cocks.

Screw you guys and your multiplayer... I suck at it so hard.

I have the day off, play Zombies with me.

Spaceship3333

At 3/24/11 02:02 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: So fake, the "timestamp" just reads the date and time of your pc.

:-/

I don't think anyone was saying it was real.....

At 3/24/11 01:07 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:

At 3/24/11 01:01 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 3/24/11 12:42 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i have a dog that resembles a giraffe or a jackal or a dik dik or just a weird animal

What's a dik dik?

whats a google?
but incase you dont know what a google.com is here is a picture of one

I'd settle for one of those.

Idk about your dog, it's got freakishly long legs or something

At 3/24/11 11:53 AM, Struggle wrote: Also does anybody know what to do if i get food in my holes? like where i used to have teeth? I didn't get a syringe and that's what most people are saying to use

Use some warm salt water to -gently- swish around in your mouth to rinse everything out. The salt is good for the holes anyway.

This is a 'Russian' website for the breeders of mini lap-giraffes. They include ordering info, photos of the giraffes... even a 'Giraffe cam' for their bull.

How depressingly fictional.

I love those commercials though.

People applaud at the pre-screening shows here, or whatever you call it when they let people watch it before it's actually out in theaters