At 10/6/09 02:24 PM, Sytze wrote: Attention Guys!
Here is the new photoshop pic (It's me friend Tom-Fulp-Sucks-XD)

Who the fuck said we needed a new pic.

Everyone looks the same as someone else usually in High School. That's why there are cliches.

Fall out boy's old pre-signing stuff was good.

Hope they goto jail and get raped then beaten up for no reason.

At 8/31/09 07:56 PM, SessileNomad wrote: Xenu and the Motherships

been wanting to name a band that forever

Maybe, but there is a song called Lord Xenu

I'm in a band that blah blah tl;dr.

Anyways, I've started a side project that is completely chiptune. (Gameboys, Guitar Hero Controllers, NES' and other such things are programmed used as instruments.)
I need a solid name for the project, what should it be called?
(The only other chiptune band's I've heard are I Fight Dragons, Dungeon Elite, and HTML r00lz)

http://voiceacting.proboards.com/index.c gi?action=display&board=general&thread=1 5969

More information at that site.

I would REALLY like these lines by like 7PM Central August 29th. It's just a really quick script that I want to make a silly animation to about how to text.

Character Descriptions:
Guy 2: Think of a really cheesy Public Service Announcement or How To characters that you would see in Drivers Ed or like an office training video.

Guy 1: See guy two. Until Guy 1 goes crazy, then make it really exaggerated emotions, like way crazy funny exaggeration.

Bland Translator: As monotone as possible, think if microsoft sam was human.

Scene One

Guy 1: Hello, I'm John Jacobs, and I'm going to help you make a leap into the digital age by explaining how to comprehend texting.

(Transitions to Guy 1 and Guy 2 facing eachother.)

Scene Two

Guy 1: Hey there. How are you?

Bland Translator: Sup?

Guy 2: Oh hello! I'm quite smitten at the moment, and yourself?

Bland Translator: N M U? (Read it as letters)

Guy 1: I'm in the same boat, what a riot it is!

Bland Translator: l o l. (read it as letters again)

Guy 2: Hey, do you want to go down to partake in viewing our local sports teams in a social scenario?

Bland Translator: wan go 2 game? r o f l.

Guy 1: (this has to be ridiculous, make it funny.) ARE YOU STUPID I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BY YOUR IDIOTIC AND TRIVIAL INVITATIONS SUCH AS, GOD YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS I COULD KILL YOU (takes out knife)

Guy 2: OH GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE?!

Guy 1: BECAUSE! Just for such an occasion, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, WHERE YOU ASK ME THE DUMBEST THING EVER, I HAVE A KNIFE, I KNIFE (feel free to adlib for a bit at this point.) AHHHHHHH I HATE YOU!

Guy 2: AHH!

Bland Translator: No.

END.

Feel free to do ANY or ALL parts, and send it.

Thanks :D

o i c lol.

I just woke up from like a 5 day coma.

When did the slaves get free?

I hate that band. (woah oh)

At 8/16/09 10:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Boobs are awesome.

you win

Pokemon (TV_Show) > Japan > WW2 > Hitler

I like screamo and all, but that was so fucking terrible I think I got cancer.

sounds gross as hell.

Consumer?

Actually gay people are really fit I hear from tv shows like will and grace.

At 7/27/09 01:00 PM, Eoewe wrote: She deserved such for being a belligerent little shit. The cop was doing his job to subdue an unruly perpetrator.

The cop should be able to subdue her without using a weapon like that so carelessly.

Get a Crate or a Marshall, maybe an orange.

I actually like Attack Attack. Aside from the crab move I think it's really funny looking but the music is cool. Their self titled EP was better though.

At 6/26/09 06:22 PM, loansindi wrote: i only fiddled for a bit before I lost interest, but the first bit (which seemed to be most of the verse too) was kind of a strum of the EAD strings, followed by a hammer on on the A and D, and the high is just an open B and e. The other chord sounds like an A (the one he strums a couple times before repeating the pattern, then holds before he starts singing).

If you really desperately need more of it I guess I can spend a few minutes on it.

