At 11/22/09 12:05 PM, Warrickneff wrote:

At 11/20/09 04:27 PM, Adio wrote: I live in Arkansas. Not far from where I am, there's a military base known as the Pine Bluff Arsenal.

Realistically, nothing will ever happen at Arkansas, but we all like to make our own lives a little more interesting I suppose :)

You don't know what I know about the Arsenal here. It may not have a KNOWN nuclear installation. My grandfather was the head of the arsenal's somethingoranother division. It was underground, and I know for a fact that there was some sort of nuclear and/or biological shit going on.

He got sick, really bad after coming home from work one day. Grandma took him to the hospital, and they turned him away, telling my grandma to go to the infirmary at the arsenal. He was kept there for two months. Not long after he got back, my mother was concieved.

My grandpa and mother both died of the same kind of cancer.

You be the judge of whether Pine Bluff had some secret shit going on during the Cold War. I don't doubt it a bit.

At 11/21/09 01:32 PM, IronMaiden69 wrote: My advice is: Dont be so fucking cheap, Buy a real guitar

This.

At 11/20/09 07:34 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I recommend going to a proper guitar shop, trying the different types and seeing what works best.

And this.

If you're playing rock music, Fender is a good choice. PRS is good as well, as are some Schecters.

If you're on a tight budget, look up Rondo music. They have decent guitars for dirt cheap.

moot_trolling_vampires.jpg

A troll is someone who says or does something to get a negative reaction from someone.

Weezer is best.

And Storage.

Why the fuck is this so funny?

Where I'm from, if it's a carbonated liquid, it's coke.

Dice.

All shapes and sizes. I want to bathe in them one day.

At 11/20/09 11:17 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What's next a church for swingers?

I think they call that a lounge bar.

At 11/20/09 10:34 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote:

At 11/20/09 09:13 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Record by Propellerhead software works Great. It's like 300 dollars but it's a good software.

Thats what they told me about flash mx i ended up stealing it =D

You know how they say that it's only a crime if you get caught?

Well, what you just did is like stealing a car, driving to the police station, and going "Hey, I stole this! Pretty cool, huh?"

And then you go to jail.

I say 'Shit', 'Damn' and 'Asshole' a lot around my family. Then again, most of my family does the same. Only thing I try not to say out loud is 'Fuck', not sure why, though.

Hmmm...

At 11/20/09 09:08 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: It's Friday, and you are alone.

Yep

Most of your friends are either working or being anti-social.

Sounds about right,

You have two friends that want to hang out. One friend lives on the other end of town.

Mhmm.

Usually, you would pick them up, but your truck is broken and it's winter, so you can't bike.

Don't drive.

Even if you got to them/they got to you, what would you do?

Don't really know.

You have no money, because you are saving up to fix your truck.

More like, saving up for a drum set.

You sit at home, alone, waiting for your other friend to come over when they finish work.

No I don't. I go to bed because I feel ill.

Now what?

I throw up and go lay down.

Well, you can buy a physical voice processor. Hell, a guitar pedal will do nicely. You just need the proper adapters and such.

In terms of software, you could try a digital guitar pedal software thing. GIve this a shot. No idea how good it is, but it's worth looking at.

Amplitube is a proper guitar effect software. It's what I use. Pretty expensive though. I managed to get a serial key from my friend who won it at some contest. It's good shit, though.

At 11/20/09 04:29 PM, physicsman09 wrote: I think you should educate yourself on how nuclear material is stored.

You should educate yourself, that back in the earlier days of nuclear material, the precautions weren't as strict as they are now. Plus, accidents happen.

Also, learn to take a joke :|

I live in Arkansas. Not far from where I am, there's a military base known as the Pine Bluff Arsenal.

My grandfather was the head honcho in charge of this place from the 50s to the 80s. He died from Lymphotic cancer, as did my Mother. I'm probably going to get it as well, but whatever.

My point is... One day, something is going to go wrong at that plant, and shit is going to go down. Think Chernobyl, but with rednecks involved.

When that day comes, and I'm one of the last alive, do you know what I will say?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Oh, another one in Arkansas.

Dickey Junction. Often called "Dick's Junction" by locals.

And then, there's the town I live in. Pine Bluff. Nothing funny about the name, but holy fuck, it sucks here.

At 11/20/09 02:47 PM, Elios wrote: "Pansy" - Arkansas

I can confirm this. I live in Arkansas.

Granted, it's a pretty small town, and even people who live here have never heard of it.

He has 15 servings of pussy at every meal.

Well, if price is an issue, you can find older copies of Flash for pretty cheap on eBay and all that.

I use Flash 8, which I bought a serial key for. It was 20-30 dollars, if I remember right. I might have just caught a deal, but it's worth looking in to.

Looks like Cornbread.

A band that you need to give a listen to.

The link above is a playlist I made. (I uploaded the videos as well)

They're a hard genre to describe. Doom/power/folk metal. I don't know what the fuck I'm listening to, but I like it. Give them a listen.

At 11/18/09 06:04 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Holy shit...

Yeah, this is it. No idea how I fucked the link up like that.

At 11/18/09 06:06 AM, Polonium wrote: tweaking your personal settings into something mildly witty isn't fucking up your facebook

do something reasonably shocking or don't do it at all

May I see your accreditation? You know, for being the person who thinks their opinion is law?

Oh never mind, you're so well versed in the subject, I should have known right away.

At 11/18/09 05:27 AM, Fim wrote: I suggest you put

"Religious Views: no muslims"

this will ensure the lols

I'm trying my hardest to not offend anyone. I don't really give a fuck if I do, but my family will.

At 11/18/09 05:16 AM, Fim wrote: you know you can disable those farmville notifications right?

Still doesn't stop the mass of my 'friends' (read: people I barely knew in school, and never talk to) from being unable to type properly, and talk about the most meaningless shit.

Otherwise known as 'Mass: We Pray'

Coming Easter '10.

Now you can play with an awkward controller and be religious at the same time!

Or rather, we?

I'm giving you the oppurtunity to help me destroy my Facebook. I'm going to make a new one, so I can re-add the people who don't spam my news feed with fucking FARMVILLE.

Here's an example. I won't change my name or picture, but I will write all kinds of silly (read: Silly, not profane) things on my information and status.

Will also write the names of the users with good additions in my quotes. 10PM tomorrow, the account I'm doing this on will be locked/deleted/whatever.

Use your imagination!

Here's what I have so far.

At 11/17/09 06:16 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I see not one shred of resemblance between you two, I'm sorry. I don't really look like anybody famous, just like that one guy.

I don't think I look like him either. No idea why anyone does.

Should just take the punishment.