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At 4/26/11 05:02 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Ultimate overkill

What the fuck IS that?!

"Golden Brown" has always made me giggle.

I have no idea why.

At 4/26/11 07:15 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 4/26/11 06:58 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

At 4/26/11 03:17 PM, Cootie wrote: You have to be 17 years old to buy an M-rated game, so that means I still can't buy one without a parent present. But I can still FUCKING drive down to the mall and buy the damn thing. Yeah, that makes sense.

You sure can't. It makes sense that they want to make it a point that it's not for kids and hate to break it to you, but that's what you are. 17's not much older but it is what it is. Deal.

Hate to break it to you, but you're a corporate slave for one of the most unethical businesses in existence.

Deal.

Wait...

I've had a couple of vodkas since the beginning of this thread, so I may be off a little.

You seriously think Video Game companies are the most unethical?

I think I've seen the ad for this.

The indian guy in the ad straight up admits that the rates are exorbitant.

"Yes, the money is expensive, but we don't require collateral!"

At 4/26/11 04:32 PM, steph2568 wrote:
Parental consent doesn't stop a student from going to the nurse. All it says on the medical card is the students name, any allergies or medical problems (if any), emergency contacts, and gives the nurse consent to give the student antacid or tylenol if they need it. There really is no point for a parent to sign it. A student filling out the information and handing the card to the nurse the same day would be so much easier and faster.

I think the nurse has to contact the parents every time they give the kids something- and I wouldn't put my trust in a child to know what they were allergic to.

Also, SJS is a rare condition and it's wouldn't be the nurse's fault if a student were to contract it. It's not as if she knew the Tylenol was infected.

They could still sue like a motherfucker.

Yay America!

Someone already told me they were going to sue me, because the patient's windowsill was dusty.

At 4/26/11 04:24 PM, TheMaster wrote: I had a friend who was kicked out of his parents house at 16.

He couldn't buy cutlery for his flat because you're not allowed to buy forks and butter knives if you're under 18 in the UK.

Ok, that's ridiculous.

At 4/26/11 04:15 PM, steph2568 wrote: Some age restrictions can be ridiculous. For example, in high school, medical cards still need to be signed by a parent, which also allow the nurse to give us medicine if we need it.

I think by high school we're fully aware of our medical problems and do not need a parent's consent if we ever need antacid tablets or Tylenol.

I think the parental consent there is still a good thing, some kids are ridiculous with the faking things to get out of class.

Besides, it protects the nurses butt, should some kid get a freak case of SJS from some tylenol.

At 4/26/11 03:37 PM, STEM wrote:

At 4/26/11 03:32 PM, Sir-Smoke-A-Lot wrote: i heard if you join the military you can drink at bars on base at 18..

Only for the marines as far as I know, and only when it's on a base of a foreign country whose drinking age is lower than 21

I thought it was on all bases, only because the guy at the liquor store at Fort Sam still thought it applied. Apparently Texas was one of the last states to raise the drinking age back to 21, but this guy either had missed the memo, or didn't give two fucks.

He appeared to be~80, so either are entirely possible.

At 4/26/11 02:29 PM, Chronamut wrote:
congrats - in an effort to escape conformity you have simply followed thousand upon thousands in the world that have made the same "unique" choice.

Stop trying to make yourself seem so important - you're a conformer just liek anyone else.. no matter how you look at it.

I suppose it'd be true if the boyfriend and I just paid to have the cars done for us, but when you do all of the custom work yourself, (I'm dreading the upholstery) it's different.

On an unrelated note, FIRST ICECREAM TRUCK OF THE YEAR! Sadly, it doesn't come down our street, because of our sex offender neighbor.

At 4/25/11 01:25 PM, Chronamut wrote: Post your ideal manly vehicle, with a description of why!

Personally.. I am in love with The 2011 Dodge Ram Laramie Longhorn. Now I'm a huge fan of country/western stuff.. but.. the thing's just fucking goregeous- it's got such intricate detailing.. beautiful colours, it's POWERFUL and strong.. it's like a classy lumberjack in truck form, and I want to be inside it :P

and yes I love trucks - bearish men drive trucks.. trucks are like the bears of the automobile world.

so what's yours?

Congrats. You have purchased something prefab'd for the masses, directly off the line. Oh sure, you may be able to opt for that +chrome on the bumper, to make you feel like you've made a unique choice.... but you haven't.

Forget stupid giant plastic tonka trucks, and slapping some fiberglass spoilers on your honda.. (Seriously, how fast do you really think you're going?)

