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I flail all over the bed while sleeping apparently, but I start out on my side.

The boyfriend snores when on his back, so I have to poke him viscously until he rolls over.

My day is awesome.

I paid off a $1800 credit card. Hurray!!

At 3/10/11 08:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
Don't think I ever actually smelled blood, though.

It smells like nickles. :O

(C/2)+1?

I guess.

At 3/10/11 08:18 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

At 3/10/11 08:04 PM, AgroNurse wrote: I'm not colorblind, but I have been around body fluids galore.

Oh i bet you have you dirty bitch.

wink wink

-.-

Goddamnit NG.

It'd still smell the same.

;)

I'm not colorblind, but I have been around body fluids galore.

At 3/10/11 06:02 PM, phsychopath wrote:
You have a lot of growing up to do, son, and a lot of education to complete. I suggest you start here:
http://johnkcurriculum.blogspot.com/

I was OK with the author's response, until this.... yeah, that's the sort of cocky, aggravating attitude that's meant to piss people off.

OP had a whole paragraph of it though, soo...

It's rough, I understand.

I'm taking Microbiology plus it's mind numbingly frustrating lab, a speech class that is a time sucking whore, and a History class, plus I work 12 hour shifts on the weekends.

I turn down a LOT, A LOT of social events. My friends have gotten so sick of it, they actually showed up unannounced last night with vodka and pizza. (They know me too well.... had to let them in).

However, these are my real friends, and they know I'm busy, they know schools kicking my ass, and they'll still be my friends in a week or two when I finally get some free time. Don't annihilate your grades for people who might not even be there later on. Personally, I'd say go for the grades, especially since I think your parents are paying an ass of money to get you there.

Besides, once you get your routine down, you may find yourself with more free time.

Doesn't your church have one of those announcement signs out front?

Use it.

:D

Someone play Ascension with me.

DO IT NAO

Spaceship3333

There are absolutely snuff films that exist, but obviously they aren't going to be mass produced for the public, some might not even be reproduced at all, and just exist with a single copy.

People are fucked up.

That sucks, are the cops interested at all?

Our dog is a pretty epic deterrent for ANYONE coming into the house, until they actually get in, but sadly we don't have any animals at the shop. :-/ We were ripped off for ~20k last year, it's really irritating.

At 3/9/11 08:45 PM, Alchemist94 wrote: Sloshcrotchet,

I like it....

Didn't you say in your old thread that you almost never visited at the old folks home anyway?

At 3/9/11 10:35 AM, Dean wrote:

Also, Gagsy, skinheads don't wear shellsuits.

Do skinheads normally make riveting blogs about their new shoes?

At 3/9/11 09:42 AM, Dean wrote: I don't wear glasses because I was smart enough to not look directly into the sun and took care of my vision. You people should really try harder.

Because it's not genetic at all.

>.>

At 3/9/11 08:40 AM, snoopychicken wrote: Just be nice around women

Why, because women can't handle it?

I'd say my boyfriend and I are equally matched on the amount of fucked up things we say.

I wear contacts, I got tired of pushing the glasses back up.

I do have a pair for 'emergencies' but I'm not a huge fan.

Let's make a pool on the time it takes Otto to post pix.

At 3/8/11 09:37 PM, NuclearWarFare wrote: I barely ever seen him.

Why don't people ever visit relatives they stuff in nursing homes?

She thinks you are creepy as fuck.

This is fact.

There are theory's that suicide is a social thing, which is why they happen in groups like at your school, and why the rate of suicide jumps when a popular celebrity kills themselves.

I'm for it, some people are absolutely unreachable.

I went to one once, was the only girl, wasn't allowed to stay the night because the parents who were keeping an eye on everything were afraid of shenanigans.

How about both?

It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

I hate chemistry, it's the formulas that get me.

I like microbiology, sort of, but I fail at the lab part usually... I know what I SHOULD do, but my technique sucks, I think.

For our final, we are given two unknown bacteria, which we must run through tests to find out what we are dealing with.... MINE WON'T EVEN FUCKING PLATE.

Yeah. :(

Airports suuuuck, you are missing out on nothing, it's just one of those shitty things you have to do to get from point A to point B.

At 3/8/11 12:40 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:

I agree, tell the villagers to get their torches and pitchforks.

Don't hate.

You know I'm sexy.

Omg you guise, furries are normal productive members of society, and never force their views upon anyone and wth is this shit.

At 3/8/11 12:09 AM, Uplion wrote:

It's not guaranteed you'll even have a job even if you have a Master's degree. Yes it is that bad, even for people like IT and Engineering.

This is indeed an excellent reason to do jack shit, and grow fat in your basement.

BLARRRRGH NO ONE LAVVS MEEEEEEE

At 3/7/11 11:51 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 3/7/11 11:46 PM, AgroNurse wrote: Not really, as long as your transcript looks good.

Hm, community college student with basic edu courses vs 5 AP course high school student?

Yeah, that's a level of competition for any top 30 school, maybe top 40.

No one gives a shit about AP courses, really. :-/ It's not like the Gen Ed classes are a lower level at community college. It's the same shit, it just costs less, and you get better parking.