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Author Search Results: 'Absolutelynothing'

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1.

Elated

Topic: Super Smash Bros. Brawl site up

Posted: 03/01/08 03:08 PM

Forum: General

I just reserved a copy :D


2.

Resigned

Topic: Super Smash Bros. Brawl site up

Posted: 03/01/08 10:47 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/08 09:03 AM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: I'm a bit confused about them... is there one about every character in the game? If so I wonder what he says about Sonic...

Also, when does he use the codec?
In the middle of the match or something?


3.

None

Topic: My Hamster Took My Virginity (pics)

Posted: 03/01/08 10:39 AM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 01:20 PM, Rig wrote: POST COUNT +1

also lol

This is a post count +1 thread that's approved by mods!
Yeah :D


4.

Misunderstood

Topic: My dog :(

Posted: 03/01/08 10:32 AM

Forum: General

Oooh, sorry.


5.

Elated

Topic: I had my eyes cut Open

Posted: 02/29/08 10:55 PM

Forum: General

How many fingers am I holding up?


6.

None

Topic: Is that who you really want?

Posted: 02/29/08 10:52 PM

Forum: General

STAR POWER

how many people these days don't play guitar hero?


7.

None

Topic: newgrounds jokes.

Posted: 02/29/08 10:45 PM

Forum: General

Why was Wade afraid of Stamper? Because Stamper did Tom!


8.

None

Topic: Super Smash Brothers Secrets!

Posted: 02/29/08 10:43 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 10:40 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: Can't wait to play as Kool-Aid Man.

OH YEAH

I liked that trivia for Sam Fisher:

According to Wikipedia, Sam is 5 feet 10 inches tall (178 cm), weighs 170 pounds, has green eyes, and JASONB1B IS A HOMO. [citation needed]


9.

Winking

Topic: No! Wikipedia fucked up!

Posted: 02/29/08 10:39 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 10:30 PM, TehHood wrote:
At 2/29/08 10:28 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Hmmm what does this mean?
I didn't notice that... hahahahahahaha What website were you looking at with STDs.

It was a topic about:

If you had to take one STD, which would you pick?

something like that.


10.

None

Topic: Dear Newgrounds,

Posted: 02/29/08 06:15 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 06:14 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: EVERYBODY DON'T MOVE

I hope those watermelons you shoved under there don't get crushed.


11.

Shouting

Topic: Possible School Shooting Tomarrow

Posted: 02/29/08 05:40 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 03:44 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:
At 2/29/08 03:28 PM, Gimgak wrote: well, did anything happen?
Nothing even fucking happened. I'm relieved and disappointed at the same time.

whaT?!"!?

All that anticipation...


12.

None

Topic: Dear Newgrounds,

Posted: 02/29/08 05:39 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 05:37 PM, jackmorrison wrote: It'd be pretty funny if there actually was a Jihad street in Iran.

Let's let Google Maps make that verdict.

Dear Newgrounds,


13.

Shouting

Topic: Piss: A Newgrudian Hero

Posted: 02/29/08 05:33 PM

Forum: General

I called it the "WOAH" face.


14.

None

Topic: Gimme a movie title...

Posted: 02/29/08 05:31 PM

Forum: General

It doesn't take any skill to turn a few words into something perverted.


15.

None

Topic: What are you never too old to do.

Posted: 02/29/08 05:30 PM

Forum: General

Watch Pokemon.


16.

Beaten

Topic: Taking deep breaths out really fast

Posted: 02/29/08 05:29 PM

Forum: General

I feel light-headed now...


17.

Misunderstood

Topic: my dog died

Posted: 02/29/08 05:25 PM

Forum: General

I'm sorry.

emotions

18.

Expressionless

Topic: Secks Joeks!

Posted: 02/29/08 05:24 PM

Forum: General

Turning penis into cock is a joke that lies in the insane realms of twelve-year-olds everywhere.


19.

Winking

Topic: Aisian guy grabing fat guy's penis

Posted: 02/29/08 05:23 PM

Forum: General

Oh, you kids and your hormones.


20.

None

Topic: Misleading movie title

Posted: 02/29/08 05:04 PM

Forum: General

Harry Potter wasn't hairy or a potter.


21.

None

Topic: The USA is a terrible country.

