Well done. Sometimes you just have to show you will only take so much shit from someone before you will royally fuck them up. I only had to do that twice in high school, and after the second time, the message was clear. Also, i am the kind of person who appreciates your aforementioned humor. My friends and i have a similar setup with me as the white guy, and my other friends filling in the racial spots. Only we usually exchange jokes at parties we go to. Its funny how my black friend Dwayne always has to calm down some white jackass who tries to be offended FOR him when someone cracks a black joke. One guy went on for half a minute until D grabbed him by the shoulders and said "Dude, shut up. I. Think. Its. Funny. Now go piss off someone else." Never saw him the rest of the night. But enough about that. Bottom line, you did good.

I've been wondering this for years. I think CN sucks because they have virtually no funding left and just hire whoever does the job for the least amount of money. This leads to low quality animation, and poor writers who care fuck-all for quality as long as they get paid. I can imagine no other reason why they would stop showing the work of Mr. Tartakovsky, who made just about every show you mentioned. A man who not only made quite possibly the best cartoons on old CN, but is rumored to be coming out of retirement just to continue doing what he loves. These are dark days for cartoons, and i only hope they can eventually get back to the greatness they used to be.

Though i have yet to get to him, I have high hopes for the fight with the Lich King in WOW now that the newest content patch has landed. He's been the main villain ever since Warcraft 3 all those years ago, and now you can finally finish what you started back then. Since i've become more attached to my death knight than i thought i would (main is a warlock) I feel almost driven to fight him with my death knight first. Supposedly you get an option to kill or save him, but either way i plan on killing him. Sometimes dragging things out can seem annoying, but when you get to the end of the road, it's all the more satisfying.

I misunderstood the title. I thought you meant if the site as a whole was corrupted in the sense that a vast majority of its forum posters are complete idiots. To both that interpretation and the actual one, yes. the answer is without a doubt yes.

Also, I get the feeling you posted this as a test for finding underage users (of which i believe there are way too many of). Ones that don't recognize it are obviously too young to be here, and i would expect a mod (maybe you?) to take the appropriate measures. Or maybe its just a fun little "what do you see?" thread. I dunno. Interesting nevertheless.

China has Gingers? Who knew? In any case, I fail to see how a few kids who have a vendetta against Gingers affects the number one source of China's income: MMO gold farming.

YOU BUY GOLD NOW!!!

25% OFF, GOOD DEAL FO YOU!!!

Alex Mercer-GIVE ME SOMMA THAT THERE VIRUS!!!!

The Lich King- What better wingman at a bar than an 8 foot tall undead guy with a sword that eats people's souls?

Necron Lord- Silent, but when you absolutely, positively have to crash your office's network, terrify your co-workers, and generally turn a boring day at the office into an exciting one, accept no substitutes.

Frank west-He's covered wars you know.

Samus- no explanation needed

Big Boss- Simply being his friend makes your badass score rise 9000 points. or over 9000.

all I can think of

At 7/6/09 11:19 AM, EmoSarah wrote: The Cherub from Doom 3, always scared the crap out of me

I'm with you. I just replayed D3 and I STILL shit bricks around those things. I can tell if they're nearby so I just use the classic "get everything" code and spam BFG shots until I'm absolutely sure they're all dead.

Also, back in the day a few bosses from Majora's mask creeped me out. The giant worm things were pretty weird looking, and they had the annoying habit of popping out of nowhere. Granted you had the giant's mask, but if that wore off I'd dodge-roll between erupting pillars of angry worm demon until I found enough green pots to get my MP back up to where I could smack them around again.

The final boss was the scariest, mostly because of a few factors that brought it all together:

1: first your standing in a field. on the moon. okay, now you're standing in a room with pulsating multicolored walls with no exits. and the crazy mask thing is locked in there with you. FUUUU-

2: It makes noises like something I'd expect to hear in Exmortis. Even with the Uber death link mask thing, the boss would still be faster than you and waited until your panicked mind started looking for him until he back-attacked you.

3: each form looked weirder than the last. First it's a mask with tentacles. Then it grows long limbs resembling those damn wackyinflatablearmflailingballontubemen, and then it bulks up, grows a Zalgo-looking head, and its hands turn into giant tentacle whips. Not enough firepower in the world.

Fuck, I'd still getting creeped out just writing about it.

I think the Pyramid head man is a cool guy. he kills the main character and doesn't afraid of anything.

history behind the secret of the dam level:

The villa located across the lake next to the dam was supposed to be an armory to help you through what was originally a lengthier level involving hacking a computer system deep within the dam that was heavily guarded. They programmed the villa in, but decided the rest was too much for one level, so they skipped that part and had you just jump into the facility. You were supposed to get to the villa by a boat that was supposed to be at the docks you access through the tunnels, but they never put the boat in.

