Well, you were right when you said newgrounds has no sympathy for idiots.

That's all I really need to say at this point in time.

i like this song

[Frontier Psychiatrist], by NickJS Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

Maybe he gives you a hard time because you care so much when he does?

Seriously man people act the way they do to get your attention. If you stopped caring how much of a prick your dad was, he'd stop.

Also why would you care if you get an adult ticket or not (see I can tell your dad is just trying to fuck with you) it's the same goddamn movie. He still loves you he's just giving you a hard time because you respond so negatively to his shenanigans and he feeds off of it.

He needs to grow up and you need to get a clue.

Do you like me?

This is a serious question.

Yeah it's selfish, but excluding the sob stories now...

Think about what it was like when you could knock up a girl, laugh about it, then go to the next.

Because I sure as hell would do that every day if I could.

At 11/12/09 08:25 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Posting a link to a shock site saying, "Gross!!! This was horrible" is the same as saying:

Hey guys, I made this drink out of my own fecal matter. Its absolutely horrid. I know because it came out of my ass and I drank it. However, I think you should all try it.

If someone drank a beverage i created with my own fecal matter it would be the most horrifyingly awesome thing that has ever happened in the history of forever.

I'm not asking you to do my homework, first of all. Just help me settle on what I'm going to do my homework about. I have to write a five paged paper. It's a research project where I have to come up with a question that relates to psychology. Then I have to research the question and answer the question.

I need help coming up with the question. )=

I was working on the topic of relationships for a few days and even had surveys to hand out to people asking what they looked for in a partner and in a relationship when I realized that I didn't even have a question I was asking I was just collecting useless information.

I've came up with alot of questions. And even some that related to the information that I had already collected just so it wouldn't seem like i was starting from scratch. Such as "Are what average people want in a partner and what scientific research says average people want in a partner the same or is there a big difference."

I didn't end up going with the above one because it seemed boring to me. Do any of you wonderful minds have any ideas on what questions I should answer? You can even post retarded ideas in here trying to be funny such as "Do girls poop?" because it will still make my mind delve off into different categories. I just need to come into class with some progress today or I'm going to get bitch slapped. I have a blank mind at the moment.

I need to discover a breakthrough! Or at least something interesting. That has to do with the way the human mind thinks.

At 11/9/09 11:32 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I have a high immune system, so I don't need it :P

Read this:

The 1918 flu pandemic (commonly referred to as the Spanish Flu) was an influenza pandemic that spread to nearly every part of the world. It was caused by an unusually virulent and deadly influenza A virus strain of subtype H1N1.

Scientists have used tissue samples from frozen victims to reproduce the virus for study. Given the strain's extreme virulence there has been controversy regarding the wisdom of such research. Among the conclusions of this research is that the virus kills via a cytokine storm (overreaction of the body's immune system) which explains its unusually severe nature and the concentrated age profile of its victims. The strong immune systems of young adults ravaged the body, whereas the weaker immune systems of children and middle-aged adults caused fewer deaths.

1918 flu pandemic

At 11/10/09 01:34 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: Today i was walking up stairs to my brothers room and the door was shut and i knocked a few times. he didn't hear me so i knew he had is headphones on so i walked in and he was spanking the monkey on the bed. i turned around and left the room a.s.a.p. and he did not notice me walking in on him. i need help to get the awkwardness out of my mind. im 14 and he is 16. i am also a dude just in case you need to know. i know its natural but its just awkward and i cant look at him any more. dont forget he dose not know yet. please help me

I had the same problem when I heard my parents fucking in the bed when I was a little kid. You'll eventually get older and your perceptions on a lot of things will change. It's really not a big deal. Everyone and their mom's masterbate. Don't talk to him about it that would make him think your gay and akward. Just understand that there's nothing abnormal about it.

Those guy mutilate they're genitals for attention and I will not buy into it.

Someone put catnip on their balls and weiner and go sit in an alley in new york.

Or put a big mac on your genitals and go sit outside of weight watchers.

