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I don't drink to get drunk usually, but vodka and I are fast friends. After a 16 hour day.... hey, it's nice to have a little drink, relax, and then crash for a few hours until the next work day.

At 5/5/11 06:04 PM, Kwing wrote: The point isn't to fool the person taking it. The point is to fool her parents, who are practically cramming it down her throat when she really doesn't need it, AND it is having some serious side effects... Not that they care.

Can I have my help now?

Nice, where did you get your Doctorate?

You are a fucktard, do not suddenly stop drugs like that.

The side effects will diminish with time, providing she takes them as directed, and doesn't get 'help' from her dumbass friends.

Even if they don't totally go away, you don't know exactly why she's taking them, and the benefits could very well outweigh the side effects.

At 5/5/11 06:01 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 5/5/11 05:56 PM, Kwing wrote: Let me also add this is extremely urgent. If you guys give me enough shit about it in this thread, I'll go ahead an explain some background info

Well I'll do without the shit:

The image shows a fluoxetine pill. In simple engish: Prozac.

OP prolly wants to feel or make someone else more confident without buying real prosac which would be prolly cheaper than a fake.

OR, he's been stealing someones, and is afraid he's going to get caught.

You can't buy sugar pills, that I know of.

Lolz, please tell me you didn't take your mother's schitzo drugs to try to get high.

At 5/5/11 05:28 PM, Randomguy78 wrote:

At 5/5/11 05:27 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Blue man group standing by.

THE ENEMY HAS BREACHED THE FACILITY!

/caps

It's ok, we have a double agent.

I will rofl when OP blows up a can of spraypaint in his face.

Be sure to use an amusing color. Purple's a good choice, as it will astound the medical staff at the hospital for a good hour and a half.

At 5/5/11 03:04 PM, Lionel738 wrote: get a rag, soak it in alcohol, stick part of it in a bottle of vodka(or whatever type of alcohol it is), then light the rag on fire and throw it away

molotov cocktail

This is a waste of Vodka, and you are a bad person, and should be ashamed.

Red Wings, standing by

Le sigh.

A subscription to this is 195$ a year.

Ginger, standing by

At 5/5/11 12:16 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Did it never occur to you that maybe he actually got away with raping someone and since the cops failed, people beat the shit out of him?

Did you read the article?

First, the guy's got some mental problems, and depending on the severity of the handicap, he might not even be fully responsible for his actions. Some of these guys are like little kids.

Second, the girl said he "tried" to rape her, so apparently the attack, if it happened, wasn't successful.

Third, there appears to be no evidence of an actual rape attempt in the first place, just some grade-A inbred hicks trying to be macho.

At 5/5/11 08:54 AM, Zanuha wrote: Gasoline in a can, let it evaporate for some time first.
PS. Don't blame me if you burn your face off.

Coming from someone who works in a burn unit, this is a horrible idea.

-.-

Like... seriously, wtf.

At 5/5/11 10:38 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote:

At 5/5/11 10:16 AM, AgroNurse wrote: When I got kicked out, I got a min wage job, then joined the military, went to school for forever, and now I have a nice job, with a decent house.

Sounds a lot like what's going to happen to me, or so I hope. I haven't been kicked out, but my parents expect me to work before I leave for basic. So I've been mowing lawns for the past few months.

Lawn care stuff can pay off, if you do it right. Some kid I went to highschool with ended up with his own truck, trailer, and equipment all paid off, and a successful little business going, before he even hit senior year. Pretty impressive. I think he started out with his dad's mower.

At 5/5/11 08:07 AM, Mydarklord wrote: Doesn't it suck that as soon as your of the age(18+) you are expected to get a job? Like either you are kicked out of the house or that your family is poor(in that case, starting eariler). It doesn't matter what kind of job you do, it's just that you do it...FULLTIME, otherwise, become broke and homeless.

I envy da rich. Your parents are rich, you don have to do shit for the rest of your life. Even if u have to do shit, it's an awesome office job and being ur own boss.

Discuss.

You sir, are a seriously spoiled little boy. At 18, you should be more than capable of taking care of yourself, which sadly, does not include sitting on your ass playing Xbox and eating Doritos all day. Sorry.

My first job, I was 14 or 15, and although I had a hell of a time FINDING a job that would hire someone that young, I still liked it. I worked with a bunch of Indonesian people, who liked me because I could call in the orders on the phone, and they didn't have to deal with people who couldn't understand their accents.

