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Clonk Endeavour Posted June 23rd, 2007 in General

I've mentioned this game a few times before, but you have to know about this fantastic game.
If I gave you a full description, you'd most likely think that I was copy-pasting from Wikipedia, so I'll include a couple of links.

The Official Website (In German or English)

The Wikipedia article with all sorts of little tidbits of info.

Registering a copy costs 15 USD. It's well worth it, though.
Enjoy.

Response to: The Most Precious Account Name Posted June 22nd, 2007 in General

This guy's name.

I'm such a saint. Making everybody feel better about themselves, and all.
Response to: Happy Anniversary, LateckS. Posted June 15th, 2007 in General

I SENSE SQUID WILL POST SOON

Response to: Happy Anniversary, LateckS. Posted June 15th, 2007 in General

If Squid posts, this thread will be complete.

Response to: Ghosty ghost! Posted June 15th, 2007 in General

At 6/15/07 12:20 PM, squidly wrote: Umm what?

I see you've been using words twelve-year-olds shouldn't be using.

Response to: Happy Anniversary, LateckS. Posted June 15th, 2007 in General

At 6/15/07 12:19 PM, LateckS wrote: I'm so lucky to have AarghCat as a friend.

Let's see if Twat Creature Of The Abyss comes in and tries to wreck it.

You know, it's funny how I aligned a squid-guy with a pussy. TENTIKEL RAEP

Happy Anniversary, LateckS. Posted June 15th, 2007 in General

WE WILL BUB YOU ALWAYS.

<3

Response to: Portal-Spam Clans Posted June 14th, 2007 in General

Thanks for the publicity, buddy boy.

Response to: Clock Facism Posted June 13th, 2007 in General

HEIL!

STRAUBURRN CLOKNAUSS

Response to: mario is so fat so... Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

You're marveling that in a video game, where mushrooms make you grow, and huge green pipes are sprouting from floating blocks, that the main character is a little tubby?

Response to: What if emoticons were real? Posted June 11th, 2007 in General

I'll give you guys a living thing.

>:{U

A yelling, mustachioed fellow.

Response to: StrawberryClock Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

At 6/10/07 01:41 PM, smc316 wrote: I think this guy has mental problems.

No joke.

ALLO, PSYCHE DOCTOR

GOO GOO G'JOOB

HAVE A PLAY

HICKORY SMICK

CATS GO FOOB

Response to: Cats! Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

The cat's face just screams, " I have got to fart so bad."

Response to: StrawberryClock Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

At 6/10/07 12:54 PM, squidly wrote: Oh so you laugh at yourself.

STOP BEING A FAT

AM DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGSPEEK

YOUR SHIP ARE IS CRASH

SPOFF

SPOFF

SPOFF

Don't you scare Joey like that again.
Response to: StrawberryClock Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

At 6/10/07 12:52 PM, Joeypwnsjoo wrote: You idiots make me laugh, seriously.

Joey!

How long has it been?

Response to: StrawberryClock Posted June 10th, 2007 in General

At 6/10/07 12:42 PM, squidly wrote: What's wrong with you people?
You actually like the biggest spam crew ever?

I hate it when the little angel guy on my right shoulder tells me not to flame you, but you're just such a fool.

Response to: I Lost My Virginity Posted June 7th, 2007 in General

I know, I found it under a rock in the backyard. Do you need it back?

Response to: Fuck a dog Posted June 7th, 2007 in General

At 6/7/07 12:57 AM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: You mean like This?(Warning this is NSFW)

HOLY SHIT FUCK CUNT UNGODLY ASSHOLE

Go cry blood for me.

Response to: Marilyn Manson Posted June 4th, 2007 in General

SUPERFREAK
HE'S SUPER FREAKY
POW

Not all caps.
Response to: wat did u see in ur puke? Posted June 4th, 2007 in General

One and 45/234ths of a brick, two spermatozoons, an unknown, green substance, and a signpost that reads, "Dear Nigel, you suck hairy man arse."

Response to: Sonic the Shitfaced Douche. Posted June 4th, 2007 in General

At 6/4/07 05:43 PM, Shadowisthebest wrote: Mario is gay lets all sing that

HARDCORE
BADASS
CLEVER
SWELL
EXCELLENT
SO HOT
FUCK ME
Spend some time in the acidic peat bo- BAHAMAS.

Response to: plunger anal rape! Posted June 4th, 2007 in General

At 6/4/07 04:54 PM, little-ozark wrote: ahaha thats a funny picture but you hav bad speling

Look who's fucking talking.

Response to: Dear Jewgrounds... Posted May 29th, 2007 in General

At 5/29/07 05:36 PM, klopatng wrote: You can go fuck yourself, furfag.

See, this is what I meant by, "You guys are faggots."

At 5/29/07 05:38 PM, karriston wrote: HU R DA SOCOM SQUAD?

Seriously, are you cheerleaders or something?

Golly, you sure did jump on that bandwagon quick.

At 5/29/07 05:37 PM, Zoll wrote: i have no idea what you are talking about so for all i care you can go die in a fire my dear friend :D

I find, "rot in a peat bog," to be a more effective insult, my dear little mung sculpture.

Dear Jewgrounds... Posted May 29th, 2007 in General

The Socom Squad is dead. Yup, I'm sure some of you are gonna be little twats and say, "LOL 'IMvbnSO GALSD THERE GON!1!!!"

See here, that all the people that celebrate are grandmother-raping, jihadist, horse shit fucking, dick-mincing, peat bog, cum-coated lichen spawn. That means you, squid-for-brains.

Make all the goddamn parodies and celebrations you want, but that will only prove what faggots you are.

Yours, the Artist Formerly Known as RaspberrySocom.

P.S. If any of you shits say something along the lines of "I wish I knew who you were," so help me God, I will mangle your genitals with a broken pencil.

Response to: Resistance: Rise of Shit Posted May 25th, 2007 in General

Wow, Squid, you've certainly made a name for yourself. Also, I like how you put the A.D. there, because I totally WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WHETHER IT WAS AD OR BC, BECAUSE THEY DEFINITELY HAD TOILETS IN 19-SEVENTY-SOMETHING BC.

Response to: Best submission of all time Posted May 22nd, 2007 in General

This one.

Response to: Happy Ng Anniversary Aarghcat! Posted May 20th, 2007 in General

At 5/20/07 10:16 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Thats how most people remember the name with. Not my fault

...It is my fault in someway.

Aww, now I feel bad. No sarcasm implied.

Response to: Happy Ng Anniversary Aarghcat! Posted May 20th, 2007 in General

If only squid-for-brains came in and tried to mess up the thread.

Response to: Happy Ng Anniversary Aarghcat! Posted May 20th, 2007 in General

At 5/20/07 09:59 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Get a sig! I don't even know your name until now.

This count as a stat thread

"I need a picture to know what somebody's name is, LOL!"

>:{

Response to: Happy Ng Anniversary Aarghcat! Posted May 20th, 2007 in General

I'm such a lucky guy to have LateckS as a friend. I'M FUCKING LUCKY, FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.