To: Bill Clinton

Was the sex worth it?
P.S thanks for NAFTA jerk
PPS COCK JOKE

At 10/9/08 02:26 PM, Pounce wrote: America isn't much better

You should see what the little girls are wearing
Well, what they aren't wearing

oh look what bob's daughter is dressed in this year! shes going as a whore :D

that was awesome of you to help him out. So what if he was lying? he probably wasnt, but even if he was its not wrong. He doesnt have any money or anything and if he has to tell a lie to keep himself alive then let him do it. people need to lighten the fuck up... if a homeless person lies to you or tells you the truth, they still need help and you should give them what you do have since your better off. I give money to any one that asks for it, its just the right thing to do

well that isnt very nice at all

typo there... my friend's dad found the doll

At 10/9/08 05:20 AM, Netting wrote:

At 10/9/08 03:26 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Lion King wants you to have sex.

oh.. what disney movie does not encourage sex?

yeah with names like woody and buzz light year... cheesy porno names. funny related story, My friend finds a woody doll sitting on the ground so he picked it up and gave it to my friend. Dont know why he kept it but me and him were walking around and this older lady that we know came up and said, "hey where'd ya get that woody"? my friend replied "my dad gave it to me" I rofled/loled/lmao'ed/shit bricks... she walked away after she realized what she said

painting. my wife is painting

At 10/9/08 01:46 AM, TheDirtySanchez wrote: Ummm all the Disney sequels to show that
sequels suck more than we could have
ever imagined!

loooooooooooooool. seriously whats up with all of these 2nd and 3rd sequels. Lets take a perfect movie like the lion king and fuck it up by making 3 more.

you know what the hardest thing in the world is? making eye contact with a chick thats wearing a itty bitty top and huge tits....

plant weed in his room and call the cops

At 10/7/08 10:36 PM, edgewalker424 wrote: My professor is from Japan and his English isn't very good. He drew this and I don't understand it. Help me out here NG.

theres only one thing this could mean... he wants butt secks.... and youd better give it to him or you will get an F

At 10/8/08 12:13 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote: Learn to fight so I can wrestle hobos for a can of beans

this is the best idea. It is the only way. WE must learn the way of the hobo fight

At 7/3/08 01:28 AM, g0t wrote:

At 7/3/08 01:26 AM, Dei-Sama wrote: A .. you are gross people.

Is it turning you on, us being nasty and all. Rar.

>:3

turning me on... masturbate gogogogogo

At 10/8/08 02:48 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Everyone knows of the Numa Numa song.

Well I went to my Highschool website and looked at the year I graduated, they had posted the favorite songs and movies of the year I graduated. Cool right?

WRONG.

That's the lamest thing I've ever seen, and it kinda makes me ashamed of graduating that year.

See for yourself.

haha i like how all of the movies are like serious movie titles like capote and brokeback mountain and shit... you know for a fact every kids favorite movie is somewhere along the lines of superbad or scary movie or somthing

k holy crap im just gonna say the pic above.... wow thats fugly

At 10/3/08 02:00 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/2/08 01:29 AM, dySWN wrote:

All it needs now is for President Bush to sign it into law...And you do realize he was the author of the bill...

we are fucked

I would like to be a CMO ( chief marketing officer ) for a large fortune 500 company within the next 10 years and be driving a porsche

this guy has a point... who wants to get with a super skinny chick? Im not saying chubby chicks are hot, but curvy chicks will make you pop a boner like no other. when skinny chicks lose the cloths, it just doesnt look all that great, but when a curvy girl takes it all off shes really got something to show off. My girlfriend is curvy and her body turns me on so fast its ridiculous

a gay guy gave me the double take the other day while i was at work... it was disturbing XD

NG is one of teh best web sites ever created :D

im just gonna say that the 360 is the gayest piece of shit ever made by any company. who the fuck makes a console that has a glitch like the 360's RROD and then releases it to be sold to millions of people? microsoft :D the same people that have been fucking us for years, only now they are fucking us in the console industry. I got a 360 for christmas and its retarded. It hasnt RRoded yet but it freezes all the time. BUY A PS3 and save yourself alot of trouble.... plus Gran Tourismo 5 is on PS3 and it is orgasmic

I cant stop playing counterstrike and surfing the web.... please help me

lol

At 10/3/08 11:48 AM, Lyris5 wrote: Last night I had an unbelievebly hot girl rest her vagina on my nose. What other place gives you such a great feeling of false accomplishment?

you might want to have your face bleached incase of nose herpes D:

My only option was to take it and hope this would go by fast.... About 3 minutes into the rape He was thrusting so hard that It ignited the C4 and explosives inside of my rectum (only about 5 pounds was left.)

im pretty sure 5 lbs of C4 would blow up an entire cell block

At 10/3/08 12:56 PM, nerdking wrote: Well i was at church last Sunday with my girlfriend and she said she was going to step out for some fresh air. well after she didn't come back in like 20 minutes i went out side and saw here making out with some other guy. now im in a great state of depression. what should i do?

k if it was me I would kick his ass and dump her... but dont talk to her about it... just be like I KNOW WHAT YOU DID... then never speak to her again so that she cant clear her conscience

i want to die in a stolen bugatti veyron... flying down a freeway in a huge city being chased by cops with news cameras and everything... when i get up to near light speed, crash into a huge truck that is carrying highly explosive jet fuel

an empty coke can D:
cell phone, Orange Box, head phones, my comp, a huge ass stack of papers, alot of school papers, counterstrike 1.6, 2 class syllibuses, 2 old cell phones that dont work, a wireless router, a gift card from academy, some business cards, a pen and a tissue paper. fuck i need to clean off my desk

working at the car wash was pretty fucking shitty. The managers were idiots, the pay sucked, the schedule was ridiculous and I got 1 day every 2 weeks off. And whats amazing? I stayed there for a year... but I quit without even giving 2 weeks notice

so I know I posted earlier... but I just have to do it again. I hate those posters that say McCain or Obama. So I get home from class today and what is in my yard? a McCain Palin poster. what the fuck? Apparently my grandparents put it there. So now my obama supporting neighbors, whomever they may be, will now hate me