At 4/8/02 03:26 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:

At 4/8/02 03:21 AM, aTmLoKi wrote:

At 4/8/02 03:15 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: We are losing our touch. WHERE IS EVERYONE?

*pulls up pants and runs back to work*

Sorry sir!

By the way, how do we move up in the list from being a new member to being active? Also, a lot of the links on the front page are already dead movies...is there anyway to go about removing the ones that are already BLAMMED?

I just ran the autodeleter an hour ago..
Entries:83
Blammed:10

Left:73

Is our appetite for Blamming far superior to that of our true capabilities? Or, are people just getting lazy and dropping the ball on the Blam Club? There is too much crap being uploaded into the portal that needs to be rid of, yet there aren't enough Blammers giving us support with this operation. I know I'm new to the club and all, but we're letting far too many crappy movies sneak through our fingertips, allowing them to escape our patented "Blamming-Deathgrip!" Nevertheless, I do not appreciate the continued manifestation of absolute crap on NG! Come on, would if your mom was the portal...would you send her crap? Stop littering our second home and help the cleanup process to return this place of so many lost hours into the divine temple it deserves to be.

*pulls out Louisville Slugger and begins marching toward the frontline of filth*

*scratches head*

Where in the hell am I???

At 4/8/02 03:43 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:

At 4/8/02 02:48 AM, mattymetro wrote: All I know is I expect MORE deleted movies.. then submitted per day... YOU all have been slacking!!!!!!!

Depends on how much crap is the # of deleted movies, but everyone like...disappeared..

Nakedman is deleted off. I doubt he will be back anytime soon.

*pulls out Louisville Slugger*

It's go time!

At 4/8/02 03:22 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: anyone else in here a fan of A&W cream soda?

I'm moreso a fan of your mother bent over my lap. Mmmmm...tasty!

At 4/8/02 03:15 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: We are losing our touch. WHERE IS EVERYONE?

*pulls up pants and runs back to work*

Sorry sir!

By the way, how do we move up in the list from being a new member to being active? Also, a lot of the links on the front page are already dead movies...is there anyway to go about removing the ones that are already BLAMMED?

At 4/8/02 02:58 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy shit! do you kids live under rocks? she killed her kids about six months ago, and the trial is already over! and no, you dumbass, its not "mass murder". not unless you consider buying five eggs a "mass purchase"... stupid sensationalists. seriously... and people get mad at ME for bringing up topics they find to be outdated.

Hey, let me show you my nice little bathtub real quick. Follow me right this way...

At 4/8/02 01:20 AM, Stormwarden wrote:

At 4/8/02 01:04 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: Submitted:100
Blammed:29


What the hell is happening here? I am sure there is more crap than that! WAY more!

There is, I think everyone is being BLAM-lazy. We'll need help to BLAM all the flash posted at the web page. This could take a while, too...

Damn, this is a lot of work. People are getting lazy! Check out the homepage because we have ourselves lots of blamming to do!

At 4/7/02 03:12 PM, EvilEmperor wrote:

At 4/7/02 01:10 PM, aTmLoKi wrote:

At 4/7/02 08:20 AM, Recoil wrote:

At 6/22/01 03:56 AM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote:

At 6/21/01 11:42 PM, ray1912 wrote: Man, after Tropical Storm Allison came and caused massive flooding, a mother in the Friendswood area killed 5 kids from 6 months to 7 year old by drowning them. Its now national news and puts post partum phychosis on the national spotlight. This is one of the worst mass murder in the Houston area.

DUde I'm totally against killing people!

Who isn't?

*raises hand*

*puts aTmLoKis hand in a meat-grinder* :)

*raises other hand*

Get your final kicks and punches in while they're still around:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49563
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49521
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49501
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49496

BLAM THEM ALL!!

At 3/21/02 08:56 PM, MovieCritic wrote: I believe that this organization is just a group of people who's job it is to make others feel sorry about themselves.I once submitted 8 movies to the Portal.I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!THEY GOT BLAMMED BY A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL MORONS WHO WOULD NEVER BE SATISFIED FOR SHEEIT!!!!It's like some other people said, newbies at flash should have a chance to be on the portal.Maybe some people won't like those movies, but I'm sure that some people might feel different about it.They might like it!Movies should be blammed because they are offensive in many ways such as racism, porn, etc. Some people have different judgements. That is respected. But blamming something for a stupid reason is not acceptable.

