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that looks like a whale lobster and its very cool

Step one. Cut a hole in that box
Step two put your junk in that box
Step three. have sex with that box
Step four. get her to open the box and "spit" at her

teh angry face card in attack mode!!!

*gasp* Oh SCHNAP

and i was just wanking my cock

but seriously good joke

At 12/29/07 05:43 PM, Grimfenix wrote: Why do so many of you like dickgirls?
I have been wondering that for some time now.

Its a girl with a fucking penis. How is that attractive?

you get a facial ant a titty wank at the same time :D

ow dude i know how you feel i just sjot this guys mum three weeks ago and now her son want to commit suici...

oh shit

How soon till this thread gets locked?

soon my child very soon

At 12/29/07 05:11 PM, Be-Easy wrote:

At 12/29/07 04:49 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:

^.^ Gay chat belongs on 4chan.

^.^ 07 users belong in a raging fire.

ahmen to that brother

lol it sounds like jesus on crack and if he was black

pregnant *punch* Not any more STILL BIRTH!!!!!!!11111LOL

i now feel dirty,childish and horrible

At 12/29/07 04:40 PM, deathharpist wrote: reward as big as your cock.

wow thats gonna be a pretty small trophy

please don't smite me o mighty mods i meant well

well done tom :D

At 11/13/06 02:06 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Why would anybody email Maddox? You're either gonna be some embarrasing kiss ass trying to gain his attention, which he doesn't seem to like, or you're going to send him hatemail, which is just a faggoty ploy to gain his attention also.
Therefore, you fail.

i agree my good sir

don;t grab her cock

that would be funny

At 12/29/07 04:02 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: ...The bushes are really just clouds painted green.

I'm really sorry.

you have just destroyed my life sir goodbye im gonna jump out the office window bye! :D

i broke someones knee cap with a monkey wrench and spat in his face after he made a joke about me being a pussy ass emo
(emo i may be pussy ass i am not) iv broken three peoples noses i even stap people with compasses and you know those bullys who pick on everyone(and i mean everyone cept freinds) im on of them :D

gay

tottaly awsome i would so beat my big candy stick to that

i remember that show it was called "doug" it suked bonifided donkey dick if i had a chance i would rape the creator with a fistfull of rusty corcscrews!! >:(

can someone please explain what the fuck is that

what the fuck!!?

pornography stops me depositing

sorry i don't know what a slurpies is over here in england we don't have them are they also called "slush puppies"?

what the fuck marrige is about love not having an ice cream then an ice cream hedache you fucktard

lol what a freak WoW suck bonified ass cock munch donkey dick

but seriously lvl 61

george bush is awesome......at being gay that oil is earned by the spilling of blood of your so called "patriots"

im all for the killing of iraqis but not when he gets britan's slaughtered

end rant

killers new album and guitar hero 3 those are my early christmas presents

At 12/20/07 02:33 PM, darknessthehedgehog wrote: is there way too fucking many enemies in resident evil 5? i mean dont get me wrong it great im gonna get it when it comes out and when i get the ps3 but i hope capcom putted in at least any of these options on easy mode

1.a shit load of health
2.a shit load of ammo
3.the handgun and shotgun
4.weak enemies

i like a challenge but that`s gonna be too freaking hard if there`s that many enimes

ever heard of capcoms other games "Dead Rising"?

No? long story short mall+shitloads of zombies+fuckloads or useable weapons+blood= one of the best 360 games evar

my most hated is zerok he just always bans me for no reason apart from his pussy ass made up rules

emo its the way i roll bitches

rape her

seriously