At 11/9/09 11:32 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I have a high immune system, so I don't need it :P

Read this:

The 1918 flu pandemic (commonly referred to as the Spanish Flu) was an influenza pandemic that spread to nearly every part of the world. It was caused by an unusually virulent and deadly influenza A virus strain of subtype H1N1.

Scientists have used tissue samples from frozen victims to reproduce the virus for study. Given the strain's extreme virulence there has been controversy regarding the wisdom of such research. Among the conclusions of this research is that the virus kills via a cytokine storm (overreaction of the body's immune system) which explains its unusually severe nature and the concentrated age profile of its victims. The strong immune systems of young adults ravaged the body, whereas the weaker immune systems of children and middle-aged adults caused fewer deaths.

1918 flu pandemic

At 11/10/09 01:34 AM, Saint-Pig wrote: Today i was walking up stairs to my brothers room and the door was shut and i knocked a few times. he didn't hear me so i knew he had is headphones on so i walked in and he was spanking the monkey on the bed. i turned around and left the room a.s.a.p. and he did not notice me walking in on him. i need help to get the awkwardness out of my mind. im 14 and he is 16. i am also a dude just in case you need to know. i know its natural but its just awkward and i cant look at him any more. dont forget he dose not know yet. please help me

I had the same problem when I heard my parents fucking in the bed when I was a little kid. You'll eventually get older and your perceptions on a lot of things will change. It's really not a big deal. Everyone and their mom's masterbate. Don't talk to him about it that would make him think your gay and akward. Just understand that there's nothing abnormal about it.

Those guy mutilate they're genitals for attention and I will not buy into it.

Someone put catnip on their balls and weiner and go sit in an alley in new york.

Or put a big mac on your genitals and go sit outside of weight watchers.

Be smart about your shit stop getting played. Be cynical.

Quit trying to marry bitches no real man wants to get married until they're too ugly to chalk it up anymore.

You are special, don't worry.

I've always loved you.

I think you are very creative and artistic.

you shoulda put x=3 dumbass

The christian's are becoming desperate. They're more like a cult now that there's only like 5 or 6 of them left.

At 11/8/09 07:57 PM, Tramps wrote: What do I do? Do I put the balls in as well and go literally balls deep? I'm really confused.

Oh, and when you eat a girl out, does it hurt them? I mean, does it grow back? I don't want a girl with a disfigured snatch.

Well in my humble honest opinion, the only thing making a "date" for sex is going to do is going to make it extremely akward and unpleasant.

At 11/9/09 09:18 AM, Acid wrote:

At 11/9/09 09:12 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Bullshit

Nice link, try to read the page next time.

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

At 11/9/09 09:12 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Bullshit

Nice link, try to read the page next time.

I read in the rule book that you have to be at least 14 to smoke a blunt.

You're fucked.

At 11/9/09 07:58 AM, Dingbat2212 wrote: seriously don't get it. There is a massive amount of mercury, a substance that contribute to MS and it also has a substance that may or may not stop women from reproducing, so when this is over half of North America can't reproduce.

Get real. The mercury in it is "thimerasol." (approximately 49% mercury by weight, totally not mercury)

It's in all flu shots.

And there are pro's and con's to the mercury. It's not just in there for shits and gigs, quit scaring people. (or yourself)

I think someone needs attention! =)

You could do strenuous exercise to release endorphins. That would wake you up and make you feel powerful and in control.

The more strenuous the more endorphins.

Plus it's all natural.

I'm gonna go do it right now I've been up all night

I noticed that the actual news clip said nothing about H1N1

It said "a flu shot"

also comment

here - flu shots aren't available until Oct/Nov...what seasonal flu%uFEFF shot did she get in August?

AND THERE IS A FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING RETARDED AND DYSTONIA

PLZ QFFT

The wikipedia quotes:

Dystonia is a neurological movement disorder in which sustained muscle contractions cause twisting and repetitive movements or abnormal postures. The disorder may be inherited or caused by other factors such as birth-related or other physical trauma, infection, poisoning (e.g. lead poisoning) or reaction to drugs, particularly neuroleptics.

The causes of dystonia are not yet known or understood

Basically saying that dystonia caused by the use of drugs (which would include a vaccine) is not new? I'd say so!

