At 10/18/09 11:06 PM, BluePikmon wrote:

At 10/18/09 11:05 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I have not; how is it so far?

It's good so far, but just have read like the first 100 pages.

Son, you are traveling down a raod that will rape you of your childhood and manhood. I suggest you put the book down and go do some lawn work.

This thread gets vewis from people assuming that the last word in that sentence is dick.

Oh yeah, and alot. hispanic. fuckers dont care

At 7/25/09 05:34 PM, Jamoke wrote: Phishing trap.

Lesson 1 on the interwebz, DONT TELL PEOPLE THIS STUFF.

By the way did i mention you just won a free apple ipod? give me your address, name, age, and social security number so i can ship it to you.

Anything you wanted you could get from The Pirate Bay. I remember hearing people who got programs that were usually overpriced free. I mean, sites like this getting into corperate hands is like taking lassie to the pound. It just kills it.

At 6/27/09 11:36 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 6/27/09 11:30 AM, MaraquanWocky wrote:
Well, lots of men are pretty dumb. No offense. And I bet the reason that women and girls always win in TV shows because the producers want to balance it out. In real life, face it, women and girls are still abused and men are still VERY sexist.

Men are the ones who are abused. Why is there so much funding to breast cancer research but almost no funding for prostate cancer research?

Also, I had no father. ='(

You sound like you were brainwashed by your mother

Sounds like i got the worst of both. Father was a deadbeat fucksack and mom had breast cancer. GOOD FUCKING JOB JESUS, NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO?

At 6/30/09 11:53 AM, Cybersief wrote: Never heard of it. I'm not too into the intense anime shit.

Yeah, most people here (hometown) arent into anime. The only ones that are also like the store hot topic for all their clothing down to their fucking condoms.
Point in case im sorry but by the standards i know faggots like animae. especialyfikatefuckit those who like animae this dark and graphic.

At 6/30/09 11:52 AM, Cybersief wrote: There was a topic about this somewhere... A couple days ago...

Shit, search bar. God dammit. Ok ill look.

omg sorry mod peoples. please don't ban me.

Yeah so its a NO SHIT there's a puzzle with the pictures in the art portal, when you have the age rating searches entirely off. I'm too damn lazy and too damn poor mexican to use paint to solve it. So can someone, like, send me the picture. or post it here. just, i wanted to see it. too damn lazy. cmon SOMEONE has to have done it by now.

At 6/28/09 02:31 PM, Kagoe wrote:

At 6/28/09 02:29 PM, speeling wrote:

At 6/28/09 02:26 PM, Kagoe wrote: I never liked him, his products sucked donkey balls and he's always shouting.

RIP Farrah Fawcett

I hope you go with all of them. Even if you didn't like him, it's good to show your respect.

I do...just to Farrah & Michael; they actually achieved something worth praising.

Yeah, but just like them, BM brought people happiness one way or another. Whether or not he actually tried to people none-the-less liked him for what he did. His LOUD VOICE SELLING SOME PRODUCTS THAT MIGHT FUCK WITH YOU gave people laughter and, even if they hated him then they might still laugh at some remix- dub YTP video. I mean, you wouldnt have that footage without the guy right? If making a mass general populous happy for 10 minutes is not an achivement of some sort, then what are all the music artists out there? I mean from all time. Not that jonas brothers shit. they can die.

At 6/25/09 04:04 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 6/25/09 03:53 PM, katyperryy wrote: Are you sure she was sending that to her BF?

Maybe she just wants to fuck you!

Clearly she stated she wants to suck cock untill the cum dribbles down the side, do keep up.

At 6/25/09 03:56 PM, Chdonga wrote: The best response would be "I like sucking ur cock 2"

Perhaps if I had the humour of a 14 year old.

At 6/25/09 03:57 PM, TheZachs wrote:

Let me clarify, funnier for anyone who isn't you.

refer to the above response.

WE HAVE A REPLY!

She says....or types if we're being pedantic.
" Please dont tell any1 about what it says! I know ure acting jokey about it, but some other people might not be so nice"

People such as...most of the replies on this thread. HUR HUR.

But yeah, she's a good friend so I don't want to upset her.

Tell no one! Except newgrounds! Yeah those guys are nobody. Good logic. Now good sir what town do you live in. so we can show up in a submarine bus and show her this. and then show here(with little pins in the map marking the location of everyone who veiwed this world wide) who has seen this. Then we sit there and laugh at what is to ensue. hows that for epic lulz. lets go destroy shit.

