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At 4/11/11 01:20 AM, Gagsy wrote:
On that argument, me calling you a big dumb poo poo head is winsome.

BIG DUMB POO POO HEAD!

Oh lawd.

Also, the fuck do I want with deer heads?

I would give that bitch some Ativan. Bitches love Ativan.

But seriously, if you are an untrained religious zealot, then someone with some severe mental/ physical issues could appear to be 'possessed'.

At 4/9/11 11:17 PM, blunge wrote:

Except that most of the "smaller" STDs make it easier to contract the uncurables.

really?

Open sores. Hawt.

There's more to STDs than just AIDS, (And you really think people DON'T lie about having it? The hell?)

if someone lies about having AIDS that is so fucked up, yeah fair enough guys do it because they want sex, but i SERIOUSLY doubt a woman is, but i still hear your point

You'd be surprised.

HPV

the fuck is that?

Google dick warts with your safe search off.

damn brah you SERIOUSLY opened my eyes, not even just saying that for jokes, i'm gonna get myself checked out

Somehow I doubt it, but ok.

At 4/9/11 10:41 PM, blunge wrote: i always ask the bish if she's clean (yeah i know it ain't reliable but seriously, how many people are gonna have aids, no one is gonna lie about that).. i don't really care about catching gonorehea (sp?) or chlamydia or whatever, just the big ones i'm scared of

Except that most of the "smaller" STDs make it easier to contract the uncurables. There's more to STDs than just AIDS, (And you really think people DON'T lie about having it? The hell?) HPV, Hep B, Herpes, are all incurable, and easier to catch.

Wtf man, aren't you in your twenties? What happened to start this off?

Depends on how Arctic my house wants to get. Usually it's bottoms, no top, and a couple blankets

Not this shit again.

In other news, what the fuck is this.

Leave her alone, and let her drink her vodka. The school will catch on eventually.

What's she going to do, wreck her Lil' Tykes?

At 4/6/11 04:59 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 4/6/11 04:53 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Sign #78 that it's gonna be a looooong day on NG today.

Nobody is telling you to stay here.

Also, I suppose you could if you had enough practice at sucking air into your asshole. But I imagine if you had that much practice, the joint probably wouldn't fit properly anymore, and would just fall out and burn the rug.

Also, even if you could suck with your ass... who's saying the whole joint won't get sucked in, and then you have a bad burn in a horrible place?

I like to think I'm committing a million tiny abortions each time I swallow.

This guy, if he didn't die on scene, is most likely going to die of his injuries- that's a really long fucking time to be in contact with flames.

That's really fucked up, I wonder why he did it.

Fuck bitches. (Get money)

At 4/4/11 07:44 PM, llnickevelyll wrote:

At 4/4/11 06:55 PM, AgroNurse wrote: You sir, are a spectacular vagina.

Pull it together, and pay more attention in English class.

2.I DON'T TAKE ENGLISH

Perhaps you should.

I had a very good friend, with very good benefits for a few years.

Good times....

You sir, are a spectacular vagina.

Pull it together, and pay more attention in English class.

At 4/4/11 01:35 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: They've done it with penises, ears, etc. But an arm is too complex. A huge number of nerves have to be reconnected with 100% precision. It's much easier, cheaper, and less catastrophic if something goes wrong to just get a prosthetic. They're pretty advanced these days, so it wouldn't be too life-ending.

My brother goes to some crazy engineering college, and there's a group there working on a prosthetic arm, CONTROLLED BY YOUR FUCKING MIND!

Seriously, they hooked it up to some guy with a bunch of teenie sensors on his head, and he was controlling it, without using any muscles. Ridiculous.

Apparently, the prototype was too powerful, the first attempt swung so hard that the arm snapped and went flying across the room.

It's the next generation pimp-slap of doom.

One of my very first jobs was working at a Wendy's. One day, this gigantic black woman came stomping up to the counter, pushing all of the other customers out of the way, and proceeded to throw her tray of food at me.

Eh... I was 16. I yelled, she yelled, I got fired.

