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i heard an irish prank call to a an irish policeman and it was hilarious like he starts calling him coyote out of road runner because the policeman is as thick as him and stuff like that. anyway i heard it on a phone and i was just looking for it on the internet i was wondering if anyone knew where i could find it and it isn't the one with two police man talking to each other thanks

hi i am sure you have heard of my humps by blackeyed peas well at the start there is a trumpet playing. i need a program to cut the start of the song and use it as its own song so i can use it as a text alert. could you please help me. also i want a free program thanx. (sorry about the punctuation)

At 5/9/07 04:39 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: Also I want to know the name of the song that goes.

DOOOOOdoodoodoodadoodoodoodavryyyyy

Thanks you dum fucking moron glad to see you waist your time posting bullshit. Is your life really that sad. dipshit if anyone else can help please do

there is a fiat punto grande advert in the uk which has a wicked song in it. in the advert the buildings are moving up and down to the beat like a visualisation you get on windows media player. anyway all i wanted to know is what is the name of the song? does anyone know it? if you could answer these questions i would be truely thankful. thanks

he went to ebaums. get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 4/4/07 07:06 AM, Mechabloby wrote: There is that chavvy new monkey shit.

sorry m8 dont have a clue what your talkin about but keep them coming

Once again i have a question and the first place i go is Newgrounds. Anywho, does anybody know some really good dance songs that are pretty new? but please no dj cammy or stuff like that. thanks

At 4/1/07 11:17 AM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Punctuation please.

screw you if you can't help!!!!

thank you Raguel

hi, you know the mars bar advert where the guy is walking past lights and they light up as he walks past and there is other stuff that happens but i can't remember them now anyway there is a wicked song on it at the end of the advert the song lyrics say how does it feel could you please help me thank you also it a relatively recent one as it is still on t.v in england not sure about other countrys thank you

atchoo sorry i am allergic to bull shit

have you asked the author

fo shizzle

i HAD a myspace but i dont bother with it now

At 3/23/07 05:53 AM, Aci6 wrote:

We can, bush won't...

i agree watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdmNWWnIews

i have bought a new computer and it has microsoft office works. when i go online to access my college work so i can edit it i can't open a powerpoint presentatiion to edit it i can only view it. how can i edit it? please help me

At 3/19/07 07:00 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Hold down Alt+F4 and the correct answer is highlighted.

i aint that thick thanks maus

im am playing a game called swag. i am stuck where i have to play four notes on a piano they are G E C Cis i dont have a clue wat key to press to get these notes.it wont tell me in the walkthrough the author posted and i have read the reviews and there is one that doesnt make sense so can someone please help me? thank you

hi i haven't been on for ages so could some recommend a wicked game because i cant be bothered to look for one thanks

lots and lots and lots of c4 yay boom boom

At 9/2/06 01:12 PM, MushroomRebel wrote:

At 9/2/06 01:10 PM, NoEscapeFromReality wrote: Everyone rebel against society, change your aura to green.

Green got the G of gay, so no...

wise words my friend and blue has the b of batty boy and bender

i mean an instant messenger like msn messenger where it is private if you think it is a bad idea say why and if you think it is good say why

wouldn't it be wicked if newgrounds had an instant messenger system. gimme your thoughts or else i will buttrape you

At 8/27/06 06:35 PM, 70mas wrote:

At 8/27/06 06:26 PM, Seth_Brown wrote: Has anyone noticed how fat his fingers are?

What's your ponit?

is it not obvious. he has fat fingers

At 8/15/06 08:16 AM, simple_but_sandy wrote: i just did the bottom five to get my exp up, then i'm like "screw it".

great minds think alike

At 8/15/06 08:56 AM, k3v1n2 wrote: I am the most retarded user, because I got review banned. LOL im laughing at myself.

your not the only one

who has the highest voting power?
mine is 2.80 which is pretty shit im sure compared to other peoples

first off please note that i dont care whether i am a mod or not its just i have been wondering is there alevel that you have to go past to be a mod or can u get like level 1 mods

At 8/8/06 07:33 AM, -TheFaces wrote:

At 8/8/06 07:33 AM, CUBErt wrote: "There are people in my computer..."

Yeah, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there.

they could be 3d lemmings coz at the start of that they come out of the computer

try dickweed i ain't callin u that by the way if you thought that

i wonder does anyone know what the first thread to ever be made was by this i mean the first to be made by a user and not the one that is for newcomers i would love to know this thanx

ATTENTION/ACHTUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
i have tried the searchbar so dont make yourself look like a big bollox and say Searchbar like a fucking retarded spunkmonkey also i looked at the last open thread in the list of threads and it was at 2001 so i don't think that is right