It's been too long since I last posted here, but here it goes:

Ladies and Gentlemen, as of now, I broke 4000 saves, thanks to clock day.

Actually, I had 3901 saves to begin with and I only got a sparse 250 saves. It's tough having a life.

At 6/19/09 02:05 PM, SomaGuye wrote:

Why is that surprising. It's raw food, it's more likely to have E.coli than other foods because it's raw.

But have you ever of anyone being infected from raw cookie dough?

This is the link to this (somewhat farfetched) story.

Nestle has decided to recall Toll House cookie dough because of (how of this possible?) cases of E. coli.

Yeah, that's right. There were cases of E. coli infecting those who ate the cookie dough raw. 66 cases of the disease from raw cookie dough since March. No deaths.

Now, I may not be a genius in agriculture, but come on. E. coli in cookie dough?! Seriously?!

At 6/8/09 07:21 PM, Twilight wrote: Shit dude, why did you make this thread?

I heard about this story last week and told Gagsy the cat didn't die so she wouldn't get all depressed. You're ruining me.

Sorry man, I looked up her name in the search engine, but no results came up. So I thought nobody posted it yet.

I apologize to those who have read this story already...

Here the link to the news story.

A stupid whore had the audacity to put a kitten in the oven and roast it alive, all because she wanted to "play a joke" on her ex roommate. Kenny Glenn was a loser for beating his cat, but AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST he didn't kill the poor feline.

Here's a petition for those who want her tried as an adult (which she should).

Don't believe me?

Click here for the video; I apologize for the shitty ad that shows up first.

Washington DC has already taxed shopping bags. Ireland charges 33 cents a bag causing customers to bring their own bags.

My take on this? The idea is as absurd as the dumbasses who came up with this idea. We've got rising food costs, the recession and a bunch of other bullshit. We don't need something this unnecessary.

Take a good look at this video. The choreography used could potentially make this guy the next martial arts superstar.

Also, take a look a this video also made by the same guy. The opponent is fighting with one hand, which is holding a can.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as of now, I got all my medals.

The horde fighter (the one where you have to kill 20 zombies) was a bitch. Dumb ass Wadolf had to keep coming after me, and I wason the verge of killing him! I'm serious. He was one hit away from getting pwned. Thankfully, I got 20 zombie kills before sending him to Hell.

I let myself get killed in all stages, but I didn't get the Nose Diver achievement. Could someone explain?

I just beat the game with Tom Fulp, and I unlocked his wife and Mike at the same time.

By the way, on the treasure chest bonus stage, what is the combination to unlock it?

At 5/5/08 10:21 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

-Piers (pic below) somewhere in the pic

Actually, that's Alex. Piers looks like this.

At 5/5/08 03:27 PM, MuffDiver102 wrote:

At 5/5/08 12:27 PM, agatio wrote:

On the right of the sig, it will have Agatio's face, which is provided by this link

Shit, the "reply and quote" feature greyed out the link. Sorry about that.

Here it is again.

Here's your flaming sig..

Thanks MuffDiver. The picture on the left side is perfectly fine with me.

On the right of the sig, it will have Agatio's face, which is provided by this link

Shit, the "reply and quote" feature greyed out the link. Sorry about that.

Here it is again.

The club rules state that if my sig is not made in 3 days, I can repost.
Well, it's been 3 days. So here's my repost.

At 5/2/08 09:42 PM, agatio wrote: Here is the request for my sig.

If you've played Golden Sun: The Lost Age, you'd know that Agatio is from the Mars Clan of Fire.

I would like the text to be blue flaming letters on a red flaming background. The text will have the name "Agatio" on it.

On the right of the sig, it will have Agatio's face, which is provided by this link

That's all.

Here is the request for my sig.

If you've played Golden Sun: The Lost Age, you'd know that Agatio is from the Mars Clan of Fire.

