381 Forum Posts by "aeternitas"
At 9/10/10 04:24 AM, Figter wrote:At 9/10/10 03:59 AM, aeternitas wrote:Ghosts are pussies, Zerling rush those fuckers :D!At 9/10/10 03:05 AM, sexysniper wrote: -Nuclear Strike Detected-Should have invested in a few more Overlords, noob. Now you get pwned by a ghost.
Agreed, but if you lack the capability to see them, then your creep deserves to be nuked.
Personally, I was never good at this, so I never used the Zerg...Ghosts and Dark Templar always rocked my world...stupid cloakers.
At 9/10/10 02:19 AM, NVAPPAREL wrote: Preview of upcoming shirts I'm doing.
Only looks like one shirt to me.
And really, is this the place to advertise? Seriously?
At 9/10/10 03:12 AM, LoKoCoCo wrote: Masturbate. A lot.
Seconded. Visual aids recommended.
If this fails, go for head; I hear it helps the creative process.
At 9/10/10 04:06 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: Unfortunately, those names don't mean anything to 97% of NG'ers.
I hope you're happy.
So this was, as I suspected, bullshit on General. Well, sir, I demand reparations. My time is currently valued at $15.15 per hour. You've wasted about one fourth of an hour. Payment by cashier's check is preferable.
At 9/10/10 04:01 AM, andycastaneda wrote: openly extremely eccentric.
This is practically synonymous with insane. Not the hidden, devious, murdering kind of insane, but the brutal mindfuck kind--physically, there's no lasting harm, but you yourself are forever damaged goods; the rest of the populace take notice and you'll never mate without pay ever again.
At 9/10/10 03:05 AM, sexysniper wrote:
:-Nuclear Strike Detected-
Should have invested in a few more Overlords, noob. Now you get pwned by a ghost.
At 9/10/10 03:55 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: She sounds insane. At least if you go out with her you'll have some kind of interesting experience.
Like undesired anal insertion. And that's the LEAST of the worries; testicle clamps and electroshock to follow.
Second Tuesday of next week. Set my watch and warrant on it.
Let's make an assumption here, that this isn't more bullshit on General...a stretch, for sure.
With that in mind, I say, RUN! RUN! YOU GODDAM MORON!
If the tinfoil hat doesn't fit, STILL FUCKIN' QUIT.
At 8/17/10 03:06 AM, ItsRangasLife wrote:At 8/17/10 03:05 AM, Tetros wrote: Well, I hate you, I have no reason, but do I really need one?Well u kinda do, i dont hate you?
'I don't hate you' isn't a reason for someone not to hate you; in fact, that sort of logic is what breeds hate toward you.
Also, asking not to be trolled...is an invitation, not a deterrent.
Colour the hair black, your.Link is emo.
At 3/5/10 12:48 AM, Celtic-Tiger wrote: I swear to God. At my High School, there are so many girls always staring at me. Not in a, "I hate your guts and maybe if I stare at you long enough you will die," kind of look a, "I LOVE YOU FROM THE DEEPEST NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF MY HEART," kind of look.
You must be a sparkly vampire, or one fuck of a liar. If you were the former, you'd have maybe a 50% chance of being here--attractive-ish people (according to the magazines) don't generally congregate here.
There is, of course, the 100% chance of being an attention whore...in which case, I've just fed you what you want, making me an asshole in the eyes of the world.
LOL! Like the Matrix! I get it!
EXCEPT THERE WASN'T A TABLE. It was just Morpheus and Neo, across from each other in two posh chairs.
I have no idea what to say...
On one hand, that was almost the funniest thing I've ever seen.
On the other, I'm slightly worried that people actually would do such a thing.
Replace your Radius and Ulna with Titanium rods, and place buttons in your hand, leave slits in your skin (this will require likely lifetime antibiotics, anti-coagulants, and lots of scar tissue)...implant blades or spikes (or both, as you choose), deployed by the button in your hand.
Press the buttons, and fuck the other guy up.
It might work...on Star Trek.
Yeah...
I'm not so sure that works, really. See, I never had the feeling of my dick burning while single (if I had, I would probably go get an STD test)...and when not single, I've never had a girl yelling as her hands are constantly scalded by hot water.
To be honest, I don't think that my girl would ever do that for me...hell, anyone can find a good supply of cock elsewhere, and unless you've got a flagpole for a dick, it's really not special enough to be that attached.