I'm in love with custom cars.

At 4/25/11 06:28 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

Hey, it could be worse.

A lot worse.

Also, why would you shave your cat? ( I clicked on your profile)

Because he had mats we couldn't get out.

At 4/25/11 06:19 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Posted in this 2 years ago.

Now I'm in the Air Force.

Haha, this.

Hahaha, what is this shit?

You can't go around telling people, "No dear, we shouldn't shoot people in the face, why don't you sit down with me and explain how you feel?"

tl;dr, just email that shit to them.

Or, maybe not. The last cop I talked to was proud of himself for figuring out Copy & Paste.

F a Klondike bar. If I'm going to be fatty, I'm going to do it right.

I'd do some pretty obscene things for this though.

At 4/22/11 07:56 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 4/22/11 06:48 PM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 4/22/11 04:48 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Dude, you drank ICE COLD WATER after getting out of the boiling hot sun. NOT A GOOD IDEA.

... plz to support with your reasoning.

It can cause stomach cramps. No one likes stomach cramps.

Oh, that's all? What the hell, he made it sound like drinking cold water leads to spontaneous liver explosions.

Mine.

Muddy bad dogs, and FEROCIOUS LION CATS!

Because I go to work in the morning super early.

It's ok though, I got my drunkenness on this Weds.

At 4/22/11 04:48 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote: Dude, you drank ICE COLD WATER after getting out of the boiling hot sun. NOT A GOOD IDEA.

... plz to support with your reasoning.

At 4/22/11 03:46 PM, Dean wrote:

At 4/22/11 03:32 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Scottish people + sun = death. Count your lucky stars you're still with us.

I think I'm on the verge of death. It feels like there's a little person inside my head kicking my skull. Drinking more water doesn't seem to help either.

Hahaha, drink something like Gatorade, it's got some electrolytes you might be missing. It'll take a while for your body to recover, just go take a nap.

While I was in training as a medic in the Army, we used to steal the IV bags of saline, and give each other IVs to fight anything from hangovers, to the shitty feeling you get after the stupid marches.

Why stress? It's not like they're going to be a popular destination anyway.

At 4/22/11 01:02 PM, ryanboy8 wrote:

At 4/22/11 01:00 PM, suprememessage wrote: Vaccines dont work if you already have the disease, sorry to burst your bubble.

Accordingly it does if it is the earliest stage.

It's a bacteria.

They'll give you antibiotics.

At 4/21/11 08:51 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: Therefore, I feel that they should be entitled to let this person know that this person needs to get a grip or waste their own time.

I don't have the option to dick around at work. I work 14 hours, and occasionally I won't even get a lunch break.

Hung over or not, I'm still going to do my job- and it's no one's business how I feel while doing my work.

At 4/21/11 08:46 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: If this guy comes into his place hungover like an idiot he obviously needs someone to either remind him how stupid he is for drinking so much the night before work or someone to let him know that that kind of shit doesn't fly around the workplace. You can make your own decisions but when you are a detriment to a working environment then it's other people's time and energy you are wasting too.

Ugh, seriously? I may feel like crap with a hangover, but I'm still going to get the job done. The guy's hungover... he's not drunk.

Besides, how does staying out a few nights drinking, suddenly make you a raging alcoholic?

Someone explain this please.

Well this, mostly.

Some people can't let anything go without criticizing it.

At 4/21/11 06:48 PM, Mydarklord wrote: Do you get one of those days where you are pissed off at everything? Like you just wanna beat the shit out of everyone you see?

Discuss.

No. I am not an angsty hormone powered teenage boy.... so no.

At 4/21/11 05:27 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 4/21/11 05:22 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 4/21/11 05:20 PM, Makakaov wrote:
No, cool means to be in below average temperature.

It doesn't get much cooler than Dippin Dots.

or your balls. They're always coller than your body temperature by about 100 degrees fahrneheit.

Frosty balls.

At 4/20/11 07:13 PM, daethdrain wrote:
He must of known what he was doing even if he took all those drugs. You don't hear about people on acid trips or on any other sort of drugs commuting suicide in such a specific and grosteque way.

But I guess there was a chance that he did all this unconciously.

I'd say whatever he took had a strong influence on his...um... behavior.

That's some serious shit.

At 4/20/11 03:55 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 4/20/11 03:52 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Fuck yeah, I've got some ink on my pussy.

One of them.

You and your pussy jokes.

They're juvenile, but I love them.