Posted: 02/29/08 04:54 PM

Forum: General

You're a terrible country.


22.

None

Topic: someone recored me beateboxing am i

Posted: 02/29/08 04:53 PM

Forum: General

4 million views.

That's aewsome.


23.

None

Topic: Create your own earthquake

Posted: 02/29/08 04:51 PM

Forum: General

I would have an earthquake in mid-air.


24.

Resigned

Topic: lol (windows's error message)

Posted: 02/29/08 04:47 PM

Forum: General

I can't tell if Microsoft is on your side or against you in this one.


25.

None

Topic: Religious Themed Suicide!

Posted: 02/28/08 10:18 PM

Forum: General

Mexican - ADIOS


26.

None

Topic: Do you ever get pissed of...

Posted: 02/28/08 10:12 PM

Forum: General

I can't take people on the internet seriously anymore.


27.

None

Topic: Islam will conquer the world

Posted: 02/28/08 09:04 PM

Forum: Politics

At 1/16/08 01:08 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Did you write the Koran?

Let me put it this way...

In order for the world to be peaceful, something must be done to the unpeaceful people that will create peace.

Now terrorists take this rule way out of control and bomb the folk who don't believe. Also remember:

muslim =/= terrorist

terrorist =/= muslim

The fact that people pay the consequences doesn't mean it's not peaceful.
Consequences for not being raised into the right ideology, mind you.

The supernatural side does determine it.
The afterlife IS is the supernatural side though!

OH! Sorry, I didn't know that was what you meant by supernatural.

Besides, if Islam takes over the world (what the topic was originally saying), there won't be many disputes between the people who follow Islam and the people who don't, since there will be little to no people who don't follow it. (Of course, there may be problems within the religion, but it shouldn't be anything too drastic.)
Oh really? No problems, and none too dramatic?

Try the Sunnis and Shiites blowing each others brains out?

Do you think that all muslims are Islamists?
I have friends who are Sunni and I get along fine w/ them (Yes, I'm a Shiite).

The only thing you're pointing out is that people who don't follow it are doomed to Hell.
I'm not going to say that everyone of a certain religion that isn't Islam (say, Christianity, for example) is going to go to Hell
Your Holy book does, and plenty of it's followers.

From Surah Al-Baqara (bismillah ir-rahman ir-raheem)
(110) And they (Jews and Christians) say: None entereth paradise unless he be a Jew or a Christian. These are their own desires. Say: Bring your proof (of what ye state) if ye are truthful. (111) Nay, but whosoever surrendereth his purpose to Allah while doing good, his reward is with his Lord; and there shall no fear come upon them neither shall they grieve. (112) And the Jews say the Christians follow nothing (true), and the Christians say the Jews follow nothing (true); yet both are readers of the Scripture. Even thus speak those who know not. Allah will judge between them on the Day of Resurrection concerning that wherein they differ. (113) And who doth greater wrong than he who forbiddeth the approach to the sanctuaries of Allah lest His name should be mentioned therein, and striveth for their ruin. As for such, it was never meant that they should enter them except in fear. Theirs in the world is ignominy and theirs in the Hereafter is an awful doom.

Does that clarify things?
So you're going to argue that technically it is a religion of peace, despite people getting mindlessly tortured forever. At the very fucking least, can't you admit that this in itself is plain barbaric and sick?
No one deserves eternal punishment.

Some muslims interpret the quran differently than others. Which is why terrorists will take it in a barbaric way while others see it differently.

And some people do deserve punishment. Are you saying that Adolf Hitler can get away with killing millions of people and be just as good as anyone else? You're saying that:
everyone = everyone
you = hitler

This is life, baby. Not some kind of kiddy game where people can get away with sins. If you take a step in the wrong directino, you'll be in over your head.


28.

None

Topic: Whats Your Favourite Band?

Posted: 02/28/08 04:47 PM

Forum: General

Wrist bands.

Whats Your Favourite Band?


29.

None

Topic: Apparently, I have no soul.

Posted: 02/28/08 04:37 PM

Forum: General

Sounds to me like you have a soul.


30.

None

Topic: GH3 Online: Pricks

Posted: 02/28/08 04:34 PM

Forum: General

I was played Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert against someone.

They died in two seconds.


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