I noticed that the actual news clip said nothing about H1N1

It said "a flu shot"

also comment

here - flu shots aren't available until Oct/Nov...what seasonal flu%uFEFF shot did she get in August?

At 11/1/09 08:52 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:

At 11/1/09 08:49 PM, EpicFail wrote: I'm not retarded, or cool. I smoke because I am addicted.

And why did you start?

Beacause you thought it'd be cool.

No I started because my best friend used to smoke when I was 15. The kid would not shut the fuck up about it, or stop trying to get me to do it.

But at least I ended up way cooler than any non smoker. That's for god damn sure.

And fuck you, you little inbred bastard. Who are you to try and rub your fallacious wisdom all up in my forums?

Just never make fun of a bitches nose or you finna get stuck and laid out right there on the spot.

I'm not going to your funeral.

What is a good starting line for approaching females you've never met at the mall that you likely want to bang besides "hey."

That's why I don't lend morons money, or front money to anyone. Unless they aren't a trashy fuck and they have a good reason for needing money. IE not drugs

I bought a drunk girl food on friday because she fell down the stairs and was puking.

Hey you should quote people so we know who you are talking to.

I can't fucking stand youtube conspiracy theorists.

At 10/24/09 12:36 AM, yourpaltalkbuddy wrote:

At 10/24/09 12:34 AM, 95688kage wrote: Because the country of mexico shares a border diectly south of th US. Duh.

well... there are also illegals that are Salvadoran, Guatemalan, Chinese, Indian, Filpino etc.

Okay? Point? There's not nearly as many.

At 10/23/09 10:38 AM, Calintz wrote: Who the fuck are you Mr. Gold Aura, get the fuck out of here, honestly where do you get off telling me what I did and didn't do? Go shove a stick up your ass, and read Onions post. I skimmed the topic bro, get over it/yourself.

My little sister cries less than you; and even then it's still not on an internet forum.

At 10/23/09 10:31 AM, Calintz wrote: I didn't read the entire topic... and that game sucked...

I only have it bookmarked for the random audio portal radio.

At 10/22/09 06:47 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: One week prior today my mother bought a laptop with Vista on it and threw out the upgrade coupon because she thought it was an advertisement.

I am an intellect among idiots.

That is hilarious!

I just got my new laptop today. Windows 7 free upgrade. I said fuck the apple.

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

It was back in 2001 or so. My cousin Tyler, who was 5 years older than me and my other cousin at the time, was showing us Tubby Fun Landand Pico's School. It was hilarious to us. We were 8 or 9 at the time. In 2003 I had a strange rush of nostalgia and decided to make an account because of the levels system and to look around again. I then got bored and came back in 2004, but had reluctantly forgotten my account information. So I made this account, which was originally named PicoPyro.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I enjoy the community. The ability to chat with people from all over the world with the active forums. I also like to rank up my stats on this website. It's kind of odd to say, but the huge collection of flash movies and games is just a 'plus' for me.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

This site has been tweaked, re-arranged, and fixed more times than ground zero. I'd say there are a lot of small things that could be added to any site just to make it that better. I'd fix the chat. I'd have more advanced searches. The collection pages would be organized a whole hell of a lot better. For the most part this site is already beefed up to the max, though.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I really miss the old pop up profiles. It was easier to click on someones name and read their info from a pop-up window. Now I have to open up a new page then filter out all the bullshit from the user pages. I'm not saying user pages wasn't a good idea. I'm just saying it could have been pulled off better. Oh yeah, and the whistle song was really goddamn catchy.

At 5/22/09 01:04 AM, Proottalfain wrote: That's why I asked what was the definition of "good driver", because someone drifting between the cars in the wrong way would be a bad driver even if he didn't hit anyone.

I don't see the logic in that. Someone who can handle themselves drifting between cars to me would constitute them as a good driver. Someone who never does that would be a more conservative driver. They also wouldn't be able to handle themselves doing that if there came a situation where they would need to.

Ok, you took personal responsibility for trolling? Does that mean you're sorry or does that mean you're just saying you did it?

At 10/20/09 03:50 AM, kilo23ishot wrote: Dang i should have taken a screen shot, didn't even think about it. I got about 6.2 million or so just last run. Golden gun rules hardcore

The game auto saves so you can go back to it any time and look at your high score.