We would shoot balls of yarn from within our giant fortress of cat furniture.

My dream would be to live in a giant fortress of cat furniture...

that sucks friend

Alphas haven't been working for over half a year unfortunately :(...

Omg this is awesome! Google images show the icons to my flashes and the pics of the blogs where I post!!

you're cute.

At 2/3/08 09:20 PM, ijustowndU wrote:

At 2/3/08 09:18 PM, Aeonstars wrote: What's the superbowl?

uh, just something about cereal. Don't worry about it.

nice.

happy birthday!!

FUCK THE SUPERBOWL INDEED.

What's the superbowl?

At 2/3/08 08:22 PM, lilcheeselad wrote: Am I the only one on this world that hates football? I mean, all my friends and everybody i know is obsessed with it! My neighbor has at least 20 cars somehow shoved in his driveway and everyone one is yelling and laughing! Its so annoying knowing I'm the only one that hates football!

I hate football too!!!! seriously!!!

At 2/2/08 11:03 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 2/2/08 11:01 PM, Aeonstars wrote:

At 2/2/08 10:44 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: They've been making stuff up off the top of their heads since season 2.

Big whoop.

You sir are an idiot, they have the ending planned out since Season 2.

Is this fourth season the last season, or are they going to make a fifth?

There's going to be 6 seasons total of 16 eps each so 47 eps left. The series will end in 2010 and Damon and Carlton know what the island is, what the dharma initiative is, and the answer to every question they've ever given us.

Proof that this show is so deep

Wait what commercial are you talking about? The one where they just say "SOME WILL LEAVE. SOME WILL NOT." ?

At 2/2/08 10:44 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: They've been making stuff up off the top of their heads since season 2.

Big whoop.

You sir are an idiot, they have the ending planned out since Season 2.

At 2/2/08 10:55 PM, Shaun wrote: What a terrible idea for a movie, why would anyone want to take a second rate tv show and turn it into a C grade straight to tv movie.
There can't be any money in that.

Do you know how many emmys it won? Not that that proves how good of a show it is but fuck man. It's so detailed and layered and there are over 200+ jokes in every episode, every movement, every line. Nobody notices it an the casual viewer (like yourself) doesn't have the attention span. Of course, like most people do, they only pay attention to it after it gets cancelled because then it becomes TRAGIC and UNAPPRECIATED. Well it is very much those things but all those people would go see the movie because its become a sort of cult classic now. Also, people who give it a shot, even to dislike it, still paid that 10$ for the movie ticket. You checked it out once, even if you couldn't comprehend just how magnificent and ahead of its time it was.

At 2/2/08 10:53 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: Watching Arrested Development is like poking needles in your dick. For me, atleast.

And trust me, I would know.

read above.

At 2/2/08 10:48 PM, Ghettoboi123 wrote: So its going to be the end of snake. I loved the series through and through but I jsut don't think i can take seeing snake die. The series to me is the best and always will be. Even though halo seems to be the thing of this century in my mind MGS is the one. The music the story line and the depth it puts you in with snake. It just makes me cry at the end of every game and now that the series is over i don't know what im going to do. Now i know most Newgrounders will just saying im a pussy or im a fanboy. But to me it is the one and i will probly quit gameing fter MGS4.

I'm with you as well. But don't worry. Snake might die but it won't be because he puts a gun in his mouth I mean CMON, if that was how he died, then they'd never ever show it in a commercial. Also, I doubt you play as Old Snake the whole game. Keep in mind every metal gear has a 1 hour intro and hideo kojima, before releasing a new mgs, only shows footage from that one hour. People playing MGS2 had no clue you play as Raiden the entire game.

This movie would be ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL. I would go see it 7 times and still not pick up on all the jokes. Arrested Development is one of the most layered television shows of its time and everyone who doesn't like it, furthers the notion that it is art. Art is not appreciated in its own time. YES THANK YOU GOD.

Oh my god. I WOULD WORSHIP THIS MOVIE TO NO END. I'm surprised people here like AD. This is NG afterall.

If you're gonna take off points for realism concerning Call of Duty, you might want to take a swing at Martyr first. I've never been to a war but from what I can tell I don't think the army attaches grenades to you and links them to your vital signs.

FUCKING MARTYRDOM.

I like where these assassin ideas are going but I think we need to know a little bit more about their characters. Are they gay? Have they always been just one colour? Where did they grow up? Where did they go to school? Where they ever sexually abused? Did that abuse lead to their lives of violence? We need to learn about the assassin within and then and only then will we understand the deeper meaning and learn about the coloured assassin in us all.

