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Author Search Results: 'Acid'

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Topic: Newgrounds...

Posted: 10/07/08 12:36 AM

Forum: General

I saw a douchebag wearing one at sonic.


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Topic: Give me presents.

Posted: 10/06/08 02:20 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/08 02:13 AM, Acid wrote: Why are you openly admitting that you're a jew and bragging about your dad wanting to buy you presents?
Not bragging about him wanting to buy me presents, also not blatantly flaring IM A JEW IM A JEW. My dad's a jew, my mother and I are atheist anyway.

Well that's better. Atheism is the only -ism, period.

Does your dad feed you motza balls and make you say mushuguna when you take pictures?


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Topic: Rate my website layout newgrounds

Posted: 10/06/08 02:15 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/08 02:14 AM, TheWingMan wrote: oh yea well rate my website
www.justin.com

0/10
For no content, layout, or point.

+1
For saying hi to me.

1/10


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Topic: Give me presents.

Posted: 10/06/08 02:13 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/08 02:05 AM, GenericName54 wrote: Or much rather, things to get as presents. With my birthday and Hanukkah coming up, my dad wants to give me alot of presents. But I've run out of things to request. Thus, I need your help. Give me links to places I can buy figurines of anime or video game characters.
And don't get me wrong, my dad WANTS to buy me alot of things.

Why are you openly admitting that you're a jew and bragging about your dad wanting to buy you presents?

DO YOU WANT OVEN JOKES?

DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO MAKE FUN OF YOUR JEWISH HERITAGE?

Maybe in 5 years for you bar-mitzvah (I'm not jewish and I know I spelled it wrong. So don't tell me I did) you'll realize how dumb you sound to your peers.


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Topic: Rate my website layout newgrounds

Posted: 10/06/08 02:04 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/08 01:50 AM, SovietKitten wrote:
At 10/6/08 01:48 AM, Acid wrote: I find it to be pretty horrible.

Not to be a dick, because I don't want to come off that way, just a brutally honest critic.
can I get a reason why?

If you're going to make an entirely flash website for a portfolio, don't make a flash into a full layout. Make it into a minimalistic flash that fits into a browser and plays some catchy music. A flash that's not too huge (but big enough) and stay in the middle of the screen. Those are always the best flash sites.

The only "all flash" sites that can pull off a full length layout are teams of professionals like http://www.2advanced.com

If you want a full length layout use photoshop and splice all the images to fit into tables. The easiest way to learn how to make a good full length layout without extensive knowledge of html would be to use dreamweaver.

The layout itself was bad because it looks like it was put together in a few hours with no care. Your buttons are messed up and one of them is newgrounds. It's ok to be a fan of newgrounds and add a link to affiliate it to your website but don't make it a huge button beside your main links. Your website is about YOU not NEWGROUNDS.

The layout has a bad color scheme. It's spaced around bad. It has extremely loud noises. Especially that add. The text you added on the left is messed up.

I think the worst problem you'll find with your website is updating it. Pretty soon your joy of updating your baby will dissapate because you'll find that it takes way too long to update.

Your splash is lame I waited for it and got nothing good out of it. It's a white bg flash on a white background so that spaceship thing get cut off from the bottom of the flash and the top of the flash.

Portfolios are always fun to make though, I don't mean to hit you like a train with reality BUT YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS MAN. NO OFFENSE


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Topic: Rate my website layout newgrounds

Posted: 10/06/08 01:48 AM

Forum: General

I find it to be pretty horrible.

Not to be a dick, because I don't want to come off that way, just a brutally honest critic.


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Topic: Marijuana Cures Cancer

Posted: 10/06/08 01:13 AM

Forum: General

At 10/5/08 10:26 PM, ArykSB wrote: So, marijuana causes cancerand cures it? Well then.

Burning and inhaling any material can INCREASE YOUR RISK for lung cancer. DO NOT single out the burning and inhaling of cannabis. You sound like a fucking moron.


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Topic: Is it rape?

Posted: 10/06/08 01:06 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/08 01:03 AM, fli wrote: Without consent, then it is rape.
If ANY person says no... but you force them to comply by any means, then it's rape.

Except on backwards day.

You don't know how many times I've avoided rape charges by claiming that I thought it was backwards day.


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Topic: Official Myspace List!

Posted: 10/05/08 03:33 PM

Forum: General

I had one, but my baby's mama made me delete it because i was talking to other girls.

I only added real freinds though. Why would you want to add newgrounds people it's a waste of time and most of us on here are weirdo chronic masterbators anyways.


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Topic: Treasure Hunt 2008!

