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At 6/7/08 05:31 PM, Kuro wrote: Oh ohh...

epic mother fucking win

At 6/7/08 05:13 PM, Swolfx wrote: So everyone is so worried about being cool. What makes a person cool? What do you think cool is?

i think it is one who has self-confidence because when i became self confident people started to regard me as cool

and now for a typical newgrounds awnser

ITS WEHN U RPAE A PRESNO WNEH GAGRNGG RTHEI COCK

At 6/7/08 04:34 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: lately i have posted a tone of miis on the check mii out chanel on my wii. a while back i was the first person that posted a demon(d.) mii on it. a while later i started finding a ton of miis that looked like mine except worse and they get all the credit. it makes me so mad

no-one cares and video game forum

At 6/7/08 03:53 PM, pakli1988 wrote: POKÉMON came out at about 13 years now. ASH is still 10 years old and he is EXACTLY THE SAME. He SHOULD be over 20 years old. Do the show needs to end?

duh the awnser is yes but in cartoons they are constantly in a continuity bubble so they don't age

just imagine pokemon are pet shape thus they should die from about five years
then think how sad children will be when pikachu dies

post

7 Year Bitch
Alice in Chains
Blood Circus
Green River
Gruntruck
Hammerbox
Love Battery
Mad Season
Malfunkshun
The Melvins
Mono Men
Mother Love Bone
Mudhoney
My Sister's Machine
Nirvana
Pearl Jam
Screaming Trees
Skin Yard
Soundgarden
Tad
Temple of the Dog
The U-Men
Soft Cell
Depheche Mode
Artic Monkeys
Jack penate
Good Charlotte
They Might Be Giants
Eagles of Death metal (not metal just sort of faux metal)
Queens of the Stone Age
Foo Fighters
Green Day
Mindless Self Indulgence
Whitesnake
Led Zepplin
iron maiden

The list goes on

i want to be a marine-biologist

im a 10,4 and 1

At 6/7/08 03:32 PM, pakli1988 wrote: Why did JESSIE's WOBBUFFET blasting off many times after she traded LICKITUNG in JOHTO?

because you touch yourself at night

At 6/3/08 02:24 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: Go home and jack off.

ultimate win

and ultimate right awnser that i would do

At 5/30/08 02:28 PM, plant-eating-cat wrote: Teachers that give me detentions for no reasons >=(

i wouldn't mind some of my teachers have rockin' awsome cleavage so i wouldn't mind wasting my lunch staring at some puppies hell i might even(in a very rare case although how are milf's made?) lucky

and i hate the thing that you described

At 5/30/08 02:26 PM, Bobbyballer wrote: if i maek a undergrount bunker in ma bakyard does dat maek me paranojd????????????????????????????????
?????????

nope but spelling words wrong makes you a retard

At 5/30/08 02:24 PM, Bobbyballer wrote: it pisses me of wen someone pisses himself all ovr cos its ghay >:C

what?

did you just dribble all over the keyboard whist peeing your self?

i hope they do i didn't rape those kids just for fun

i wan't satan beer!!!

i gots a new one black people who shout "watch out n*****r comin through" one day i just got so pissed i said
"yeah watch out for the fucking spear throughing desert monkey" he treid to beat me up i made him cry like a girl
who has just been raped by her uncle because "sarah dosn't understand what her uncle does to her"

i told him blacks were inferior

At 5/30/08 01:45 PM, Nikenick wrote: If someone would cut my dick off, that would be the worst day of my life..

not if you filmed it and put it on the internet

7,000 cool points if you gues that reference

i think it would be having to see my wife either have a miscarage,a still birth or die through child-birth

At 5/30/08 02:07 PM, emma-existential wrote: Actually, it did not. The children arrived precisely the moment they'd vanished, yet a lifetime occurred within the wardrobe. Thusly, they were children again. It was still the middle of a war. And they were STILL in the vacant countryside with their increasingly unbalanced caretaker.

