At 1/28/06 03:05 AM, Parrallel_Falcon wrote:

At 1/28/06 03:02 AM, Twerpo wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:55 AM, kevinvvfry wrote: bump

stop fucking triple posting. Actually, get off of newgrounds, 8 year olds are too young to be on the internet. It will scar you forever. Get the fuck off my internet.

You can't own the interweb,Chuck Norris already owns it.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books....he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

What an evil kevinvvfry!!

At 1/28/06 04:08 AM, iscRulz wrote:

At 1/28/06 02:02 AM, Inu-Yasha88 wrote: Hey they better get there own channell. That will be sweet!

It will fail. Nobody wants to watch inuyasha repeats 3 time a day. And family guy and futurama will be replayed 5 times and finally boondock will be sullied from excessive re-runs,

Yes, as it is, there's not enough programming to be able to fit an entire channel

A lot of dirty dealing and oral pleasure for Tom Fulp

Adult swim is awesome... but too much adult swim would be bad.

It's liek DBZ... DBZ was awesome when it first came out... but after you spent 4 months watching people fight one battle and waiting for Namek to "explode any minute" you start thinking... ok, when the fuck is this series goign to end.

All good things in moderation

Every six months or so i wander over to Newgrounds... today i was pleasently surprised.

Apparently at some point my video Vladmir Putin Attacks was put into the politics collection.

That makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I know i say this a lot... but yes I am working on some new videos... i actually have about 20 seconds of some seriously kick-ass frame-by-frame animation. Unfortunatly, i'm so ADD that i start working on things, then forget about then 2 days later and then don't think about them for like a year.

Of course I could always go back to what i'm famous for... making shitty stupid movies in 5 minutes and submitted a half a dozen of them each day.

Newgrounds has like 40 mods.... is that really neccisary. For fuck sake, there's at least half a dozen mods on right now. I don't like mods, people should be able to post whatever they want. Most of the time mods just lock topic and ban people for completely pointless, and random reasons.

Watch this topic get locked... for what, my I ask? Mod slander? I got 5 bucks saying this topic gets locked.

People eitehr love this, or hate it becasue they have a boner for Terry Schiavo

Terry Shiavo Simulator 3010

At 3/16/05 07:00 PM, mav3 wrote: yes but not all vegiterian warheros, who dont smaoke and hardly sdrink and have never cheated on their wife cum from german and hate jews and gays.

and not all pregnant women with syphilis who have 8kids 3 deaf 2 blind and 1 mentaly retarded give birth to world fmous composers

You're absolutly right... but some do

At 3/16/05 06:58 PM, _matt_ wrote:

At 3/16/05 06:56 PM, Adam_Z wrote: If you know me, please let me know what your name USED TO be, so i can figure out who the heck you people are

I doubt you even know me, but my original username was mack8354, and then a bunch of other random crap but I have stuck this one for about half a year now :|

nah, i only remember a few people... i liek to keep things simple, any site i sign up for, my name is AdamZ, Adam_Z, or AdamZivojnovich

Yes

I noticed when i came back, that a lot of people remember me, but i don't know who the fuck you people are... lol. It seems like every single person on newground decided to change thier account name except me.

You have no identity on the the internet, your name is your identity.

If you know me, please let me know what your name USED TO be, so i can figure out who the heck you people are

(i got this from one of my friends on myspace.com)

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

---------------------------------------- ------

Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

a couple months ago i seen a guy who's truck had like a dozen on it....... he must really support the troops... lol

At 3/15/05 08:57 PM, mrcheeeze wrote: Who has the lowest batting average on NG?
It's probably x-naut

F+... ever i have betetr rating then that, and people fucking hate me, lol

Thanks Elfer! You've once again given my life meaning!

At 3/16/05 01:25 AM, Captain_Bob wrote: lols you're posting again?

At least for a little bit... until i get banned again, lol

At 3/15/05 06:10 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: If his life depended on it, or if he lives, he would be extremely crippled.

Would you do it? This is assuming that your best friend is the same gender as you.

I'd do it, there's no way I could live without Tommy, he's very muscular too, so it wouldn't be TOO bad, stilll icky.

But, would you come through for your friend?

I bang my best friend for fun anyway, his life doesn't need to be in danger

Yes

My gf broke up with me a few weeks ago after i told her I fucked my ex-gf behind her back when i was visiting her in Madison. Do you think she will ever forgive me and take me back so we can rekindle our defouled relationship?

Yah, at the moment i'm back to whore out THE SHOW... you shoudl at least watch "Why I hate christmas Vacation" that one is hilarious and very well edited

Next week the second episode of THE SHOW is going to hitting Dubuque Cable Access TV. For those of you who havn't seen it, THE SHOW is a half-hour long sketch comedy show. I just joined the cast and i will be involved in all the future episodes.
I'll let you guys know the times it will be aired. We'll post the Second episode online in a few days, as soon as we finish the editing.

Here are 2 of the skits that i'm in... (I'm also in the intros and some other stuff, but that's not on the web version yet)

KMFDM music video
http://beancycle.dsskcorp.com/finishedkmfdmvideo.wmv

Why I hate Christmas Vacation
http://beancycle.dsskcorp.com/lustygnomewebedit.wmv
based off my poem http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15250294/

This is one of the coolest music videos i've ever seen...

Total Eclipse of Heart Video
http://beancycle.dsskcorp.com/totaleclipsevideoshrunk.wmv

In case you missed it... here was teh first episode... of course, watching this one is optional since i'm not in it... Episode 2 is 10000000000000X better

The Show Episode 1
http://beancycle.dsskcorp.com/theshowep01.wmv

To promote the show the first 50 people who email ihatetheshow@aol.com get a free THE SHOW sticker and button

BACKMELEE>VICTORYHUMP

HES GOT A SIGN< LOLOOLL!

At 3/8/05 09:20 PM, General_Vampire wrote: Wow there are some real issues there.

haha, i get that a lot :P

At 3/8/05 09:10 PM, Dizfunktion wrote:

9.) We'll always have November 9th :)

OMG HALO 2 OMG OMG CRAPPY SEQUAL THAT WASNT AS GOOD OMG OMG

pssshh, no way, Halo 2 pwns... don't get me started

I went to "Midnight madness" on november 9th dressed up as a Xbox, and brought my halo action figures and made them do little skits for everyone there.
That might give you an idea of the kind of hardcore geek/complete dumbass i am, lol

At 3/8/05 09:01 PM, Lilj wrote: You dont need a girlfriend to get some, enless your extremely ugly. So what will it be?

Fortunatly, i'm not extremely ugly

Add some flashy lights, naked women, and blood spray, and maybe some poeple kung-fu fighting in slow motion

lol, it's great to back on newgrounds, i forgot what how great it felt to be insulted constantly by random people on the internet, thanks guys! :D