Posted: 10/05/08 02:43 AM

Forum: NG News


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Topic: Luckiest throw and catch ever

Posted: 10/05/08 01:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/5/08 01:50 AM, Rig wrote: Oooh! In the cafeteria, some guys were stacking their stackable plastic cups up as high as they could. I threw a muffin at it from 4 tables away, thinking it would miss, but it hit it square in the middle and collapsed, spilling coke everywhere.

Another guy saw what I did and gave me a quarter.

This story was incredibly awesome because it involved you using a muffin as a WMD.


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Topic: Make fun of other NG members

Posted: 10/04/08 01:40 AM

Forum: General

At 9/27/08 03:12 AM, Rig wrote: Catoblepas = Cunt-over-pus, amirite

i hope i'm right :(

Fuckin' Piglol moderators.


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Topic: school lunch ladies piss me off

Posted: 10/04/08 01:33 AM

Forum: General

One time one of my lunch ladies' big hairy moles fell into my soup.

She made me eat it in front of her.


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Topic: I'm fucked.

Posted: 10/04/08 01:30 AM

Forum: General

fuck it. ain't no bitch worth 300$

tell her mom to prove it in court.


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Topic: getting your shit back; do it

Posted: 10/02/08 02:33 AM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:37 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I don't care if my shit gets stolen. I flush it down the toilet anyway.

No offense, but that was probably the most immature thing I've seen anyone say all day.


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Topic: Moving out.

Posted: 10/02/08 02:31 AM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 02:26 AM, Night-Ranger wrote: Desperate I know... And yeah it's pretty cheap. What is the average rent $$$ where you live?

My gf pays $800p/m

An apartment, really nice


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Topic: What can we all agree on?

Posted: 10/02/08 02:10 AM

Forum: General

To disagree?


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Topic: Most Painfull Way To Die

Posted: 10/02/08 12:39 AM

Forum: General

At 10/2/08 12:04 AM, zalecot wrote: to be beaten to death with nothing but a stuffed animal....

I hate how I think the most rediculous stuff is hilarious.


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Topic: Transcendent love smoking cannabis

Posted: 10/02/08 12:35 AM

Forum: General

I stopped smoking weed because I cheated on my girlfriend when I was high.


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Topic: Why Cant You Get Laid

Posted: 09/29/08 03:17 PM

Forum: General

At 9/29/08 03:13 PM, Sekhem wrote: I made a flash about this once, you should watch it.

Why did you link that piece of shit. I watched the whole thing hoping that spanish crap was just the intro.


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Topic: I drove right by a major drug bust.

Posted: 09/29/08 03:13 PM

Forum: General

I've heard of semi's getting pulled over with tons of drugs. That's a major drug bust.

But seeing how your story involved a black man, i'd say it was crack or ice, not coke.


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Topic: I drove right by a major drug bust.

Posted: 09/29/08 03:09 PM

Forum: General

Does this make you feel important?


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Topic: drug free is the way to be

Posted: 09/16/08 07:34 PM

Forum: General

shaking your head kills brain cells.

so maybe if you don't move for the rest of your life you will be even healthier!


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Topic: Who cares, not us!

Posted: 09/16/08 04:58 PM

Forum: Politics

At 9/16/08 04:18 PM, Jezuz wrote: Hartford, Connecticut has more shootings than most Iraqi cities every day, but most of you probably have never even heard of the city.

Hartford is the capital of connecticut.

Are you calling most of us idiots?


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Topic: If you were President...

Posted: 09/16/08 04:56 PM

Forum: Politics

At 9/16/08 03:34 PM, Spongebob007 wrote: If you happened to win the Election. what would you do to help USA?

Bring back slavery.

Only this time, to fat white women.


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Topic: What's that in front of my face?

Posted: 09/12/08 01:56 AM

Forum: General

Get naked.


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Topic: Why is McCain as popular as he is?

Posted: 09/12/08 01:53 AM

Forum: Politics

btw I just visited the Republican office in omaha and the democratic office today in omaha, and had some fat republican tell me why I should vote for mccain, and congressman Jim Esch's dad told us why I should vote for obama.

Jim Esch's dad had one leg. That's all I could focus on. ADD...


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Topic: I'm a moron, but I get to vote

Posted: 09/12/08 01:50 AM

Forum: Politics

At 9/11/08 04:48 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Well you've already admitted that you're a moron, so chances are you will be voting for McCain.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did it for the lulz.

That was uncalled for, DirtySyko.


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Topic: Noticed these in supermarkets, yet?

Posted: 09/12/08 01:48 AM

Forum: General

At 8/4/08 05:06 AM, Zune wrote: ive actully done something like that but it was jacking off with ky warming gel with my balls in a bowl of cold water >=3

warmin the burgers and loadin sum porn rite now. ill post after im done ;]

There are some weird ass motherfuckers on this website.

wait a second.....


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Topic: This is an actual news article.

Posted: 09/12/08 01:36 AM

Forum: General

<3 cockbergs


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