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At 7/15/04 09:35 PM, Miles_ wrote: am i the only one who finds goth chicks extreamly atractive? i just want to fuck the "evil" out of them

I dunno, most of the goth chicks I've seen are....rotund. Ain't a damn thing attractive about rotund unless you're tubgirl. And she's not gothic.

I expect any girl I'm with to know about and to be able to perform like Tubgirl, so I can sell her. And sex her.

Or to be tubgirl, but that's pushing it.

I classify as a goth, and I hate goths.

I'm so lost. Wait, that might be a symptom of being a goth. I need to go outside and play with a hula hoop while being supervised. Wait, that might be provocative. I need a bible...damn.

At 1/14/04 10:48 AM, Sgt_OBrien wrote:

If porn is degrading to women, is porn with guys in it degrading to men

As a member of the male gender, I don't really see porn degrading to males when their in it. Not even that S & M shit, with all that bondage, where the guy is being degraded, literally. I don't find any of that degrading, you know why?

It's the person doings its choice, and it's the person watching its choice, bottom line. Nobody is shoving it in anybodys face.

I got Ted Bundy, which rocks, because he was a pimp. Raping, beating, and killing mad chicks, escaping from prison, this guy was nuts.

Mad <3333 for Ted Bundy.

At 1/13/04 01:26 PM, K1ngK0ng wrote: whut's your opinion on people on newgrounds that have never submited a thing, have a level 1 and then tell you that whut you made is shit.
because that kinda bothers me.

Took me a second to comprehend what you meant. Basically, you're one of those people who doesn't like people who've never submitted a movie giving you bad scores. However, if people who never submitted all voted 5's, you wouldn't complain at all. That's a pretty lame double standard, maybe your movie just sucks. I can't be bothered to watch it at the moment.

Also, buy me flash, and maybe I'll make a movie, so whiny bastards like you will stop with that "You never made a movie, you shouldn't have a vote in MY crappy movie" bullshit.

Long as I have a vote, I vote. And despite what you think, I vote fairly. If I voted 0 on you, it's because your movie sucked. Flat out sucked, I'll usually give a bad movie a 1. You gotta be pretty bad to get a 0.

Or you gotta cry a lot. Like you.

I think I just got the motivation to watch your movie.

I'm not a big menthol fan, though I've whored myself through many different cigarette types (specifically the different Camel brands, and Marlboros).

I'm down to Marlboro lights, and Camel lights.

My favorites of all time though are Camel Wides and Camel Turkish Royals.

Holy shit Livecorpse...you're genius.

Do me a favor, I want to see your most original, insane, brutal work.

On me.

At 12/23/03 02:16 PM, HeinousDude wrote:

Now Asians, on the other hand, God got just right. A little dark on the hair, but the skin is the perfect pizza dough yellow.

So the moral of the story is white people are God's failed experiment.

No...the moral of the story is eat an Asian, their skin is of pizza...

Holy shit that story got me hungry

Hmmm...

Vocals: Mike Patton (Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Mr Bungle...list goes on)

Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen (Current Solo Guitarist)

Bassist: Peter Nordin (Meshuggah)

Drummer: Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater)

It was a toss up for the Vocal spot between Patton and Tommy Rogers from Between the Buried and Me...I hope I made a good choice.

Drown yourself in South Beach? That's selfish.

That's pollution.

At 12/14/03 05:02 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote:

Would you have sex with your girlfriend if while she'd have her menstruation? Yes or no?

I've done it once before, minus a wee bit of blood and a bit of towel cleaning up, it wasn't too bad...

I'm never doing that again. Ever. Seriously, a girl asks me to have sex on a period, I'ma put her in a comatose state until she's off the rag, and they act like nothing ever happened. Then have sex. Cause that's an experience that doesn't need repeating.

It all depends on your tolerance though, it's really something that you need to try once before you can decide whether or not you love it or hate it or hate it or despise it . hint fucking hint.

Hardcore bands, eh?

I'm a pretty big Madball fan, Cro-mags too.

Far as newer hardcore acts go, I'm liking the Dillinger Escape Plan (hardcore, techmetal, whateva), Evergreen Terrace, On Broken Wings, Remembering Never, Throwdown, Boywunder, Zao, and a bunch of other bands.

At 12/10/03 09:31 AM, Suicide_Reject wrote: asked what to do about a 15 year old pregnancy

Ecstasy. It's the 17 dollar miscarraige, fun and exciting, and it's a lot nicer than punching her in the stomach. Besides, if you do it early enough, you can catch it before she starts showing. Course, being a drug, you always gotta be careful with it. But that shit'll most likely kill any baby insidea someone. Should you care? Well, you can rag on her the rest of her life for getting pregnant and being a moron for not being careful. So yea.

At 12/8/03 10:23 PM, Carmilla wrote:

At 12/6/03 01:59 AM, XIVdevil wrote: Which is the better weapon of all time?

A sword or a gun?
and why?

A gun. That should be obvious.

Kinda makes me sad, how many wannabe ninjas we have running around without helmets...

