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If God has no end or beginning...then how did it all start? How are we not to question if God is actually some other thing that we have no clue about? Hell, for all we know, Adam and Eve could be are ture ancestors BUT...did it ever occur to you that maybe...by some chance...along the line somewhere, the skeletons were weathered and eroded to those of "primitave humans" a.k.k neanderthals? And that's it is a COINCIDENCE that our DNA is strikingly similar to that of a chimpanzee? God works in mysterious ways. That dude probably has a sence of humor and maybe he did it on purpose? Who the hell knows? God gave us the earth, life, and shelter. He also gave us the tools. Now that one tool is freewill. With this one tool, this gift as some might say, is the once difference-not just from animals-but from angels! God created angels to worship him, or so we have come to BELIEVE. "God provides....ask and you will recieve....true you killed your brother, but still, anyone who wishes to do you harm will go to me first and I will defend you seven fold!.....keep holy the Sabbath day, for you shall rest, your slaves shall rest and your ass as I too rest.....dont't use my name in vain, It's not my job to interviene, this is your buisness

Now science...is done by man. A result of our FREEWILL! Hey! FREEwill, FREEdom, FREEticket, FREEenterprise, isn't karma nice? Our soldiers fight for our homes, they are trained out of freewill. Humans are so powerful, this was and mentaly, that we can actually lie to our body that we feel no pain. "Mind over matter. It's all in your head.." The freshmen class was called to the cafetaria for something. I thought it was, spitballing, that the boys are harrasing the girls, yep. I have tricked fate more than 3 times. I mentaly ran a panic situation and saved a classmate from a beesting. "Seeing is belliving.....psychics aren't real, and niether are ailens..." Well, if God created everything TO WHAT WE CALL A to Z, if we are the only race in the universe-wouldn't we get lonely? Did God make aliens? Science gives a logicaly man made reason to the questions we ask. If spiderman was real, would he be a miracle-a godsend? or a geneticaly gifted human male? Religously Aunt May literaly hung in the hands of a statue of Mother Mary, Scienc wise...it was by slim chance. It's both. both are true. We may think we know when we're gonna die. But we don't. My friend made a bet of $100 that he's gonna move my the start of December, I bet on the contrary. Saying how that you can't be shure even if you THINK you are sure, think again and tell me on wensday. I told him it's ok, don't pay me. I won. For all I knew, if he moved to where ever, death could have been there too. But idk that. Religously or scientificaly speaking-You only got one life to live to the fullest, laugh hard, kiss slowly, forgive fast, break the rules (the right ones), and have fun (the right way), and I mean like...gluing hentai pics on the school walls! I did that! the prinishit was all "what the fuck is this?!"

One of my best, and that is just from doodling