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At 5/29/08 07:22 PM, Jon-86 wrote: In the UK they do watch us

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6108496.st m

Fuck the british government!

oh shit!

my life is meaningless now i can't commit my random acts of violence

At 5/29/08 07:16 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 5/29/08 07:10 PM, aaron-brace wrote: ah shit, i guess it's back on the medication for me

It's all downhill from here.

Soon, you'll be on CNN bare naked with your scruffy beard and your fists raised high shouting "ZIEG HEIL COLUMBINE."

wow that is sooo close to my freinds description of how i would live my life apart from i would have a rainbow afro and it would be bbc 6'oclock news

i like my english teacher cause she's got a nice rack

but i hate my art teacher she insists that if someone is talking that all the classmates have to grass them up but shes gonna die soon so HOORAY!!! also my religion teacher is a bitch preaching shit to me i don't want to know

ah shit, i guess it's back on the medication for me

if you think that the F.B.I are outside your house in a parasonic van or monitoring your thoughts or crazy stuff like they can see what you do on the internet/what you are watching on tv

if someone thinks that are they paranoid?

cause if it is i think i am

are you guys paranoid?

like i said in the last thread nirvana fucking hands down

nirvana are the best

At 5/29/08 06:11 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Seriously you cant have relationships with those street whores.At least wear a damn condom next time!!

You really need to get a real girlfriend...

$20 bucks that you will use sarcasm.

hey im not a street whore!!

although i do have aids

At 5/29/08 05:48 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Why the hell is Saint George at least twice the size of the dragon?

And why the fuck does he have a halo?

duh cause he's a saint

i would get richard the lion heart and salahadin(sp) to team up also get some spartans and all of the middle eastern empire
and slice that bitch of a dragon up

or i would get fiddy cent

seriously though that fake ass-bitch thinks he can solve conflict in the middle east

At 5/29/08 10:08 AM, LegendaryAwesome wrote: This.

seconded

i called up this dickhead of whom is my enemy twice at my freinds party it was pretty funny

me:is your refrigirator running?
guy:uh...yeah why?
me:WELL YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!
!!
(i don't actually remember what i said but it was something long and stupid)
guy:oh fuck you
*he hangsup

i call him up again
me:is your refrigirator running?
guy:OH I FUCKING GET IT I BETTER GO CATCH IT!!! HUH YA' FUCKING PRICK?
me:no sir im with british gas your limit has over-exceeded and i have to cut you off
(don't know why i said british gas only thing i could think of)
guy:oh......im sorry
me;it's okay sir your wife gives brilliant blowjobs im sure ill forgive you
guy:w-what!
me:yea suck it bitch mmm wow your wife is good
guy:DAMMIT SARAH!!!!(?????)
*he hangsup
i think he actually thought his wife was cheating

random porn, executions, the person i love,shit that happens,shit that could happen,shit that has happened and music

right now its my english teacher being fucked in the ass whilst polly by nirvana is playing

i would have sex with him

multiple times

reapetedly

At 5/26/08 03:44 PM, machacker2000 wrote: I've been playing around with an old microscope for a while, just out of curiosity. The biggest magnification is 300X. What magnification level is necessary to see bacteria/monerans?

what where you using the microscope for? masturbation?

but i think the magnification to see cancer cells and embreos(sp) is something like 500000X i don't really know

At 5/26/08 10:40 AM, paradox9 wrote: some people will no what i mean everyone else can go to hell so...

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!!!

i would but when i fucked the sun(the newspaper although i would like to fuck the center of our solar system because she is hot LAWLZ) i got too many paper cuts

At 5/26/08 03:23 PM, Hebacheba wrote: Don't ask me why. You'd laugh at me if I told you.

Anyway, I've already tried asking my mom and whoring myself out, and neither of those got me any money. What's a good, quick way to make about twenty dollars?

well the obvious would be to whore yourself out to your mother gwt in there nice and deep real nasty and film it and send it to me

or get a job you lazy bum

have unprotected anal sex whilst one of you spanks the other

0r

swear LOTS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh they are purple at the end what the fuck who does that i hope they brake damn sick fucks
the baby one? not AS disturbing but still

shudders

At 5/23/08 04:52 PM, BlueHippo wrote: It's a 'string mute'. Here's a link to asplain more ;)

dude thanks sooo much

what do they mean i found out a while back but i forgot what it means can anyone help?

if you dont know what i mean its like this \/
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At 5/23/08 03:34 PM, Canas wrote:

At 5/21/08 07:31 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/21/08 07:28 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: You can see her ass through her dress thing..

Well, that's what urine does.

BUT SHES SO HOT YOU GUYS

So it's okay.

YOU GUYSSSS

SSS

Dude,,,,,,

that sucks i thought she was hot but uuurh thats horrible

your mother?????

At 5/19/08 01:53 PM, aaron-brace wrote: nooo if you are not emo and you cut yourself you spiral down until you are emo happend to me then the floppy hair and then...... chavs start calling you emo and then it gets fun because you get to beat the shit out of them =D

sorry actually i lie im actually not a stereotypical emo and if you want to get out of depression i suggest falling in love(worked for me) or if your hatefull and full of rage get a punching bag and shout at random shit to hate or a person to focus all your hate on

At 5/19/08 11:28 AM, mr-alien1 wrote: I've been feeling incredibly depressed for a long time, and have recently resorted to self harm. I realise that here isn't one of the best places to talk about such problems, as I will probably just get called emo.

But, all I need to know is if self harm is the right thing to do.

nooo if you are not emo and you cut yourself you spiral down until you are emo happend to me then the floppy hair and then...... chavs start calling you emo and then it gets fun because you get to beat the shit out of them =D

meh i can win anything if there is an object nearby and if there isn't i still win cause i kick em in the balls and in the face
the ol' one two i call it and most of the time i shout like fuck at people and they leg it

At 5/18/08 04:15 PM, Lucy wrote: I'm shallow, very very shallow.
But it doesnt mean I'll only talk to goodlooking people, I've become more aware that personality really is the main thing in someone.

i am exactly like this but i don't give a fuck what people of my sex look like(because i don't want to fuck them) but if a member of the opposite sex is ugly as rat shit i give 'em a chance to prove that they aren't as ugly on the inside as they are out

At 5/17/08 01:33 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: He wishes he had eyes, then he sees a cat and a savage without eyes as well, and then he feels better about himself.

wow thats a contradiction you can't see without any eyes

kurt cobain and billy joe armstrong

both amazing music dudes

my girlfreind whipping me whilst im handcuffed toa bed then imedietly having sex with me

that and setting fire to a cats face

i jesus of disturbia

At 3/27/08 11:59 AM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: My long term math sub

He's so old and gives out detentions if you laugh.

you think that's bad one of my freinds got sent out of a lesson and suspended for smiling innapropraitly(SP) it was in a lesson bout darfun though