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Fuck yeah, I've got some ink on my pussy.

One of them.

Good: Never having to drive a minivan.

Bad: Never getting to drive an awesome minivan.

Worst: Having to do your own homework.

At 4/19/11 02:44 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: It's been drowned in that aciclovir for every second since I felt the tingle on my lip, yet it's not doing anything, it's getting bigger. And bigger.

Drowned in Acyclovir? Ask to be put on a daily Acyclovir regimen instead, taking it orally instead of using the cream. It seems to work better with people with bad outbreaks that won't respond to the cream.

Somehow I doubt this post is serious though.

At 4/19/11 09:03 AM, Shmossy wrote: The amount of fat in this thread is truly, truly staggering.

Because putting fries ON the burger is worse for you than eating them on the side

Fries go in your frosty.

Everyone knows this.

Do you get mad when people ask you to clean stuff?

I always feel awkward when I ask housekeeping about messes.

At 4/18/11 08:43 AM, Lorkas wrote:

At 4/18/11 08:42 AM, AgroNurse wrote: I demand a real picture of this pubestache

I'd rather jump off a cliff with a parachute than post my pubestache!

YOU SHOW ME NOW

I demand a real picture of this pubestache

Meh. Work pockets.

At 4/17/11 09:03 PM, backup wrote: Yea as long as you didn't actually act like you were an MP, I'm sure it's fine.

You'd just be wearing the patch, so I doubt anyone would care. If they do has a problem, yell at them for crushing your support of the troops, or something.

At 4/16/11 07:47 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

Burning to death.

This. Forever this.

My boyfriend calls me Spaceship, but that's the only one I can think of.

It's ok if the kid just had some anxiety about his first day or whatnot... he's only six after all.

HOWEVER, if it was one of those all out tantrums, then perhaps he did deserve a suspension.

The news article didn't give us much to work with.

At 4/15/11 07:14 PM, Shabbo wrote:

At 4/15/11 07:11 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 4/15/11 06:43 PM, TightRope wrote: Piss

I know of a couple other people....

FUCKING FUCK

AHAHA!

I HAVE A WIN

At 4/15/11 06:43 PM, TightRope wrote: Piss

I know of a couple other people....

This is why I detest group projects.

Sometimes there's nothing you can do but do all the work.

Ask the principle, maybe?

At 4/14/11 04:11 PM, TasmanianDevil wrote:

At 4/14/11 04:07 PM, AgroNurse wrote: So... the fucking cable guy came yesterday to fix the our TV, and now, the PS3 is running just ridiculously slow.

What the fuck do you mean?

Our internet and TV are both from the same company, off of the same set of cables (I guess)

At 4/14/11 04:10 PM, Squidbit wrote:
Lol, AgroNurse has chest stubble.

>.<

No, an ex did.

fu

Don't shave your chest. Chest stubble is nasty, I can't stand the feeling.

If you must, go get it waxed.. just make sure they don't yank your nipple off.

So... the fucking cable guy came yesterday to fix the our TV, and now, the PS3 is running just ridiculously slow.

When I do the connection test, it says:

Connection Speed (Download)* 5.1 Mbps
Connection Speed (Upload)* 2.2 Mbps

It's connected wirelessly to the router. Is there anything I can do to speed it up? I don't even know what the rate SHOULD be.

At 4/13/11 06:11 PM, Cootie wrote: Some of them are really hot. I think it is something about the hair and makeup that makes me want them. Too bad most are crybabies which would make me want to punch them in the mouth.

Scene girls are better.

I've noticed Scene girls are relatively useless to society, as an employee anyway. Seriously, there used to be an unofficial policy at the haunted house... no Juggalos, and no scene kids.

I suppose they're good at running around the mall, and annihilating the ozone with aqua-net, but otherwise... meh.

At 4/13/11 05:44 PM, Mrmongooseman wrote: Go to class

It's probably for the best, anyway.

At 4/13/11 04:37 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 4/13/11 03:52 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Oh lawd, someone's in a entry level psych class, everyone run, pretentious bullshit imminent!1!!

No, he's right. The two main reasons most people get into relationships these days are to feel better about themselves and to get other people to look up to them.

If that's the reason you get into a relationship, then you have fucking issues. There are plenty of well adjusted people out there, who just happen to like each other.

I'm just very thankful that there's so few pictures of me during my angsty goth stage.

At 4/13/11 02:09 PM, quagmire690 wrote: girlfriend, is a term that is older than dirt, it is a way that people can connect to each other and feel self secure in their own mind that they are wanted by someone, if you start believing that people are weak-minded and need their own self securement in ther sub conscious as in their first person mind, then you will be able to better understand how people work and understand what you see, it's a simple concept when it comes to psychology

Oh lawd, someone's in a entry level psych class, everyone run, pretentious bullshit imminent!1!!

Girlfriend is just the English word for "That chick I have a relationship with, but haven't gotten to the point of marriage with yet."

At 4/13/11 10:38 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: I thought it was a peacock, but its plumage seems different.

Whatever it is, it's a weird fuckin bird, and it's stalking me.

That's kind of cool. Go give it a sandwich or something

What about people who HAVE gone through intense pain, and have made themselves a better person through their experiences?

OP is an idiot, and has zero experience in his own philosophy.

I find this picture to be relevant.

Milk is for cooking with.

Vodka is for drinking.