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wow a bad joke mixed with a bad song

WHAT EVAR NEXT??

who?

ah what do i care they sound gay anyway

At 7/7/08 01:04 PM, fawnret wrote: is this seriously a product!?

I never thought I would hear the word apple and fries in the same sentence....

damn I hate healthy gimmicks from fast food places.

wow deep fried apples from burger king,

God Fucking damn it america just die already and take your fat people who are dieting with you

At 7/7/08 01:12 PM, ManEggs wrote: If you lived a sin free life then you go into Heaven and play video games with Jesus. But if you sinned your whole life then you get ass raped by Satan in the fiery depths of Hell.

At least that's what my grandpa said.

but if your not a stupid faggot then nothing happens you just sleep, sleep forever!

yep theres nothing to prove evolution not even the fossils that show evolution

oh wait..

At 7/7/08 12:35 PM, mythicaljake wrote:

At 7/5/08 01:32 PM, General999 wrote: 5-Fall out boy - Beat it

I personally think it should a serious offense to cover ANY song by Michael Jackson, especially when the band covering it is a crappy pop punk band.

Michael Jackson sings his own songs or nobody at all... They're fantastic as they are.

you think thats bad evenecance(i have no idea how to spell it the sucky emo band with whiny female singer) is covering all of the nirvana songs and shes turning them into whiny emo songs it makes me cry whenever i hear them

anyways my top five are
Lounge act-Nirvana
A View From The Afternoon-Arctic monkeys
Reason is Treason-Kasabian
Pixies-This Monkeys gone to heaven
Muse-Time Is Running Out

i play those songs and their respective albums all the time

no the reason i voted 0 wasn't because i am a huge MGS fan(which i am) i voted 0 because it was a peice of shit i couldn't even watch through the first sketch cause it was so boring, badly animated and unfunny egoraptors was awsome and funny as was the other MGS collab so i voted 5

i gave a reason ya happy now fuck face OP?

i think jason would win cause leatherface just is a fucking retard all through the film when he kills he screams like a spastick although he looks scary as shit jason would just lop off his fucking head

At 7/7/08 12:20 PM, AcidSoldier wrote: Minotour, you're a fucking retarded, immature piece of whiny shit. Why don't you just accept I don't want to be friends, okeh?

wow i don't know whats more sad this guy or the OP

At 7/7/08 11:05 AM, CartoonDiablo wrote: OK honestly I can't be the only one who's majorly pissed off at CAD.

Like serously the comic has never had a funny joke once, is clearly a ripoff of penny arcade and is like the most popular webcomic in existence and it's own cartoon show. Where the fuck is the justice in that?

Here is a typical shit comic.

but the thing is penny arcade isn't that funny only sometimes but other times its just random shit that no-one under stands

Gun(the ps2 western game) played that shit from christmas when i got it too 3 years later when i got a ps3 fucking awesome game

then oblivion came along and my penis sexploded so its a split between those two

yeeeeeaaaah it says 9.5

"hello we're nirvana and we are corporate rock sellouts"
Kurt Cobain

"Jesus Christ Monkey Balls"
that ginger detective on south park when he finds out that micheal jackson isn't black

"old man dies young girl lives, fair trade(ends by him shooting himself in the face)"
bruce willis sin city

OMFG!!! black guys have cars alert the press!!!

seriously though that would be quite an alarming experience

quick spray him with water that will stop him!!!

wow this is totally fucked up i translated my favorite song (Nirvana-You know you're right" form english to japanese back to english to french to german then back to english

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this is what it is supposed to say

"I will never bother you
I will never promise too
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail

Pain, pain, pain
You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right
It's so warm and calm inside
I no longer have to hide
Let's talk about someone else
Steaming soup begins to melt

nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love herself
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it'd come like this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this real

Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right

Pain..."

recess man that fucking fucked up and destroyed mt childhood

fucking hilarious i found it funny cause they looked like little cjildren who always scream on the train

Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

oh god i think i just creamed i can't wait for satan to rape me :D

"George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People"

At 7/4/08 03:53 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Get more women?

well they get more women because they unlike straight men won't jump down their underwear at the first chance they get
so women don't feel like if they were to flirt a bit they would get raped by a straight man but with a gay they can show as much feelings and affection towards gays

ands that why i think gays are smart i kinda hate them but not as much as i fucking hate bisexuals cause a) their greedy
and b) cause they have the magnatism to women but also the want to fuck them

these two songs are awesome stunt songs in my opinion
Even Flow-Pearl Jam
Beastie Boys-Sabotage
nirvana -stay away
these songs are all good me and my freinds run through town pushing people over with these songs blasting out at full blast and it is pure epic

At 7/2/08 07:16 AM, Nithalahk wrote: After years of crusading, could we, the Holy Warriors of Newgrounds have found that which we have sought after?

The essence of fail?

I would think that crusaders would look for "The Holy Fail" not "The essence of fail"

back on topic that sucks i could shit on your mothers face and it would play runescape you must really suck at living

From the best song ever

You Know You're Right-Nirvana

"I will never bother you
I will never promise too
I will never follow you
I will never bother you

Never speak a word again
I will crawl away for good
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it would come to this
Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to fail

Pain, pain, pain
You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right
It's so warm and calm inside
I no longer have to hide
Let's talk about someone else
Steaming soup begins to melt

nothing really bothers her
She just wants to love herself
I will move away from here
You won't be afraid of fear

No thought was put into this
I always knew it'd come like this
Things have never been so swell
I have never felt this real

Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain

You know you're right
You know you're right
You know you're right

Pain..."

i want 7 dishonoured samurai 1 katana

how will they kill themselves? we don't know 'cause this movies has not been made

You see chavs are very herd(sorry, i don't know the name of a group of chavs) type creatures you have the alpha male and his bitch(who in most cases is totally bang-able or pregnant) then you have a beta male(whom is usually a relative or close freind of the alpha male) then the horde (which consists of 5-13 chavs only capable of saying "furking emo!!!" "grr out da wai!!" or "nye mayt" or something like that) and then you have a year older or younger chav to teach the ways of the chavs or be taught the ways of the chav(respectivley) and then you have the drummer-type of chav usually playing the latest song by mixmaster fo-speed-m.c.shizzy who is either there for morale orto frighten away other social group(hav'n't observed enough chav culture to truly understand)

and have you noticed how they all have the spiked hair cut with ludacruis amounts of gell way to conform stupid fucking chavs and before you make assumtions about where i stand on this matter i hate chavs playing shitty music on a phone because i am emo so i perfer grunge to robot sex noises

also sorry for the wall i felt it was necessary to explain

druid cause of all the forms it can take especially the bird

in before wow sucks

At 6/7/08 06:17 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/7/08 06:15 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Chris Crocker

Celebrity? Really?

Well, I would do something to Chris Crocker, but it wouldn't involve beatings.

you lie beating a anus with a penis still counts

but seriously i would beat up adam sandler hes so annoying

do whatever you want bedn,penis or ms paint it don't matter just have fun!

i suppose you could ask blue hippo for some duck sigs i myself was thinking of having one