I would like the text to be blue flaming letters on a red flaming background. The text will have the name "Agatio" on it.

On the right of the sig, it will have Agatio's face, which is provided by this link

That's all.

At 8/16/07 01:13 AM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: Write "God" in it.

Lol, that's interesting. I'm curious as to how would you have God die.

At 8/16/07 12:31 AM, Jercurpac wrote: Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Since only 90 out of 1638 entries were blammed, that means the perfect score is 1548. I have to wonder, did anyone get that perfect score?

As for me, I broke 800 saves.

I'd write this:

Jack Thompson dies from castration. His testicles were severed with a butterknife.

Clock Day is over in Central Standard Time. I got 826 save points. That's 174 away from 1000.

I started with 11905 b/p's and ended with 12731.

I got 3 achievements which were aforementioned.
3000 saves
3333 saves
Promoted to Lieutenant.

Of the 1638 entries submitted, only 90 were blammed. That means the "perfect score" for saves is 1548. Has anybody gotten that "perfect score"?

I happily look forward to Clock Day 2008.

At 8/16/07 12:20 AM, Molotov wrote: A nice 1,400 save day. =)

Ladies and Gentlemen, as of now and with the grace of Clock Day (I live in Central Standard Time, so Clock Day has about 25 minutes left), I got 800 protection points.

Will I get 900 protection points? Stay tuned! I'm going all the way!

Ladies and Gentlemen, as of now and with the grace of Clock Day, I hit the 700 mark! That's right! I got got over 700 save points!

Okay, this time my achievement is legitimate.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as of now and with the grace of Clock Day, I am now a Lieutenant!

At 8/15/07 09:14 PM, DelboyDylan wrote:

At 8/15/07 09:07 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/15/07 08:44 PM, PureLionHeart wrote:

At 8/15/07 07:08 PM, NEVR wrote: So far today I've gotten 594, and I'm still going! Anyone got anything over the 1,000 mark?

I just breached it myself.

Nice one, congrats! I'm approaching the 750 milestone at the moment. I definitely want to get to 750 before I give up, cos that would mean I'll be halfway to my next B/P level. Only thing is, it's 2:15am here in England, and I need to be up early tomorrow morning to collect my A level results.

I'm very close to breaching that 1,000 mark now. As soon as I do I'm also calling it quits, as I'm also in England and am fucking shattered!

Wow, you guys have been on longer than I have. I'm about to reach the 600 mark. It's impossible for me to stay on the Newgrounds for 24 hours straight, even with 3 gallons of hot coffee. So, it's impossible for me to get 1000 or even close to it.

#2: I am now a lieutenant. And here is the picture stating that I have 11249 b/p's.

Shit! I think this is a false alarm. My math is way off.

Ladies and Gentlemen as of now, and because of Clock Day, I made 2 more achievents.

#1: I made 3333 saves, but unfortunately, I missed it, so I can't show it to you as an attachment. (Then again I can only show one per post, so let's get to the other achievement.)

#2: I am now a lieutenant. And here is the picture stating that I have 11249 b/p's.

At 8/15/07 02:56 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I started this day with like 1400+ saves.

LOOK AT ME NOW :D

I`ve blammed some mighty horrible ones though... mighty mighty horrible.

I know. I started wtih 11.905 b/p's. Now I have 12,276!
That's a 371 b/p increase!!!!

Clock Day FTMFW!

Of course, I too, blammed some really shitty flashes...

It's been a long time since I posted here. Nevertheless...

Ladies and gentlemen, as of now, I broke 3000 saves.

CLOCK DAY FTW!

Yes, 2007 is upon us (and I must apologize for not doing this sooner), so the question is, what are your wishes for 2007? And please don't say that you want George Bush to die a horrible death. That's what just about everybody wants.

As for me...uhhhhh...I can't think of anything this time.

Ladies and gentlemen, as of now, I broke 9000 blams. Only a few more before 10K.

One of his reviews is a flood.