come on guys top gear is the best by far.

idk what you should do but look at it this way... at least she doesnt look like an elephant.

could have been a spider bite... in which case, the bite will become more and more infected until your head falls off. Sucks to be you D:

I would recommend a fleshlight to any guy just because its a good substitute for when your woman isnt in the mood, or is on the rag. Feels way better than a hand so if your gonna fap might as well do it good right?

all the haters are just jellyous because they want one too. lawl :D

make moar boner dollars :D

At 8/30/09 12:42 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Don't you guys love beer?

who the fuck doesnt! bring on the beer

At 8/30/09 01:37 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: I might get one once I get my own address or a po box or something. I herd that they are really hard to clean though. Is this true? Also if you are uncut does your foreskin get in the way?

not that hard to clean... they are so damn stretchy you can turn them almost completely inside out to clean them... just let them air dry. As for shipping, they ship it with ILF industries as the return address so no worries about your parents finding the package and knowing you got a sex toy. Im cut so idk about the foreskin thing but I heard it doesnt make a diff.

At 8/30/09 01:33 AM, nrlegend wrote: You know there are other uses for these forums than telling other people how you get off.

Yeah, but telling other people how you get off is just so popular. I wanna be like the cool kids

oh and I have a girl friend, she was kinda turned on about the idea of me getting one.... is this a bonus?

A fleshlight infact... So, does this make me a no pussy getter or a legendary masturbator king. BTW it feels real nice

Full, natural, Slightly perky DD cups. /boner

p.s. share your favorite beer with me.

Corona

im being serious

wat

people that wont control their fucking stupid children in public
Hypocrites, example: atheists who say they dont hate christians, but always go around starting arguments about how dumb they think christianity is OR christians who go around starting arguments about how dumb they think atheists are... why cant every one shut the fuck up? in the end it makes no difference.
Geo cars
Being broke
Backstabbing friends
Two faced people
The black eyed peas latest album
The fact that motorcycles are very dangerous to ride
4 years of college and still not being done

I think that the amount of praise he is getting is really stupid. I mean I know there are people that have their doubts about whether or not he molested those kids, but come on... He invited them to his house, he played weird ass games with them, he "shared his bed" (as MJ himself admitted) with these kids, and the kids claimed that he was touching them inappropriately. Now, even though there is a small chance that he didnt, the evidence really doesnt look good and the simple fact is, it was really fucking dumb for him to do that even if he WASNT molesting the kids. So why are people so upset?
Bad things: dangling a baby off a balcony Good things: thriller
possibly molesting kids
hideous nose jobs
most music
moar nose jobs

corn dogs rock. There was a girl years ago at a local school who earned the name corn dog after getting a frozen corn dog stuck in her vagina. Apparently she was using the aforementioned corn dog as a masturbatory aid and subsequently failed in achieving orgasm, but was successful in earning a trip to the hospital and a fun nick name like corn dog for the rest of her years in school.

Corn dog = good food
Corn dog = bad dildo

I love that episode of futurama when bender is dressed like a pirate.... when they start getting sucked into a black hole (or whatever happened i dont remember) bender says: Aaaarg the laws of science be a harsh mistress. Just made me laugh for some reason

try the help/faq link nubcake :P

oh I do like this thread...

lets see...
When im learning a new song to play on the guitar and it finally goes perfect.
The good feeling you get when you give a homeless person money or buy food for some one thats broke.
When my girlfriend, out of the blue, hugs me tight and says how much she loves me.
When I get complimented for my personality.
When a friend comes back home after being gone for months.

finish the NG chat which has been "comming soon" for 2.5 eternities

At 5/24/09 04:18 AM, 2hot2rock wrote: haha, 13 an already dragging. damn im good, didnt cough it up like a pussy either. it tastes like shit but its worth it. i consider smoking a pretty masculene thing.

so tell me, when did you have your first? ;)

My grampa started smoking when he was 15... now he has cancer and is pissing blood. Enjoy your cancer!

At 5/23/09 10:06 PM, Pounce wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/05 /22/new.zealand.millionaires.hunt/index.
html

Why can't shit like this ever happen to me?

You withdraw $6,000. Bank gives you $6,000,000.
What do you do?

Jizz... in... my pants!

why dont you just give him a blowjob instead of trying to suck up so hard with a picture

get a job... It kills time and makes money. If your too young to get a job, read a book and learn somthing

I know we had a spore creatures thread, but how about a thread with anything youve made in spore? Post your best spore creations :D

MLIA. MLIA

also

I went to work. Now im home. MLIA

At 1/27/09 01:32 AM, Jercurpac wrote: Michael J. Fox dances to KC and the Sunshine Band's Shake Your Booty, all the time, whether the song is playing or not. Because of the Parkinson's.

Win

I put "Japanese is a weird fucking language" into the translator and I got back: %u5909%u306A%u65E5%u672C%u8A9Efucking%u8 A00%u8A9E%u3067%u3059

lol There is no japanese word for fuck

At 5/23/09 07:30 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: Clean your 'pipe'.

I can't clean my 'pipe'. A friend is borrowing it right now.

How is some one borrowing your vagina?