Whatever fatty.

It wasn't a bad job. A friend and I used to 'accidentally' shove Biggie cups of fruit punch out the drive through window onto peoples hoods. I don't know how anyone never complained about that.

At 4/3/11 08:37 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
I'm O negative, which means anyone can receive my blood.

It's not the rarest blood type, but the most preferred for blood transfusions. I'd ask for a cookie but I already have one =P

You may have a cookie when you actually donate for blood transfusions.

I am AB+, which is kind of useless, so I attempt to mostly donate platelets

I have that recurring nightmare, they just start crumbling and falling out

I hoard medical supplies.

I don't mean to. I put things in my pockets at work, and forget about them. I have a pile of shit on the counter.

At 3/31/11 05:38 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 3/31/11 04:51 PM, AgroNurse wrote: ITT: OP hasn't had to pay *taxes* yet.

This sarcastic observation does not justify your greed.

Greed my ass. We just paid $7500 in property tax, JUST property tax. When evaluating our land/ building for us, they value it at less than half the price they value it for tax purposes.

Your naiveness does not justify your high horse.

ITT: OP hasn't had to pay *taxes* yet.

I have a friend with Psychotic- Bipolar disorder getting his psych stuff, you should be fine

At 3/31/11 08:22 AM, Heyno wrote:
2) No homework topics.

Why? If you are going to make a math forum, this is exactly what you are going to attract.

I use Avast, and Malwarebytes, and don't have too many issues running them together. :O

At 3/30/11 11:48 AM, SSIICCOO wrote: This thread now officially fits in the "fucked up shit" category
LOCK
IT
NOW
!

Shut up.

There's a term for this, something like "Dispersal of Responsibility", or something, I can't remember it just yet. Basically, people don't join in because they don't want to take on the responsibility, or, they believe that others may have already done something.

On the other hand...

It's JUST as bad when a million people try to help, with horrible results.

A student had a seizure in our class, HOWEVER, she had done a speech about her being an epileptic, just days before. She never fell, and quickly recovered.

Here's some of the things I heard screamed out, by either licensed medical workers, or medical students. (Screamed! These people were flipping their shit)

1. CALL AN AMBULANCE! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!

Ok idea, but at this point she was done seizing, and was just sitting there recovering.

2. CPR! DO CPR! I CAN DO CPR!

Why....?

And the best....

3. OMG THAT IS AN EPIPEN!! GIVE HER AN EPIPEN!!!

An epipen is an injection people carry around for allergic reactions to beestings and such... this happened to be a bottle of hand sanitizer.

So yeah. Help if you must, but gtfo if you don't have any business there. Same with bad car accidents... everyone stops and gets out of the car... BUT DOES NOTHING BUT STARE! You are blocking traffic you cunt, if you can't do anything, leave. There was a particuarlly bad wreck near my house, the car went off the road and immediately caught fire when it landed ~15 feet down a ditch. I tried to go open the door, but by the time I had stopped, the heat was so bad it blistered my face and hands when I was still way to far away to get the door.

And all the other cunts who stopped before me? Standing at the top of the hill gawking like faggots. Humanity is useless.

At 3/30/11 10:49 AM, MrPercie wrote:

At 3/30/11 10:46 AM, Quicksmasher wrote: What. The. Fuck. Is. A. G. Spot.

And where shall the location penid be!?

well, listen now pal, the G spot is the flap of skin between yer butthole and your ballsack

No it taint.

You see what I did thar?

I always thought a guy's G-spot was up his ass?

At 3/29/11 08:38 PM, Arkwentre wrote:
Feel free to discuss your college experiences/how you came up with the money to pay for them!

1. Good Grades
2. Epic Scholarship
3. ?????
4. Profit (Literally)

I didn't get invited to prom.

At 3/29/11 11:49 AM, sander-valk wrote:

At 3/29/11 11:30 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Of course.

Here is the Studebaker, it was getting new tires at the time.

That is fucking awesome, if it's legit anyway.

Of course it is legit.