Theoretically, if someone designed a mod/GS code that let you walk across the water, you could access the armory, which includes a concept version of the Klobb SMG that was dubbed "the spyder". Also, I noticed if you use the "walk through walls" GS code, the facility multiplayer map becomes completely open. Sure, there aren't any weapons beyond the normal access zone, but if you ever wanted to have you and your friends running through the entire facility level hunting each other down, there's no better way to do it.

Also, i noticed in place of the door leading to the airstrip level (in multiplayer facility) there is a rusty steel barrier with the number "4" crudely spraypainted on. Is this symbolic for something? or is it the REAL limit of the level? (even with the walk through walls code it is Impassable)

Only way to save mankind is to co-operate with the Combine. Otherwise they would deem humans worthless, and exterminate them. So it is for the best.

Lemme tell ya something: I'd rather be incinerated from an orbital bombardment than live in a fascist world where gas mask-wearing freaks beat you with electrified clubs. Or where at any given time missiles can rain down from the sky and a plague of parasites could infect you, resulting in your hand bones growing 5 times their size and ripping through your hand skin, your vital organs hanging out of a bloody wound, and STILL BEING PARTIALLY AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS. This includes the parasite telling you to chase a guy with a crowbar through a pit of radioactive waste. Oh, and if said gas mask wearing freaks decide you've done something wrong (regardless of whether or not you actually did) You can be either a) shot and killed, b) carted off to a prison where you wish you were dead, or c) be converted into a cyborg slave destined to spend the rest of your existence maintaining machinery belonging to the assholes that did this to you in the first place. And the combine already plan to wipe out humanity. They just want to fully harvest earth's resources before finishing us off and moving on to the next world. Fuck that, I'll take sudden orbital incineration over that any day.

I vaguely remember reading an ancient PS2 gaming mag with a boss guide for a game I THINK was called "Kain's Legacy" or something. One boss involved luring it to a center stage and dropping a chandalier-looking device on it, but instead of thousands of shiny crystals, they were whirring saw blades. So you pretty much drop a multi-layered giant blender on him. Anyone got a video? the game's pretty old...

Dr. Breen from HL2. He sold out humanity, appointed himself earth's new leader (read as: combine's bitch), and then has the stones to tell everyone it's "for the best" and "our benefactors intend to aid us in reaching the next stage of evolution" while turning a blind eye to the beatings, shootings, and spreading of headcrabs in pockets of resistance. Thankfully he ended up falling into a silo full of killer particles thanks to the good ol' gravity gun, but he was still a dick.

At 6/13/09 01:08 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Arggh I've brought the rum! Happy birthday, matey.

fuck that I've got one better. BEAT THIS BITCHES!!!

When at home (I.E. anti-burglary/ general intruder defence): My trusty 1911 pistol, A tire iron, and a katana.

street- a well-sharpened box cutter that I keep in my pocket when traveling on foot through the dangerous territory surrounding my LBC condo. Seriously, less than 2 miles from here its nothing but wasteland, run-down building and belligerent minorities that try and start a fight for no reason. I also keep a heavy steel mallet in my car to fight carjackers. only needed it once. Faggot runs up to me at a stop sign and waves a crowbar telling me to get out. I open the door and grab my ban hammer at the same time and apparently he was too fucking stupid to check me. He throws the crowbar in the car and jumps in. Thats when he got a hammer blow to the head. I dragged his stunned ass out and beat him two more times for good measure. Getting back in my car, he started to get up, at which point I threw his shitty rusted crowbar at him, hitting his arm. Then I drove off and drove home as fast as I could.

Moral: Leave my Subaru alone, or I will fuck you up BAD.

BESTBUY. I ordered an external hard drive a week ago and it arrived 5 days late. then they tell me they have it and are holding onto it for me. Then I go to pick it up and discover they "accidentally" put it back in the storeroom. so i wait for over 9000 minutes and then they tell me it isn't there. I wait another over 9000 minutes for the dumbfuck behind the counter to figure out it was at the Geeksquad desk THE ENTIRE TIME.
And now that I have it it crashes every time I try and use it to funnel off my picture file so i have room to install 40k Dawn of war: dark crusade as well as re-install Warcraft III WHICH I CAN'T because the damn hard drive is fucking up and I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing wrong.

So...perfect summary of the day thus far:

post on a widely used website broadcasting your "secret" plans of burning your school down.

oh, if only Sirtom93 could have received this information...but then maybe he would have actually succeeded...

damn, sorry for the doublepost, but I just remembered a weirder one that chills me to this very day.

I had been playing DOOM for much of the day, and when I went to sleep I had one of those dreams where its like a movie, you just watch things happen, like a ghost camera. For some reason it was following my friend John. This pic is the transcript of what happened.

