At 2/25/08 12:56 AM, squeakytoad wrote:
The solution is simple. Make a cartoon with very shoddy animation (calling it artistic and expressionistic), set to a very odd soundtrack, and make the central theme the plight of some war-torn, starving, diseased nation and the children and other innocents affected by their government. Make sure to blame the current American government as much as possible for the world's problems. Then make the main character a blind homosexual black female whose father hates her.
Also, simplify it to something odd involving a butterfly and the moon, making ridiculous metaphors of every object that appears.
Yes but this is supposed to be from Newgrounds. So let's combine the best of both worlds shall we? We'll have have a very shoddy animation set in a diseased nation but the blind homosexual female will have giant downward pointed eyebrows, shout things about the hotness of her tribe mates, and yell profanities. Then we'll throw the spotlight on the academy and have them claiming what the fuck, they didn't expect that and of course, that nobody told them there was genocide there. What will it be called? You guessed it...Darfur Awesome!
...then she comes out of the screen and shoots them.
I THINK WE HAVE A WIN YOO GUYS.