AMERICAN LOGIC

At 6/23/09 08:28 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 6/23/09 08:21 PM, xscoot wrote: Remember te Every-Flavor Jelly beans from Harry Potter?

Jelly Belly actually attempted to do that. Spaghetti is not a good flavor of jelly bean.

Don't speak of Harry Potter jelly beans like that ever again. Let the pros describe it. Harry Potter jelly beans were fucking nauseating to a degree my dogs wouldn't dare get near the perimeter when I dropped them. Half the flavors were funky tasting, much like a hooker's vagina when you preform an ass buffet. The few flavors I've had are acid flavored, vomit flavored, petrol (sirtom93), and a bunch other when I was a potterfag. I would recommend a few flavors for these beans such as AIDS, sweat, gonorrhea, awkward childhood, and anal rape with no lube. Your best bet is to get a pack and melt all the beans together or make a omelet of jelly beans and throw them at a homeless person.

who the fuck eats petrol jelly beans anyways?

Write a fucking novel. You have brilliance there man. As for the most disgusting candy... good and plenty. just so tart its like a dry lemon. horrible. I mean, any licorice will kill me. Chocolate is the very best. So lets do some math. Choco plus licorice (not twizzlers those are good) + this hellish war being raged for centuries over the last peice of toast.

At 6/25/09 03:44 PM, Sportsboy wrote: If it were a bit deeper they could join the mile low club.

You know instead of the mile high club.

Achivement unlocked
Hows the weather down there dumbass? 4500 G

At 6/24/09 02:37 AM, Zerok wrote:

At 6/24/09 02:31 AM, ageofthoughts wrote: Lets think here, not hating but wouldnt the elavator have break points or airloks or something? I mean you are not going to go 4500 feet straight down. Ther would be pressure systems that would need to be in place. So that would mean elevator check points right?

I dunno, they have a single elevator for the CN Tower, all you do for pressure is swallow - then your ears pop and you're good for 20 more seconds. Albeit that's a quarter the distance and above the ground. They probably would have substations along the way - not only for pressure but for maintenance... there's going to be more than just a personnel elevator, as well as all the air exchange ducts and motors... In fact I'd bet only a fraction of the complex would actually be at the maximum depth.

If that's the case then the titles misleading... heh, oh well. Yeah the swallow thing would work.. mabey a gum dispenser in the elevator. That would be sweet. With every thing you mentioned in that elevator, it alone would be about half a million dollars. And I mean the equipment costs would surpass 40 million. The archatectual design and building is another 20 million and funding the research and paying the doctors is another 200 million! and that most likely per doctor! 55 does not seem to cut it. Thats a low estamate. or a cheap facility

At 6/24/09 01:34 AM, Zerok wrote: I'd hate to be in a broken elevator in that lab.

Lets think here, not hating but wouldnt the elavator have break points or airloks or something? I mean you are not going to go 4500 feet straight down. Ther would be pressure systems that would need to be in place. So that would mean elevator check points right?

With the release of a new game from ArmorGames and an editorial level that gives you a code to save your castle, I think it would be nice to have people post their top designs here to share and to store for future reference.

ALSO

Should there be any rules to go with your level, like only using small stones and the number of throws it should take, also post those in the same post.