oh well thank you for correcting me dear sir but i did not pay much attention to aforementioned movie because i thought it was rather shit

since my other topic got banned for "not having a explanatory heading" so here is a proper one

heres my rant

also another thing why did they have to realese(sp) another narnia movie
didn't the last one end with a happily ever after ending?

why does fiddy cent need another game this time though he aint a "hard black guy he claims to be" on the streets anymore he a foo' in iraq shooting jawas because they stole his records i mean what the fuck why would a "rapper" want to take vengance over records via a conflict over oil and in one vid he punches a guy so hard in the stomach that blood spurts everywhere i mean come on is that necesary?

end rant and sorry for a bit of black language at the start

so newgrounds what made "you say what the fuck!?"

polly by nirvana
I think she wants some water to put out the blowtorch

now thats just brutal

i listen to all music but my favorite genres is grunge followed by indie/alternertive and scremo

im a mosh monkey :D

eddie murphy is a donkey

he also plays one in the film shrek 2

At 5/30/08 12:25 PM, BeAStarInTheirEyes wrote: Excuse me...

WHILE I KISS THE SKY!!!

sorry i usually associate hendrix with gettin high

At 5/30/08 12:34 PM, Derestriction wrote: Well I would say the cold turkey method and keeping busy doing other mindless things..worked for me and smoking..

well going on newgrounds seem to keep me occupied

and thanks for the help bluehippo your the greatest!!

At 5/30/08 12:08 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I've never had any issues with self control before, but most of my friends seem to posses no such ability to do such a thing.

I dunno what to say... whenever I want to stop something, I just tell myself I'm going to. Mind over matter. Hell, I even managed to stop biting my nails just by physically making a conscious effort to cut it out. Just be strong, and believe in yourself.

thats the thing though im trying to kick multiple habits because im also trying to kick biting my nails as well so it hard but
those i used as an example im trying to quit biting my nails, video games, masturbation and self harm

At 5/30/08 12:10 PM, Effsix wrote: Combine the three in a way that is both painful and memorable. Shove a lit fag in your japs eye then wank into a glass of vodka, then drink it. Do this until they all seem very unattractive.

Hazar! Another remedy put into motion, I really should fashion a doctors certificate in photoshop and hang it on my wall.

but surley that would ween me off all the rest but back up self harm but i qiut that because i found love and it doesn't feel
needed anymore

sorry bout the wall

At 5/29/08 06:04 AM, Effsix wrote: I was wending my merry way to my tube stop this morning with a couple of minutes to spare when I got stopped by a couple of police officers who ID'd me, searched my bag and made me miss my train. The officer explained that this was their way of showing that they were doing their job. Making me late for mine?! Grrr. I'm glad I didn't have anything to hide.

I don't mind them making London secure but I don't like being picked out and searched because they think I am a terrorist. It makes me feel dirty. The bad kind of dirty.

Any thoughts?

there's a bad type of dirty!!!!????

seriously though one day at my school we had a knife search day it sucked but one kid had one and was sent far far away

At 5/30/08 11:46 AM, Nikenick wrote: I never have to be scared about something like that, we don't have a F.B.I. in the Netherlands

i don't think we have fbi in england but i still think that someone is watching me

any advice on how to kick a habit such as booze,smoking or masturbation because i tried letting of slowly by reducing the amount i do said activity but it just makes me want to do it more and then im back to square one

can anyone help?

and i can't cut off the thing im doing said activity with because that would disable me

you know your right-nirvana
something in the way-nirvana
drain you-nirvana

"something in the way" remind me of people that i miss and people who in my life have passed away and "drain you" makes me remember that there is love in life and i have it so im happy "you know your right" makes me wanna break stuff and how far i would go for aforementioned love as in i would kill for stuff like that

At 5/29/08 07:35 PM, Jon-86 wrote: Non-sense I know their capabilities. Counter-survailence is the benifit made much easier by living in a remote-ish location.

But as some film once said "Just because your paranoid doesnt mean their not out to get you"

that line was actually from the song territorial pissings by nirvana on the album nevermind