I need some grade A Newgrounds Medial advice here. I think I have the flu or something and I've been going to the bathroom nonstop. My stomach's being a real bitch and I just want to throw up because I'd feel better. What's the best way to go about doing that? I don't really want to stick my hand down my throat.

Fuck. I've grossed out myself.

At 6/15/08 06:32 AM, jwalker7595 wrote: ok first comment .....hello ........

HI!

At 6/12/08 07:02 PM, KIRBYLINK wrote: Stop masturbating so often.

NEVAR.

At 6/12/08 07:01 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: What color WHAT COLOR?!?!?!?

orange... >_> ...?

fuck man. I thought tom fulp was crazy when he decided to make this site a bright purple.

Ima just kidding but fuuuuuuuuuuck...

WHAT THE FUCK. I just took that numbers in the circles test and there's a couple of them I can't make out!! I can't be color blind! That's unpossible!

At 6/12/08 04:12 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: He's not your buddy, friend!

He's not your friend, guy!

Thanks for the update, guys. Since we waited this long and you're doing two mega collabs, I guess it's safe to assume that most of us who have been whining if we got in or not HAVE gotten in but nonetheless...

I WANT YOU TO START NAMING NAMES!

I actually didn't know before. I was making me a dumb newgrounds joke but I read the description again and remembered the flash you were talking about.

voila

we all know. we just don't want to tell you.

it's sooooo obvious.

wowie - "if he says no, she'll think about it." there's your answer, friend. do you really want to be dating a girl who will only hold onto the gifts you buy her until she finds better ones?

this thread is ridiculous. i loves it!

awesome. that's real swell of you. I live in montreal! LET'S GET A POUTINE SOME TIME.

I don't think better choices could have been made. MaestroRage has some great new song in the audio portal every week and there's no need to explain why waterlollies and ng rumble won.

you Have to burn The rope really is clever. glad to see it got the recognition it deserved.

ok nice. I'm going to PM the people who said they'd try. Thanks guys.

I'm in desperate need of a translator. Not the online ones, those translate into japanese words and letters, I need to know how to SAY a few sentences. Can anyone on NG help me translate phonetically?

oh, why is rubberninja such a troublemaker?

Stamper, I'm working on my part right now. It's very original, trust me :)

"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll."

- Shigeru Miyamoto

cool. I wish there was an audio podcast with tom fulp and other staff members. I would PAY to listen to that :)

I don't know if this question has already come up, but I'm not gonna wade through 624 replies to find out.

I have someone who's doing the models for my part of the collaboration and I will be taking care of the animating and background drawings. Is there a way for me to co-author him WITHIN a collab?

Please let me know.

At 4/12/08 02:15 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: I'm no expert, but it's unlikely they would announce the search immediately, they would probably start the search, then make it public.

Newgrounds has no idea, you should know that.

true.

Hey Newgrounds. I'm writing a story and in it, the FBI is looking for a certain person suspected of mass killings. Sounds cliche, I know but I was wondering if anyone here knew how the process works exactly. FBI wanting a suspect that is. Because in the story, the day after they officially start looking for him, he finds out via internet. Is this feasible? Anyone here in law enforcement? I've tried to find good websites on the process but I can't seem to find any.

I have a test in my computer class and my friend told me a question will be: what is the binary code for sigma?

Sigma the symbol sigma: %u2211 Anyone here know?

Help! I'm in Journalism class and I'm supposed to be writing up an interview I conducted with an "Organization that's saving the planet." Naturally, I didn't conduct this interview.

By some freak chance, are any of you part of such an organization?? CAN I INTERVIEW YOU? :O

:D I'm super happy. Now I have to wear a retainer for a year though and it feels reaaally awkward. My teeth also feel really big oddly. Anyone here gone through the whole braces and retainer experience?

At 3/17/08 09:44 PM, STEM wrote: Zoombinis > your shitty games.

OMG I REMEMBER ZOOMBINIS!!!!!!

I think they'll realize what they're doing is dumb. Also, Jane won't go through with it if she doesn't want to. regardless if she has trouble saying no. Perhaps it will all explode in John's face at the last seconds and when the priest asks if there are any objections, you can get up. It'll be a runaway bride moment. DO IT!

I claim copyrights!

Thank you so much Nik :) I will now begin my full-fledged search for a co-author. Payment is definitely a possibility.