*hands critic a tissue*

Once your done drying your tears, walk down the hall of shame and join the rest of the lamers who are fed up with their own self-existence and must take it out on others. Quit your whining because you will not get any pity from us. The reason why your movies got blammed is probably because they suck. Do us a favor and actually learn how to make better Flash movies, or do something more constructive with your time (i.e. have a friend take a sledgehammer to that watermelon you call a head).

Send me the fresh blood of a n00b! I'm ready to make them feel worthless in their pitiful first attempts at constructing a flash movie.

*pulls out Louisville Slugger*

At 4/7/02 08:20 AM, Recoil wrote:

At 6/22/01 03:56 AM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote:

At 6/21/01 11:42 PM, ray1912 wrote: Man, after Tropical Storm Allison came and caused massive flooding, a mother in the Friendswood area killed 5 kids from 6 months to 7 year old by drowning them. Its now national news and puts post partum phychosis on the national spotlight. This is one of the worst mass murder in the Houston area.

DUde I'm totally against killing people!

Who isn't?

*raises hand*

All of these are still hanging by a thread:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49223
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49503
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49293
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49308

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49275
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49293
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49308
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=49494

Get them while you still can!

*begins stretching and cracks neck back and forth*

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho...it's off to BLAM we go!

*begins whistling as he gets his itchy Blamming finger ready*

At 4/5/02 02:31 PM, Valz wrote: As another poster pointed out "don't you ever recemond movies?" as far as it not being out yet, ever heard of SNEAK PREVIEWS?

*scratches head*

Sneak what? Explain this concept!

At 4/5/02 02:58 PM, thejoe324 wrote: Who would like to fund my journey to the lost city of atlantis?

*empties pockets*

Sorry...I have nothing!...Wait a second!

*goes and steals wallet of dead roomate*

Well, I have $35 for you here!

At 4/5/02 02:31 PM, capn_g wrote:

At 4/5/02 02:12 PM, aTmLoKi wrote:

*walks over and steals roomate's monitor*

Ahhhh...better!

*goes back to striking popups and grandfather clock*

That must be some damn hi-tech clock if you're getting pop-ups on it...

Yep!

*walks behind clock to take a few shots at it, then notices a zipper*

Wait a second!

*unzips the clock, revealing roomate unconscious and in a bloody mess*

Ohhhhhh hell!

*drops bat and begins walking out of room very slowly*

At 4/5/02 02:23 PM, WalkerT wrote: as for how you gain popularity, i dunno, just figure out some way to make people view your profile.

*thinks to self then makes sign*

Will give head to look at my profile!

At 4/5/02 02:10 PM, thejoe324 wrote:

At 4/5/02 02:07 PM, nekr0tik_m00gle wrote:

At 4/5/02 02:01 PM, aTmLoKi wrote:

At 4/5/02 01:55 PM, capn_g wrote: Your enthusiasm is appreceated, however, overt anti-clock sentiment will not be tolerated here. What you do on your own time is your business, just keep it down while you're here (makes us look bad).

*bows head in shame, then walks over to personal grandfather clock and begins striking it with Louisville Slugger*

You should hit the fucking pop-ups with a bat!!!

if he did you wouldn't know about it until he got a new monitor

*walks over and steals roomate's monitor*

Ahhhh...better!

*goes back to striking popups and grandfather clock*

At 4/5/02 01:55 PM, capn_g wrote: Your enthusiasm is appreceated, however, overt anti-clock sentiment will not be tolerated here. What you do on your own time is your business, just keep it down while you're here (makes us look bad).

*bows head in shame, then walks over to personal grandfather clock and begins striking it with Louisville Slugger*

We're already in the process of removing the filth from the Portal--via the Blam Club--why can't we start removing the other filth from NG (e.g. the innane number of popups)? This is sickening how many times these damn ads come up!!

At 4/5/02 05:38 AM, DaFreaK_B_ wrote: Yes, less pop-ups and more banners!!!

That's the best idea I've heard all day! These popups have gotten absolutely horrendous! To hell with Columbia House and Got2GoShop.com!!

aTmLoKi reporting for duty!

I'm a rather active member at NG and am pretty cynic in my rating critera as it is, which means I have no remorse carrying out the duties of the Blam Club. It's my pleasure to be a member!

The only good clock, is a BLAMMED clock!

I just joined on and am ready to rid the portal of the putrid filth, courtesy of the Blam Club!