My parents didn't force me to get the job because they were 'poor', I just had some stuff I wanted to do... I think horseback riding was one of the factors back then, and my Dad said that if I wanted all of these extra fun things, I'd have to help pay for them.

At 17, I graduated highschool a little early, and joined the Army, which was great fun, with good money for someone that young. I fell off a rappelling tower though, and got kicked out with the resulting injuries. However, with my $4,000 severance check....

I bought a car, went back to school, and got some shitty retail and factory jobs, until I graduated with my first diploma, which gets me $21 an hour, low for national standards, high for this area. When I get my second degree, and move, I'll make roughly 60-70k.

Hurray me! Thanks Dad!

Quit bitching. Get a job. You can't leech forever.

I understand his reasoning.

If this country has enough retards to believe the government doesn't do a cursory background check to check the birthplace of the president, then it's likely that even if the photo is released, the public will instantly cry LOL FAEK!!!, and we'll have to do this bullshit all over again.

At 5/5/11 10:11 AM, RockLou wrote: Goddamn you suck.

Pretty much.

When I got kicked out, I got a min wage job, then joined the military, went to school for forever, and now I have a nice job, with a decent house.

But, I suppose if you are a lazy fuck, you could just get on welfare like all of the other lazy fucks. I don't know how that works though.

Please do realize that being put on welfare because you are a lazy fuck, makes you a disgusting drain on society.

Jesus Dildo.

Der.

At 5/5/11 01:05 AM, Mydarklord wrote: To those in high school, let me give u an advice. Take an Art Class, if you wanna be around lotta chicks. In ma days, der were like 98% chicks in ma art class. And I don know if you have graphic designing in high school, but in college, graphic design labs r filled with HOT chicks.

Discuss.

Drop art.

Acquire English class.

This is good advice, and you should take it.

At 5/5/11 12:52 AM, Cootie wrote: Damn at all the blood, how many time did they fucking shoot him?

Even small head wounds bleed heavily.

Also, he doesn't look like such an evil guy without all the hair. If he wasn't wacky he could be rich and fucking bitches all day.

Wrong guy.

People die occasionally?

Zomg nofuckinway

At 5/2/11 01:05 PM, Spawnah wrote: Mall cops.

This is probably where it'll end up.

At 4/30/11 11:14 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 4/30/11 11:07 AM, Dubbi wrote: never be able to have any form of sexual activity with her or anyone else?

or anyone else?

Can I cheat?

Do you guys all have selective reading?!

How have you just figured this out?

At 4/27/11 02:59 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 4/27/11 02:56 PM, AgroNurse wrote: I used to do cocaine on a semi-regular basis, but have tapered it off sharply after getting a new job that requires drug testing occasionally.

Actually, seeing as how 60 pills of Oxycontin have gone missing at work, I see another drug test in my near future... :D

Coke is a shitty drug. it gives an ok high but its way to expensive.

It's usually viewed as the rich boy's drug. We had a 45 y/o neighbor who still partied hard, we'd go play poker at his house and do coke off of the huge mirror in the center of the table.

That dude had so many jew moneys, it wasn't even funny- there'd be like 10 people playing, and he'd have an eightball for everyone.

Ah... good times.

I used to do cocaine on a semi-regular basis, but have tapered it off sharply after getting a new job that requires drug testing occasionally.

Actually, seeing as how 60 pills of Oxycontin have gone missing at work, I see another drug test in my near future... :D

At 4/27/11 01:23 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 4/27/11 11:35 AM, Chronamut wrote: nothing is manlier than a car that can HOVER!

'Cept a MANLIER HOVER car!

(Yes, this thing actually exists, and can fly.)

It looks like I'd wreck it.

Quickly...

:-/

At 4/27/11 10:15 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: ....can cause diverticulitis, otherwise know as a ruptured intestine?

What....

At any rate, it's stupid assholes like the OP that get helpful drugs put on the controled list, and makes everything more work for everyone.

Do Cocaine like a boss.

The first few days of boot camp will suck gargantuan balls.

Everything else is just a routine.

Haha, Monday and Wednesday, I go to school at 8am, Tues and Thursday, I go in at 1015....

I thought today was Thursday. :-/