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At 8/3/11 02:10 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: If you get impaled with an arrow, does that mean you just had sex?

That's some serious kinky wild sexxing.

At 8/3/11 01:27 PM, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 8/3/11 12:44 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Jelly?

Luckiest girl on the fucking planet.

I kno right?

Jelly?

At 8/3/11 10:54 AM, Xenomit wrote:
Either through the side of the thigh, or the uper-left side of your chest. You decide

Fine. Upper left side of the chest, so I can walk. Leave the arrow like it is, splint the shit out of my left arm to my torso, and walk out of the woods like a boss.

How the hell do you shoot yourself with an arrow?

Go Carts.

Bitches love go carts.

Because Sriracha!

I love spicy food- and rooster sauce is a favorite condiment of mine.

Go look under porches and things outside. My sisters retarded cat got out, and got "lost" for a week under our neighbors house, because it panics so hard when it goes outside, that it can't remember how to go through a door.

Fucking juggalos.

Seriously. I fully support all types of discrimination against them. I wouldn't hire them, wouldn't associate them, and wouldn't let them use my bathroom, because apparently they are fucking retarded when it comes to how to poop like a human.

At 6/2/11 11:51 PM, RACiEP wrote:

Yeah, it's a popular myth. I used to think that our blood turns blue without oxygen, but I just Googled it. :/

I think people think that because that's how they color the veins in all of the text books. :-/

I remember my grade school science teacher telling us it was blue until oxygenated. Lololol Christian schools.

At 6/2/11 10:23 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 6/2/11 08:26 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: I find it overly fascinating that they have blue blood.

Your blood is blue too... until oxygenated.

It is still red- just dark red. It just looks blue under the skin.

There's some sort of endotoxin in their blood that causes it to immediately clot upon contact with pathogens- which makes it useful for determining sterility- mostly for medical crap. I know they use it for IV solutions and such.

Horseshoe crabs are weird little things. Useful maybe, but I dunno if I would touch one. They look like roaches underneath.

What the fucking fuck.

This, this is why I quit coming here.

Now I remember.

At 5/21/11 10:06 PM, DrHood wrote:

At 5/21/11 10:05 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Indeed. I'd like to note that I have a plate in front of me on the coffee table.

Nice. Just a regular ol' dinner plate? I took a granite slab from one of my old jobs at a country club--they used it for cheese, I've used it for...monstrous amounts of powder.

A nice black rectangle plate... I think it's sushi plate. It looks fancy anyway. Goes well with the McDonald's straw.

At 5/21/11 07:17 PM, DrHood wrote: Cocaine is great, lol at people who can't control themselves.

Indeed. I'd like to note that I have a plate in front of me on the coffee table.

At 5/21/11 09:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 5/21/11 09:22 PM, Piss wrote: I don't take pills.

Me neither.

What the pharmaceutical companies do is; create a new chemical, research its effects on people and various conditions, then market it for the right conditions.

So.. what's the problem here?

At 5/21/11 03:06 AM, Dice9Y4 wrote:
and nobody wins with a mountain of coke :b

Bitch please.

At 5/16/11 01:11 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 5/16/11 01:10 AM, AgroNurse wrote:

At 5/16/11 01:07 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/16/11 01:06 AM, AgroNurse wrote:

On a side note, my kitten is being stupid cute on my lap, and you should be jealous.

What's his/her name and what kind is he/she? :3

Maximus the Lioncat.

He had mats... we shaved him. Now he is awesome.

At 5/16/11 01:07 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 5/16/11 01:06 AM, AgroNurse wrote: I lurv my vodka.

I HATE vodk'er. I hate white rum, too, anything clear or white, I'm a man and drink dark liquor like Jack Dan's or Bacardi. Either that or I suck ether through a tube and get really fucked up.

I used to drink Bacardi, but now I prefer vodka because it mixes with anything so easily. I don't drink as heavily as I used to- but for getting a small group hammered, a bottle of Bacardi will do it every time.

On a side note, my kitten is being stupid cute on my lap, and you should be jealous.

At 5/15/11 11:47 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote:

At 5/15/11 11:43 PM, Sevkat wrote: I like to get piss-hammered.

I've never had this. I've heard good things though. What does this taste like?

I usually drink Southern Comfort, white rum or just straight vodka.

It tastes like burning.

I lurv my vodka.

At 5/14/11 06:14 AM, EpicFail wrote: What are you talking about I did cocaine and look how I turned out I'm totally fine I don't have a high school education and I spend all my time working on music that I'll never get money for probably and yeaaaaah do it

Haters gonna hate.

Seriously.

At 5/13/11 07:15 PM, the-athasian wrote:
Agreed, people like that are basically doomed to fail as sad as it is, I had alot of friends in high school that started doing coke and shit, and it wasnt hidden all to well,

I'll admit it, cocaine was a deciding factor in my success at nursing school.

MUST STUDYYYYYYYYYYY

My god, you've never written a paper until you've done it on coke.

Had to quit afterwards, and never actually went to school high, but it was a nice tool.

At 5/12/11 09:29 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote:

Jack Kevorkian was a "Right to die" activist. He would put people that were in pain with terminal illnesses out of their misery if they had asked.

Jack Kevorkian is an interesting character. I feel he would have made much more progress towards his goal, had he been more of a people person. As it stands, he seems a little antisocial.

I absolutely agree that when a painful terminal illness nears the point at which the pain can no longer be controlled, that the option of physician assisted suicide should be available.

In Oregon, this is legal. The patient must go through a long process including therapy, and must request the prescription twice, I think, before it's given. Then, the patent must fill the prescription at a pharmacy that agrees to it, and then the patient must go die at home, or at least away from the hospital/ medical facility.

Lots of red tape, but I think they are headed towards the right direction.

At 5/11/11 12:57 PM, Sheepiez wrote: You're the reason why.

I was going to say something shitty, but I believe this wraps up the thread quite nicely.

At 5/11/11 12:57 PM, Sheepiez wrote: You're the reason why.

I was going to say something shitty, but I believe this wraps up the thread quite nicely.

I love Dove's dark chocolate... very smooth, just the right size... OM NOM NOM

I'm not such a fan of milk, and I hate white chocolate

At 5/11/11 02:09 PM, fuzzum111 wrote:

At 5/11/11 02:00 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 5/11/11 01:02 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: this is after the hospital visit.

will take pics of stitches in a few days sorry if it's boring :<

Finally the OP has come back to his topic and presents us his terrible wound!

It doesn´t look too bad, to be honest...

yea but it didn't look bad outside of the fact that before I got treatment I was bleeding faster than I had ever seen. it was bad.

but the cut was rather tiny, but it's a puncture wound not a regular cut

You know, there's also the possibility of going to Urgent/ Immediate care places instead of the ER for small wounds. They are super cheap, and super fast when compared to the ER, and you don't clog up the Emergency system. :D

FUUUU yes, the boyfriend never calls before he comes home early.

Ugh, yes.

I was made fun of in highschool, and someone made up a shitty little song to one of Enya's tunes. It stuck for MONTHS.

OP seems to have a very weak understanding of the definition of a sprain, and is suspected to be a giant drama queen