Heres mine

0~w_i:590,360|w_i:608.35,360|w_i:623.35,
361.65|w_i:638.35,358.25|w_i:725,358.35|
w_i:740,360|w_i:763.35,365|fl_i:676.7,29 5|w_i:588.4,230|w_i:606.7,230|w_i:621.7,
230|w_i:641.7,233.35|w_i:718.35,231.65|w _i:736.7,236.65|w_i:753.35,235|w_i:773.3 5,229.95|w_w:600,108.35|w_w:620,108.3|w_
w:641.7,110|w_w:661.65,104.95|w_w:703.35 ,104.95|w_w:725,108.35|w_w:745.05,111.7|
w_w:683.3,103.35|p_t:626.65,14.95|p_t:73 8.35,16.7|w_i:470,358.35|w_i:470,235|w_i :470,111.6|w_i:470,-10|c_k:678.35,388.25 |w_s:661.7,228.35|w_s:681.7,226.7|w_s:70 0,228.3|w_i:451.65,358.35|w_w:451.65,235 |w_w:451.65,111.65|w_w:450,-10|c_n:350.0 5,380|c_n:405,378.25|c_s:535,386.7|c_s:5 66.7,383.35|fl_i:456.65,-76.65|c_n:418.3 ,-120.05|c_n:456.7,-120|c_n:500,-118.35|
w_i:366.65,-143.35|w_i:386.65,-143.35|w_
i:546.7,-143.35|w_i:530,-143.35|p_t:379.
9,-228.3|p_t:538.35,-229.95|fl_i:458.3,-
291.7|fl_i:458.35,-301.7|w_w:765,108.35|
fl_i:678.35,-45|fl_i:678.35,-55|fl_i:678 .35,-73.35|fl_i:678.35,-83.35|fl_i:678.3 5,-93.35|fl_i:678.35,-103.35|fl_i:678.35 ,-63.35|f_i:531.65,285|ws_i:495,390|ws_i :495,330|fs_i:506.65,295.05|w_i:495,218.
35|f_i:538.35,151.65|fs_i:566.7,163.35|c _p:545,245|w_i:500,86.65|w_i:575,85|f_i:
538.3,18.25|c_q:536.65,111.7|

Big I know but its what they give us, use any stone or bomb you feel like.

At 5/2/09 09:09 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote:

At 5/2/09 09:05 AM, Techno wrote: Side ads are busted also.

I don't know what you're talking about. Mine are perfectly fine. However I have gotten similar messages like that before. Restart your computer, if you still have problems, well, lucky you, no more dumb MMO ads.

Do you think those will ever stop? I mean seriously how many fucking MMo's are made every month? Then advertised here?

At 3/15/09 03:05 AM, maximuspower wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

How did you manage that?
__________________________

Break your pinky toe.

I broke my big toe once... kicked a candle. Oh yeah and I sprained my pinky by not catching a basketball right

Parabolic function, search it on google if you dont know what it is.
HINT: use a graphing calculator. Christ guys this is 9th grade algebra. Not that hard. You all know better ;)

At 8/24/08 12:52 AM, the-amazing-joe wrote: I found this much more entertaining.

man this is WAY better.

At 7/29/08 02:58 AM, Scary-Kids wrote:

At 7/29/08 02:57 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: Katie
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

*NUDGE NUDGE*

O_O.....hope to god thats for her after victory/losing party.....

No..shes got it for you

ohhhhhhhhhhhh the pain...blood..pain

At 7/29/08 02:31 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote:

Gothclaws Had the biggest after school brawl ever. The problem is just that it never happened.

Like your mother! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and with that, i consider this thread DERAILED

At 7/29/08 01:03 AM, Spartanizzo wrote: guess what happened ?

XD

At 7/29/08 02:26 AM, Scary-Kids wrote:

At 7/29/08 02:26 AM, ageofthoughts wrote:

Fine ill BE THERE!!!

Ill get mcjesus to bring chips

Bring Everyone one it will be the biggest after school brawl ever

Ok, we'll have a pot luck a few parking spaces over. yeah?

At 7/29/08 02:25 AM, Scary-Kids wrote:

At 7/29/08 02:22 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 7/29/08 02:19 AM, Scary-Kids wrote: Because maybe i want them? no shit =P

I will destroy you, fool.

You, me, the school parking lot after class.

Fine ill BE THERE!!!

Ill get mcjesus to bring chips

At 7/27/08 08:15 AM, Nikita90876 wrote: windows suck balls

MAC FOR LIFE!

there you go being THAT GUY again

At 7/29/08 01:56 AM, Peacekid wrote: But really is IFUN hot?

For GOD SAKE, people have GOT to stop picking up chicks from the internet and xboxlive it drive me FUCKING CRAZY.

At 7/28/08 08:20 AM, mranarchy wrote: Hey hey guys...cant we all just learn to live in peace?

also stat whores XD

I think ive made my point here, I just think that people need to stop coming up with new pics to photoshop and come up with something else
and then people hate me for saying stuff but not doing anything...they can suck it because i highly doubt THEYVE done anything you know?

i knowwwww.....Just....kitty.....i can has....cheeze..burger....UGHHHHH....ZZZZ ZZzzzzZZZZ

At 7/28/08 07:56 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 7/28/08 07:17 AM, Purpin wrote: I'm a vet.

Help my cat has broken his leg.

What the hell?