Hey dude that would be sweet if you could spend more time on the song I'm really confused on it. And a hammer on on what frets(or notes) on the A and the D strings?

Hey guys, I'm having some difficulty earing out this one song (again.) so maybe you guys could be of so awesome help.

What chords is the guy using?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoBUMFtVN P0

Facebook or Youtube

Well, follow your own rules dude.

"Oh, and no choosing sites which allow people to create mini-sites within them."

You picked Wikipedia. A web encyclopedia that is dependent on people who edit and submit articles (pages, which is then a mini-site) to keep new information. If wikipedia is allowed, then you could pretty much find a website that makes like a billion websites actively submitted updated possible.

I'm only going to be sending info/things to serious programmers. Not to people who want to see it to criticize me some more like half of you condescending pricks.

Most recent offer is at: 190$ with 10% or 200$ flat.

Not sure if I'll take it yet.

At 6/14/09 10:25 AM, Archon68 wrote: Your art really isn't that spectacular. Any programmer could make their own game that looks exactly like that, possibly better, without paying you $200 for crappy art.

I'm not saying it is spectacular or a programmer can't do that. This is just out of convenience, half of the game is done already. And I mean if it's so easy, go paint all these. I'll give you a day, someone who is so fucking condescending must be such an expert at it that it would only take him that long. Hurry, go make it, show me how easy it is.

I'm just waiting for offers and such. (Which I've been recieving, 200$ flat though, I'm waiting for people to start chalking up the percentages too.)

At 6/13/09 10:07 PM, patu1 wrote:

now that is just silly..This topic is pretty silliy but this is a new hight...
if you want someone to buy it post some animation examples...yes i am sure that somone can steal the whole game throgh a little animation preview and bla bla...(that is me telling to cut the crap..)
i don't diss your art or you but don't expect some one to put 200$ 300$ on one image that to tell you the truth doesn't look that great..

Haha. It's cool. I got offers now, and seeing how it's not on one image, it makes more sense to your logic. And yes, you can steal a whole game through animation previews. Google "Swf Decompiler" before you think you're all intelligent saying it's bullshit. Haha, I love ignorant people you guys are just so cute and funny.

At 6/13/09 03:30 PM, atomoxic wrote: I never said the graphics were bad - just the style difference is not good. The game graphics would be worth the $200/$300 if they were animated but just as single graphics they are not to me in my opinion.

Also if someone cant take criticism about their stuff they are not so great to work with. Taking criticism and using it is how things improve.

I dont need to create any graphics to be able to criticise and neither does anyone else. Do you think a food critique is the best chef in the world? I think not.

The style difference is semi-unique, and alot of people liked it. It will also do better performance wise as constant images over images lag compared to vector over images. The animations will be provided as previews to serious bidders by request. There is such a thing as .swf decompiling and I really don't want to risk that.

I take criticism from the people I work with. Not from people who instigate for no reason like you. And no, a food critic isn't the best in the world. But they actually know what they are talking about. Since you have no real comprehension of flash games, don't compare yourself to them.

At 6/12/09 03:41 PM, Dugh wrote: I think 300 bucks is a great prize for such a game.
But you haven't shown any animated samples yet, and it seems to bother alot of people that you didn't.

Thank you, I'll upload animated samples soon

At 6/12/09 02:54 PM, atomoxic wrote: stupid shit

I changed them since I was encouraged to by many people. This isn't textures, this is matte painting. Look it up, though I do use alot of textures as reference.

At 6/12/09 02:08 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: There's no way in hell that those graphics are worth three-hundred dollars. Maybe twenty to fifty, but no way in hell past that. Anyone can find textures on the internet and achieve the same effect (and you don't even have the water or anything animation, so I'm guessing you just masked all the graphics with textures).You also don't have any real animated examples to prove it's really worth that much.

Unless this is one big trolling scenario.

Find these so called textures I used and "mask them" in the way I painted them.

Also, you've created alot of freelance art for games you would know this? Oh wait. Considering how I'm getting constant feedback from admins of Flashgamelicense and people on newgrounds in PM saying how I should charge more and how it's too much of a deal. I really think I'm in the ball park on this :].