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At 6/14/10 03:32 PM, To-Kash wrote:

1.its not going in my ass.

It always does somehow, no matter how much you say it won't.

2.i'm too awesome for it to disobey me.

You're not awesome.

3this is getting kinda weird.
but if i DID get raped by a steelix i'd probably just be ripped in ha half and die instantly,so that'd be somone elses problem,like the guy who had to clean it up.

actually, that wouldn't be a problem.

so you would'nt mind having to clean up a man exploded anus?also i'm so awesome i have to seem like i'm not just so your mind does'nt explode from my amazingness.

At 6/14/10 03:16 PM, Elsid wrote: lol I have found from experience that violent video games do not help with stress.

Having a nice cup of tea/coffee/whatever-you-drink and reading a book on the other hand, does.

did you just say coffee will help with stress?

At 6/14/10 02:57 PM, dearion wrote:

At 6/14/10 02:54 PM, Aerotrip wrote:

At 6/14/10 02:52 PM, Elsid wrote:

I think it was a reference to Ditto being a great sex toy substitute.

i thought that was obvious too,really obvious

But what if while you had it in your asshole it decided to turn into a Steelix?

That would suck very bad.

1.its not going in my ass.2.i'm too awesome for it to disobey me.3this is getting kinda weird.
but if i DID get raped by a steelix i'd probably just be ripped in ha half and die instantly,so that'd be somone elses problem,like the guy who had to clean it up.

At 6/14/10 02:52 PM, Elsid wrote:

At 6/14/10 02:43 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 6/14/10 02:41 PM, Aerotrip wrote: ditto...you all know why.

Because you didnt read the OP and was all like HURR IM WITTY BY PICKING ONE THAT CAN CHANGE TO ANY.

I'd pick dratini.

I think it was a reference to Ditto being a great sex toy substitute.

i thought that was obvious too,really obvious

At 6/14/10 02:45 PM, dearion wrote:

At 6/14/10 02:41 PM, Aerotrip wrote: ditto...you all know why.

Because you want an extremely weak pokemon. Seriously it might be able to change into pokemon but it turns into an unbelievably weak version of that pokemon.

i would'nt want it to turn into pokemon

ditto...you all know why.

At 6/14/10 01:23 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 6/14/10 01:08 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Ever since I learned he was part ginger.

I hate Gaara to.

I'd fuck the shit outta her titties. No lie.

i concur

my favorite part is probably the nine satanic sins...wait,wich bible?

pretty much any good game with a lot of blood and violence,and/or sex,also chibi knight.

At 6/14/10 01:04 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 6/14/10 12:48 PM, Aerotrip wrote:

At 6/14/10 11:38 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Mortal Kombat will actually be worth checking out this time.

i did'nt even know they were making a knew mk,is it going to be m this time or are they gonna make it e and add pokemon charecters?

See for your fucking self. :)

that looks fucking awesome,now i just need a system to play it on

At 6/14/10 12:08 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: If the fight was any real fight then it wouldnt have ended, and you likely would have gotten stabbed tp death to. As such it was either a pathetic party or you are dead, so must be a pathetic party and as such you are also pathetic. Yes.

...because it could'nt possibly be a joke

At 6/14/10 11:38 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Mortal Kombat will actually be worth checking out this time.

i did'nt even know they were making a knew mk,is it going to be m this time or are they gonna make it e and add pokemon charecters?

royalty,because of my massive egotism,i'd make people do shit and name everything after myself,scream obscenities at random people for no real reason and have constant orgies...would'nt we all?