Maybe I'm being too literal...if I try to be less literal, well, let's see...in general, I'm more miserable when not single, because women like to spend money. All of it. Your debit and credit cards dis-afuckin-pear, and when your car note comes up, wellnow, you're fucked. And then they want to talk, and cuddle, which is more like nails being slowly driven through your ears, wrists, and ankles--ask Jesus, that's not a real pleasant feeling, he would know (except the ears part)...single, you pass out wherever the hell you want, when you want, and god help anyone who wakes you. You can't jack a girl in the face when she wakes you up for something like work, or a date, or court date. Well, you can, but most states call that domestic assault, and it's a felony.
At 6/30/08 04:15 AM, dearion wrote: OH MY DARK LORD IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!! STAMPER CAME UP FROM BEHIND ME AND GAVE ME A SERIOUSLY HARD BUTT POUNDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DARK LORD MY ASS IS BLEEDING AND THERE IS CUMMING DRIPPING FROM ALL OVER MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
You lie like a mug. If you read above, it says 'eye'.
Not ASS. Or BUTT.
Damn attention whore, learn where the caps lock key is, and HIT IT, to turn it off. If you're confused, there's a light on your keyboard, if it's on, Caps Lock is on. Holy shit, how about them apples?
I would think she would have floated to the ground...like Flat Stanley, or a feather.
Maybe that's all she was trying to do?
At 5/23/08 02:30 AM, Michaelas10 wrote:
Link for reference. It's his real voice, by the way.
Holy jesus. Listening to that made me dizzy, though it was amusing.
Glad I don't talk to people like that all day, and if I did, I'd just interrupt them to piss them off.
At 5/23/08 01:36 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: And if you DO decide to drink.. stay away from Bacardi 151...
But it's flammable, slightly. How is THAT not fun when you're three sheets to the wind?
What grinds my gears...is when people STEAL CATCHPHRASES FROM GODDAM TV SHOWS.
I mean, are you so stupid that you can't think of something even slightly different, like 'What creaks your cogs?' or something? Eh?
And that's what grinds my gears.
At 5/23/08 01:23 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Why would we want cell phones when we have the internet?
How about a cellphone that can DO the internet?
Like mine. It's-a niiice.
Extremist Christian ideolology at it's best, with a hint of Neo-Nazi, possibly...a small one.
I've no problems with Christians (I, the Agnostic fiance, allowed my daughter be baptized Catholic without complaint), but my god, this is the kind of bullshit that makes the whole lot of 'em look like freaks.
This sort of thing is what gets other religious groups into a frenzy against everyone else; not pointing a finger, nor am I attempting to offend; but too many of these type people out there, in that sort of context, and we're going to be heading back to the Inquisition.
Agnosticism is easy, I just shrug, say 'I dunno', and don't piss anyone off except the Mormons who want to convert me (from what, I have no idea, but...) on the bus.
What the fuck redneck bullshit is this? That, around here, passes as a lame-ass Saturday night (hell, a lame Monday night, even)...try some liquor, or hell, marijuana. Nicotine Happy Time? Fucking amateurs...nicotine headbuzz is nothing more of an experience than cutting off the flow in your Aorta for a few seconds while laying down, then standing up, it's not exciting, it's not even enough to cause these so-called 'rude gestures' that I'm perfectly capable of pulling off while completely sober and calm. Get a damn life.
At 5/14/08 12:14 AM, edgewalker424 wrote:At 5/13/08 11:51 PM, Guest8792 wrote: $1.27 over here. Saskatoon doesn't seem like a bad place to live now, does it?I could google Saskatoon, but I'd rather just ask you where the hell that is...
It's in Saskatchewan, which is a province in Canada. See here.
Where I am, it's $3.899/gal for low-grade unleaded, on average (Downstate IL)
At 5/1/08 02:42 AM, Elios wrote: Only 3 portal entries survived yesterday?
I wish someone could explain how this thing works.
Until I read there was an explanation, I was thinking a Sequoia voting machine might have been used here.
Jankety...least that's how I think it's spelled. It also gets shortened to Janky, which just doesn't sound right. It pains me to hear it.
"I'm fairly sure, if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called Bring Back the Porn".
At 4/24/08 03:08 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: Soo, any ideas on how we could make it happen?
Fill out Form WR-CDIH-9642, signed by yourself and two witnesses in quintuplicate, notarized, placed in a sealed envelope, and mail to:
1 Winter Way
Ottawa, ON, Canada, H0H 0H0
At 4/24/08 03:29 AM, aeternitas wrote: Thanks for your name and address, chief.
Oh hell, I'm an idiot, aren't I?