:Newgrunds4life.

At 2/2/08 04:23 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Make it some random romp through a city

hmmmmm what do you mean?

The fact that he went on record just hours after the Virginia Tech shootings, blaming it on Video games with no actual knowledge on what happened proves that he full on is out to get games and he wants to be famous. The man is disgusting but thank god he exists or we would not be united agaisnt a common enemy.

Good Comic
Another Good Comic

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I need a movie idea for my scriptwriting class and the script can't exceed 5 minutes in length. That doesn't mean that the actual story is only 5 minutes though. Since I'm coming to you, Newgrounds, be sure that I have no where else to turn and I just hope that amidst all the flaming I am about to endure I will take some inspiration from it. So Newgrounds, inspire me! Ideas! Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

Dude, totally wait for me. Ima go downtown, catch a bus, be there in 6 hours. We're gonna PWN THIS GUY. Then you owe me hot chocolate. But seriously, time for some rambling (that also relates to what's going on). When I was 8, I hit a moving car with a snowball with my best friend and the car stopped and the guy inside ran out, screaming. Like the stupid kids we are, we ran back to my friend's house and the guy tells his mom what we did. We get in shit and an hour later he comes back and he says "please don't be hard on them. My dad was hard on me when I was a boy..." and he leaves. lol. imagine it's the same guy. I'll be there soon.

Happy Birthday!!

At 1/25/08 12:25 AM, Bezman wrote: Because writing is easy to do to a mediocre standard, many artists/animators don't put much faith into self-professed writers. Also, consider that many animators already have a library of stories they want to tell.

I suggest you post a link to one of your scripts and maybe give more details (how long (in s) the animation would be at least) in order to attract more interest.

It does sound like a cool premise, but we have no way of knowing if your writing skills would genuinely do it justice.

That's understandable and totally reasonable. I guess I'm just looking for a few quality flash artists to just express interest in this project and perhaps consider making it when I finish the script and they can read it. But I don't want to make a script with no one onboard whatsoever know what I mean? I guess I'm looking for "Count me in if the script comes out great"

At 1/24/08 09:13 PM, Strik3Mast3r wrote: Lol, yeah that would be awesome :P How did you come up with that?

it just came to one day when everyone here on ng was obsessing over the amount of cock jokes in his flashes lol. So anyone interested in collaboration?

At 1/23/08 09:23 PM, wan-tan-soup14 wrote: fuck me, man

Heath does not seem like the type of actor that dies unexpectedly. I don't know why, he's just too innocent, normal looking. It's not like he was a radical actor who chose ballsy roles. Ten Things I hate About You? A Knight's Tale?? The dude was just some guy, didn't seem to be that type of person.

I feel like he's not dead. He is, but it's weird to imagine him dead. I'm not even attached to the guy, it's just weird.

But his roles were really ballsy. Those ones you just mentioned were always roles he didn't want to be type cast as. He was in the pariot, brothers grimm, brokeback mountain, and e was gonna play the joker. Those are all completely different acting jobs.

What if growing up as a boy, JohnnyUtah was very reserved and disciplined. He got good grades and he was an altar boy. One day Johnny saw something so traumatizing, it single handedly explains his fascination with COCK JOKES and men in uniform? It would explain the sexual frustration of the jimmy robinson in all of us. It would explain the backstory of the man behind the tank, the sensitive artist we all know and love: JohnnyUtah.

This is meant to be a comedy but also as a homage to Mr. Utah. Yeah it sounds like it could be mean but it's all made up and the guy's got a great sense of humour otherwise I wouldn't be proposing this. What I'm suggesting is a 2-5 minutes flash on what I detailed above and I would write the script and maybe help draw and animate. Check out the quality of my writing. I made On An Island, The Silent Protagonists, and the Capture The Flag series. My writing is not professional by any means but for flash purposes, it'll do the job.

So is anyone interested? I'd need a drawer/animator maybe two or more. I'm not saying I'd be in charge, this would be a collaborative process and both our names would be co-authored before the final submit. This is a project I've been thinking of for a while and after the recent TANKMEN, I think now's a great time. If nobody offers help, I'll just put this idea back into the closet and wait until the next oppurtune moment comes. I'm also working on CTF3 currently. So cmon guys, I know this will be a success!

metal sucks.

Nice thanks guys! That's exactly what I needed.