Yea, and then we have the guy who said guns are painless. Obvious, he's never been shot and never met anybody who has.

At 12/8/03 03:19 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: I went on a date to the movies and me n my girl are 16. We want to go see Bad Santa and the asshole Ticket fags wouldnt let us get the ticket cause were too young. So we bought tickets to Master & Commander (we already seen) and snuck in. Ever hate those ticket faggots?

Since you're too young to understand how important having and keeping a job is, I understand how you could be upset. Maybe you could quit bitching, and wait a year. K? Go find somewhere else to grope your little girlfriend in public, like the mall.

At 12/8/03 01:57 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote:

Thousands, not millions. I like how the number goes up every year. Its almost like the jews are in control of the news media or something.

I remember hearing 11 million fairly recently. 2 years ago it was 6 million. Bet ya in 2 years it'll be 14 million.

I'm going with Tyson, he's publically insane. Gotta love him.

I do enjoy seeing how worked up people get over the slightest racist issue, joke or not. Yer all funny, funny people.

At 12/5/03 07:48 AM, Oyster_Clock wrote:

At 12/4/03 07:16 AM, Kaabi wrote: Although I have no interest in sex until MARRIAGE like all you horny little boys should be thinking about, I'll join because I like talking about cars. And sex, yes.... sex....

Shut up, I'll do what ever the hell i want with my body.

Yea, as will he. Don't cop an attitude in here, he made a harmless little quip. No need to get defensive.

At 12/5/03 11:33 AM, Livecorpse wrote: "Gory Days"
Necro

Yessir, Necro is the shit. Only one of his kind I like.

Albums I suggest?

"The Silent Circus" by Between the Buried and Me, it's got some of everything, the hardest rock to the lightest, most emotional rock. The sticker on the CD had 6 pretty contradicting adjectives on it, it said like, "The most disturbing, beautiful, intense, emotional, brutal, and riveting cd of 2003"

Oh yea, and Strapping Young Lads cd, SYL, because who can say no to this face?

At 12/2/03 08:25 PM, _Kakashi_ wrote: * sits down * so..... * starts cooking some Thai food *

What language do you people think is the most attractive ?

I'd have to go with english. Nothing attractive about not understanding what's being said for me. More like, confusing. And most attractive sounds, that really varies on who's saying it, the proper voice could make just about any language sound attractive, ya know? It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

At 12/1/03 04:55 PM, RazorBladez wrote:

At 12/1/03 01:37 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote: Aphex Twin.

seconded

Thirded.

and the Dillinger Escape Plan, or Between the Buried and Me.

At 11/27/03 03:08 PM, Bravo-D-miner wrote: how could bastereds say America sucks? Our counrty saved or kicked all your asses at least once. And what do we get? oh we want you dead, or, your country sucks. Well got news, don't fucking piss us off or we'll nuke ur asses strait to hell!

God Bless America!

Please don't speak for the majority of us, because you don't respresent all of us. We're not all as dumb as you.

Note: We haven't been to war with or saved every country once. <3 Australia. And we aren't about to nuke any country who talks shit about us.

Please refrain from speaking about politics. Anywhere. Hit up a government class without your thumb up your ass and try and learn, do some good. Thanky kindly.

At 11/24/03 04:06 PM, Oyster_Clock wrote: I mean realy hycran get a fucking life.

Take it out of here, it doesn't belong. Maybe you should take your own advice, a simple response to his question woulda sufficed, a second post is unecessary bullshit.

At 11/24/03 05:42 PM, GrkPunkXero818 wrote:

favorite artist is up there do people care about that?

Because we'd like to know who you think is good...not who you think sucks. We like good taste, not bad taste. There are few great artists, but many bad ones.

I'm comin off a ban as well, so I have a question that could inspire a topic.

When is it proper to make a move on a girl, like I've been hooking up with her, but making out where it ends. Is getting her drunk the only way I could get further? (A quite dishonorable way, but with a quite successful track record)

At 11/17/03 09:58 PM, NightElf121 wrote: to get this straight:

i dont feel powerfull that i'm a level 10, its a pretty low level

You must, you use level as an insult on more than one occasion, idiot.

i dont feel powerfull that i have 107 posts.... also pretty low

You also use post count, fool

i dont feel powerfull cuz of my flash ;-) they suck

You finally get something right.

i dont think i am better than any NG users
i just wanna b a NG user like any1 else

I'd suggest not threatening to hack people then... and maybe ending your life...

Slip her a Mickey. You can never go wrong like that. Just remember, it's only date rape if you're properly identified...

At 11/16/03 10:52 PM, -12345678910-PWFilms wrote:

Back in the good days, ADD didn't exist, they just called the little bastards stupid and beat them. It's not like ADD is this new "disorder," it's just another way out of explaining why some people are just retarded.

Doctors don't want to tell the parents who're paying them tons "Little Johnny is a retard" so they decided to throw aren't ADD like a Freshman at a Keg Party. It's sad, it really is. And now kids are proud of it? Take your aderol and shut up.