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Author Search Results: 'Afromaster'

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Topic: Satan and His Tricks

Posted: 07/27/09 03:03 PM

Forum: General

I honestly think that whenever the crazy christians/catholics that have boners for jesus do serious crimes like that, the inner insanity they have that drives them to do those things is seen to them as "satans mind control". The senile, hickish, and/or guilible all believe that their own mental faults have been caused by a non-existant evil force.

The people that tell the unfortunate ones that "satans power will overcome you if you dont believe in god" are known as the Catholic Church.

The church has a little scam, called the catholic faith. If you believe in god and the coming of Jesus Christ and worship them and spend your life praising them, you will go to heaven. In addition, you must also reject all evils from your life( seven deadly sins, satan), and when sins are commited you must confess them to a priest.

However, the churches need money, so every week they ask for small donations from every member/family that attends the church. At first, the donations dont seem like much, but after awhile, the churches sit on large sums of money. They tell you the money goes to charity and special events, but you dont really know for sure do you?

But hey, for believing in one of the thousands of religions out there, you just helped a few people become incredibly rich with your own pocket money combined with the millions of others' money.

Many of the members of the Catholic church have yet to realize this, its pretty sad.


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Topic: What do you think of Atheism

Posted: 07/27/09 02:43 PM

Forum: General

Im atheistic. And everybody else just seems like crazy zealots trying to prove each other wrong.


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Topic: You're a celebrity accused of rape

Posted: 07/27/09 02:41 PM

Forum: General

Tell that bitch to get back in the kitchen.
After kicking her ass in court.


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Topic: Doesn't everyone have that one kid?

Posted: 07/19/09 07:57 PM

Forum: General

At 6/6/09 07:49 PM, chowderbalboa wrote:

See! It's true! I'm not the only one with a little (insert swear here) following me!

There are little damns following me too dude.


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Topic: I have a confession...

Posted: 07/19/09 07:52 PM

Forum: General

Just throwing it out there, but if I commited any crimes, I wouldnt put them on the internet.
But anyways, maybe, maybe not.


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Topic: Crabcore

Posted: 07/19/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

Im usually up for music like this. But this......
And why the fuck are they all head-banging? Thats a one man job. They overkilled it.


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Topic: I love Tits and Swallows

Posted: 07/17/09 10:00 AM

Forum: General

This has been done so many fucking times


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Topic: NG is not a porn site!

Posted: 07/17/09 09:59 AM

Forum: General

It hasnt turned into a porn site. Its a flash portal where artists that work(some way harder than others) on flash can submit and show off their content. Newgrounds is a great place.

And if it has for some reason, grow a pair.


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Topic: Anyone Heard Of Gogol Bordello?

Posted: 07/07/09 12:53 PM

Forum: General

When I listen to their tracks I think they suck.
However, last year I saw them live at Virgin Fest. And by Christ, they were incredible. Everyone was jumping around hitting each other. Everyone was pumped. It was one of the best acts there.


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Shouting

Topic: Soulja Boy threatens to quit rap

Posted: 07/03/09 03:15 PM

Forum: General

I triple dog dare him to quit.


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Topic: You don't have any medals.

Posted: 07/03/09 03:14 PM

Forum: General

Trying to stand out among the rest are we?


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Topic: Green Day tour

Posted: 07/03/09 03:12 PM

Forum: General

Every ounce of respect I had for them( yes I still had a little after American Idiot) has been obliterated.


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Topic: Michael Jackson and news fans

Posted: 07/02/09 03:00 PM

Forum: General

Im really hoping that people will stop making threads about Michael Jackson or Billy Mays. They were both influential people but let the topics die. Let them rest in peace.


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Topic: I need NG's professional help!

Posted: 07/02/09 02:58 PM

Forum: General

It happens. I've come across alot of 1337s in my time. No big deal.


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Topic: Westboro Baptist Church Sings Out

Posted: 07/02/09 02:54 PM

Forum: General

These Westboro Wangsuckers just fucking hate everybody. Everyone in that video looked like a fucking natural born looser or college drop out. They're just pissed because they suck at life and scaring everybody else will satisfy their rage.
Bunch of pricks.


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Topic: Nerd or coolness?

Posted: 07/02/09 09:54 AM

Forum: General

Deffinetly nerdy. Steer clear sailor.


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Topic: Westboro Baptist Church Sings Out

Posted: 07/02/09 09:41 AM

Forum: General

At 7/2/09 07:08 AM, bq wrote: The song first said "Her" and then later "Too late to change His mind." Was that on purpose, or what the fuck?

Her as in the Earth, like Mother Earth.
Is this for fucking real??


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Topic: Johnny Depp is immoral?!

Posted: 07/02/09 09:36 AM

Forum: General

No shit Johnny Depp is immoral


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Topic: Avatar - The movie

Posted: 07/01/09 10:17 AM

Forum: General

Its either going to be epic or suck large cock


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Topic: Why are girls...

Posted: 06/29/09 08:54 PM

Forum: General

They eventually realize how retarded they were going for them when they actually grow up.
You picked a dumb one.


21.

Kissing

Topic: My dog really likes me.

Posted: 06/29/09 08:51 PM

Forum: General

Give him what he wants


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Winking

Topic: Mods, please quit scaring the...

Posted: 06/29/09 08:33 PM

Forum: General

At 6/29/09 08:30 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: I'll be laughing when this thread gets locked.

Shhhhhhh! Its a surprise!


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Shouting

Topic: Mods, please quit scaring the...

Posted: 06/29/09 08:18 PM

Forum: General

Somebody get the wambulance on the line. We've got a bitchy case of 08-9'ers


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Topic: Disney Hates The Usa

Posted: 06/29/09 08:14 PM

Forum: General

God bless America.
Land of the free, home of the depressingly retarded.


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Topic: Most disgusting candies ever.

Posted: 06/29/09 01:00 PM

Forum: General

Good And Plenty
I think you already know.


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Expressionless

Topic: The Greatest Liberal Conspiracy Is

Posted: 06/29/09 12:59 PM

Forum: General

Without public transportation, thousands would be unable to reach their jobs in time. Public transportation conserves gas and helps protect the environment. Ever ride the bus to school when you were a kid? Same thing. Public transportation also generates alot of revenue.
Next time think before you speak.


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Topic: Monster Energy Drinks

Posted: 06/29/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

Wait, you mean those drinks that give you a 5 minute energy rush and then make you crash like a bitch afterwards?
I dont drink them, they stunt growth.


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Topic: Billy Mays DEAD!

Posted: 06/29/09 12:51 PM

Forum: General

At 6/29/09 12:19 PM, AwesomeX wrote: Two Kings Dead:

King Of Pop
King of Infomercials

King of Burgers next?
Oh sh-


29.

Elated

Topic: if you fought with your icon level.

Posted: 06/29/09 12:50 PM

Forum: General

Id do something mean and cruel


30.

Happy

Topic: Drugs?

Posted: 06/29/09 12:43 PM

Forum: General

There is no such thing as a straight edge artist


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