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Response to: Describe New Yorkers in 3 words Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Oh, I read "New York."

New Yorkers?

Useless and stupid.

Response to: Describe New Yorkers in 3 words Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

A huge place.

Response to: Favorite animated movie? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

At 7/4/11 02:19 PM, TrueLAD wrote:
At 7/4/11 02:14 PM, AceGrayson wrote: Ghost in the Shell!
This topic's deader than your creativity, sorry pal.

TERMINATED.

What.

Response to: Being alone. Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Cheer up.

If you don't meet a friend or two at your job, you always have school to look forward to.

If you don't make any friends out of your co-workers, and don't plan on attending school, well, that is what they created message boards and chatrooms for.

Response to: I Have A Confession... Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

It's worth reading and watching.

So much so, I recommend that you read and watch the series annually until you die.

Response to: Captain America the First Avenger Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

I'll be seeing it, but I don't have high expectations.

Favorite animated movie? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Ghost in the Shell!

Response to: Independent woman? No such thing. Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

At 7/4/11 10:39 AM, unowned wrote: destruction? nothing is destroyed. physics tells us you're an idiot who misconstrues words with multiple meanings

Indeed.

Response to: How many fellow NGers are faithful? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

My right hand is always around me. I could never cheat.

Response to: Let me ask you Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Be the greatest NGer that ever lived.

Response to: Why you shouldn't get married... Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Great post, but I wouldn't want these facts to reach the forefront of public consciousness.

Why? Because it messes up the game I and other men, who've realized this long ago, are playing.

Exactly how are we supposed to play it if every man is playing it and saturating it?

We can't!

Keep the nightmare alive, I say.

Response to: The best driving song ever? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Utada Hikaru - Devil Inside

Response to: Ifyou found $100000000 Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

I would leave it where I found it.

Could be dirty money.

Haven't you seen spy thrillers?

Response to: $400/Month - Is it enough? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Dude, my rent would be $400.

If you can find me a location free of poverty, illegal drugs, and gang violence where it's residents can live off of $400 a month, sign me up!

Response to: If you could have... Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

No. That's romantic and all, but ultimately, my happiness is what matters most.

Response to: Have you ever met a cute a girl? Posted July 4th, 2011 in General

Yes, and never touching my penis is one thing they have in common.

Response to: Just inherited 10.5 M Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Dude, you should spare me like 75k.

Response to: If one day Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Well that makes sense.
You have a limited time to be alive, so instead of basking in as much joy as possible, you end it.

Response to: How do you discuss with girls? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

Brag about your post count. Chicks dig that.

Response to: Boobs Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

C, though shape is vastly more important.

Response to: What do you think of 600 LB woman? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

I think they're on the verge of a heart attack!

Response to: Are gays overrated? Posted July 2nd, 2011 in General

I hope you're right about women not getting enough attention. It'll make things easier on me.

Who is your favorite superhero? Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

Mine is Batman.

Response to: My feet are cold. Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

Put some socks on.

Response to: The "Guess I'm not smart" mentality Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

At 5/6/11 03:58 AM, SomaGuye wrote:

Because that's wrong.

I have never done any work for school in my life and I consistenly get top grades, while others who are studying 5 hours a night after school still get D's and E's.

I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, unless you're limiting the definition of 'smart,' which you probably are, like most people.

Response to: Japanese Kissing Machine Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

That's a beautiful invention. Based God bless the Japanese.

Response to: Best Soundtracks Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

Let Me In

Response to: oh god, my stories are being... Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

Take pride in your work.

Response to: Time for perverted rhymes. Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind, as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that .9, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waiting for hell, like hell, shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my mommy's little angel at 12
At 13, I was putting shells, in the gage on the shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
Till I cut a kitten's head off, and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
I used to give a, fuck, now I could give a fuck-less
What do I think of 'success?' It sucks, too much press
I'm stressed, too much stares, depressed, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say "hi!"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-T
T-E, cause MTV, was so friendly to me, gee, can't wait till Kim sees me
Now was it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect
Read my lips, bitch, what, my mouth isn't working?
You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside town
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

Response to: introverts= insane? Posted May 6th, 2011 in General

As an introvert, I find that offensive.