Be smart about your shit stop getting played. Be cynical.

Quit trying to marry bitches no real man wants to get married until they're too ugly to chalk it up anymore.

You are special, don't worry.

I've always loved you.

I think you are very creative and artistic.

you shoulda put x=3 dumbass

The christian's are becoming desperate. They're more like a cult now that there's only like 5 or 6 of them left.

At 11/8/09 07:57 PM, Tramps wrote: What do I do? Do I put the balls in as well and go literally balls deep? I'm really confused.

Oh, and when you eat a girl out, does it hurt them? I mean, does it grow back? I don't want a girl with a disfigured snatch.

Well in my humble honest opinion, the only thing making a "date" for sex is going to do is going to make it extremely akward and unpleasant.

At 11/9/09 09:18 AM, Acid wrote:

At 11/9/09 09:12 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Bullshit

Nice link, try to read the page next time.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

At 11/9/09 09:12 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Bullshit

Nice link, try to read the page next time.

I read in the rule book that you have to be at least 14 to smoke a blunt.

You're fucked.

At 11/9/09 07:58 AM, Dingbat2212 wrote: seriously don't get it. There is a massive amount of mercury, a substance that contribute to MS and it also has a substance that may or may not stop women from reproducing, so when this is over half of North America can't reproduce.

Get real. The mercury in it is "thimerasol." (approximately 49% mercury by weight, totally not mercury)

It's in all flu shots.

And there are pro's and con's to the mercury. It's not just in there for shits and gigs, quit scaring people. (or yourself)

I think someone needs attention! =)

You could do strenuous exercise to release endorphins. That would wake you up and make you feel powerful and in control.

The more strenuous the more endorphins.

Plus it's all natural.

I'm gonna go do it right now I've been up all night

I noticed that the actual news clip said nothing about H1N1

It said "a flu shot"

also comment

here - flu shots aren't available until Oct/Nov...what seasonal flu%uFEFF shot did she get in August?

AND THERE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING RETARDED AND DYSTONIA

PLZ QFFT

The wikipedia quotes:

Dystonia is a neurological movement disorder in which sustained muscle contractions cause twisting and repetitive movements or abnormal postures. The disorder may be inherited or caused by other factors such as birth-related or other physical trauma, infection, poisoning (e.g. lead poisoning) or reaction to drugs, particularly neuroleptics.

The causes of dystonia are not yet known or understood

Basically saying that dystonia caused by the use of drugs (which would include a vaccine) is not new? I'd say so!

I noticed that the actual news clip said nothing about H1N1

It said "a flu shot"

also comment

here - flu shots aren't available until Oct/Nov...what seasonal flu%uFEFF shot did she get in August?

At 11/1/09 08:52 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:

At 11/1/09 08:49 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'm not retarded, or cool. I smoke because I am addicted.

And why did you start?

Beacause you thought it'd be cool.

No I started because my best friend used to smoke when I was 15. The kid would not shut the fuck up about it, or stop trying to get me to do it.

But at least I ended up way cooler than any non smoker. That's for god damn sure.

And fuck you, you little inbred bastard. Who are you to try and rub your fallacious wisdom all up in my forums?

Just never make fun of a bitches nose or you finna get stuck and laid out right there on the spot.

I'm not going to your funeral.

What is a good starting line for approaching females you've never met at the mall that you likely want to bang besides "hey."

That's why I don't lend morons money, or front money to anyone. Unless they aren't a trashy fuck and they have a good reason for needing money. IE not drugs

I bought a drunk girl food on friday because she fell down the stairs and was puking.

Hey you should quote people so we know who you are talking to.

I can't fucking stand youtube conspiracy theorists.

At 10/24/09 12:36 AM, yourpaltalkbuddy wrote:

At 10/24/09 12:34 AM, 95688kage wrote: Because the country of mexico shares a border diectly south of th US. Duh.

well... there are also illegals that are Salvadoran, Guatemalan, Chinese, Indian, Filpino etc.

Okay? Point? There's not nearly as many.