I remember i had some dream about a horde of scorpions invading my house, and when I woke up, I sat up in bed, but something was going on with my eyes. You know how if you close your eyes and press on them with your fingers for a few seconds and when you pull away there's these weird fluorescent colors flying across your vision? yeah, like that, but they were in the shape of SCORPIONS. CRAWLING ON MY BED. so i piled my pillows and sheets where i thought they were and grabbed my trusty steel hammer. when i pulled the blankets away, nothing.I nearly pissed myself. Nothing like that has happened since, though.

Cool story bro.

I lol'd. But to be accurate, this thread's title needs an "s" at the end of "Fan". Just to clear things up and tell the complete truth. inb4twi-tards defending sparkly faggots.

Furries=no good

Damn furries are always fucking something that has no business having a human dick in it.
Really, what the hell is wrong with these people? I..you now what, I'm just going to stop trying to put RAGE into legible words and just leave this easy summary pic in place of a rant. It'll do.

35$? dude, Mine was waaaay cheaper. i got mine for 10 at a garage sale.

At 6/1/09 10:30 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

But really what do you think about the show?

Everything you said. It isn't funny. Really, it isn't. I watched 5 minutes and wanted to kick my Tv out the window and firebomb it for good measure. The show is just annoying, and has little actual substance beyond repetitive retarded noises and cats frenching. If you sincerely love either of those or both, please do the world a favor and go test how Mr. toaster and Mr. bathtub interact with each other with you in the water.

Exactly why I'll be temporarily cutting my ties to this place and head for /b/. At least that's relatively safe, not nearly as well-known as NG from what I've seen. Plus, I really haven't seen many lolcats lately. Probably just another stage in the cycle. Cycle depicted below.

Epic lolz->waning lolz->boring posts->sudden burst of newfags->newfags subside->recycled memes->
long period of boring posts->restart cycle

Yet I find myself literally LOLing about an average of 30 times every time they're at the peak of the cycle.
which is 30 more times than I've ever laughed here at any given time.

Why do I keep coming back here? hell if I know. I just do for some odd, instinctual reason I can't fight.

All those carefully worded arguments are falling on deaf ears. Really, did you think anyone HERE of all places would give a shit? half the posts here are joke posts, and I doubt it would get any better if you post it elsewhere. Congrats on spotting the elephant in the room, right behind the coffee table and the Ficus plant, but this argument might be better used in a college speech or something along those lines. I'm not saying it was a bad post, I'm just saying you expended a lot of energy needlessly by putting it here. Really, the only worse place you could post it and expect any seriousness is /b/. And I really, really hope you didn't try that before you got here.

An interesting point is that if you let that sonnofabitch keep your eye, he'll come back for your other one, and then everyone decides you're a pushover and they can take whatever organs they want from you. That's when you start taking their organs and build an empire with it. Sorry, I just finished watching Repo: The Genetic Opera, so I'm kind of off right now.

What true justice would be like (if possible):

After years locked in a mental hospital for what he did, the father felt terrible about what he did. But he never stopped taking PCP. He had an undercover dealer who would get him his fixes. One night many many years after the incident, he hears the guards outside cry out in surprise, followed by heavy thuds. Bodies hitting the floor. The door creaks open and he scurries into the corner in his straight jacket. A figure stalks inside, unsheathing a long blade. His eyes are covered by metal plates with three red lights on each plate. He slowly walks towards the father, blade pointed at him, and asks him in a cold voice:

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!"

the next day guards find their two patrolmen unconscious and the disemboweled remains of the father inside. Who killed him? his son came back for revenge. They made him faster, stronger, and...a ninja? sure, why not?

I have no problem with macs themselves: they are decent computers. The fact that their users are all arrogant egotistical faggots who constantly wave their tiny cocks at anyone who doesn't own one yelling "ROFLMAO J00SUXX0RZ LOL FAGGOT GETZ A MAC TEY ARE TEH 1337 COMPUTOORZ WE PWN ALL LOLOLOL" Okay. You really like your computer. That's nice. Now let me enjoy mine in peace before I bury an ice pick in your spinal column. I would buy one if the users weren't such complete assholes. That's right stevie-those commercials are LOSING you customers.

Huh. And I thought I was the only one who suffered from that.

North Korea has pretty low-tech military gear considering they're so damn poor. all resources go to the military, and all they can afford are AKs. which are alright, but not the god gun people make them out to be. We'll have them swamped and eliminated as a threat in no time. GRAB THE EPIC RAPE WEAPONS!!

Hell if I know. But a REAL stupid random as hell question would be something like...

Has anyone really ever been as far even as decided to use even want go to do look more like?