At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote:
let me try.
1. Is 15 or 16 years old.
yes
2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.
yes, 360 all the way
3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.
yes
4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.
yes
5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.
yes, although i'm crap...
6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.
no, i admit it in the real world as well.
7. Used to play WOW.
no, WoW sucks
8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.
yes
9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.
no
10. Is not a female.
yes
11. Attends middle school, or is about to.
no just finished!
12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.
no
13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.
yes
14. Is failing at least one class in school.
no, I'm a straight A student!
15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.
yes
16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.
yes
17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.
yes
18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.
no, I love life and fear death WAY too much
19. Is angry at his siblings.
yes
20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.
i'm not upset.
21. Is socially and economically liberal.
yes
22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.
yes
23. Hates Republicans.
yes
24. Is never dressed properly.
yes
25. Has a very messy room.
no
26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.
i HATE twilight but I like anime
27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.
no
28. Is American and lives on the east coast.
no, I'm british
29. Masturbates daily.
not every day...
30. Is overpopulating this planet.
no.
wow that was actually surprisingly accurate.