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Can we have a BattleBlock theater countdown after this one?

At 1/13/12 05:53 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: Piracy sucks, I buy all my music on itunes. How about you people get off your lazy asses and GET A JOB and stop stealing JOBS from the movie, music and entertainment industry? You could pay for your shit instead of committing crimes.

Because you know, SOPA will totally stop Piracy. That is not even the problem. The problem is the way it deals with piracy.

Pound cake with chocolate icing and cherry filling.

The only website I know that is doing a black out for sure is reddit right now. I hope that other websites will follow in it's example (Including NG).

Well good luck! While I myself would hate being in the army and do not support what they have been doing, I understand your motivation and hope that you come back to us in one piece!

You miss out on a lot of funny shit then.

At 1/13/12 12:30 PM, Ericho wrote: No, he should have not been suspended, but it was kind of his fault for being dumb enough to show other people that knife. I remember this one time where my brother got suspended for a few days because he stabbed a pencil into a book and people thought that was an act of violence or something. Schools can be rather pushy about these things, seeing as how there are many reports of school shootings.

But he didn't show it to other people. He was being responsible and gave it to an adult like he should have.

At 1/13/12 05:11 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 1/13/12 05:03 PM, JoaoGabriel wrote: Hey tom, can you show some redesing pics to us, please?

Sure why not!

It's so beautiful!

At 1/13/12 05:12 PM, Punisher33 wrote:

At 1/13/12 04:59 PM, ZombieMonkey wrote: I think it woul dwork better if you remvoed "sir". It just sound really weird with it.

This is what i was looking for. got ya. but what about the sentence in it's fullest. because the soldier is adressing his leader. how should it look?

Well in my head he was just given an order by Lord Merlin. So if it is used that way it should work fine. If he is answering a question it might work better to elaborate on his answer a bit.

I always liked the flash portal page because of the cast of characters tha greet you. I hope there will be a new roster after the update.

I came in here expecting a giant flying bat. I was dissapointed.

Why the fuck was I expecting that?

I think it woul dwork better if you remvoed "sir". It just sound really weird with it.

I´m doing my best to protest this bill by spreading this piece of art that I made around the internet.

At 1/13/12 06:16 AM, Shade wrote: Is he a wizard? He looks like a wizard.

He is only a master wizard fighting against tooth decay!

At 1/12/12 09:03 PM, VerminSupreme wrote: If elected President, I will ban Friday the 13th and instead change any otherwise instance of the date to Friday the 12th 1/2.

This will surely bring accidental deaths, injuries, and other inconveniences to a minimum, and thus assuring no slow down or setbacks to future plans of time travel research.

This man is making sense! We should all vote for him! Well you guys should. I'm Canadian and therefore I am not important enough.

At 1/12/12 09:22 PM, VerminSupreme wrote: I am glad to see that my policies, regulations, and future plans for the United States of America have already been circulating through this fine online community.

OH DEAR GOD! I am not worthy of your presence.

At 1/13/12 04:34 AM, Ecke wrote: I am impervious to change.

Bring that old signature back.

Hey guys, sorry for bringing this thread back from the grave but Kurt recently interviewed me over Skype due to my responses to the survey about pipeline, and he asked me to remind you guys to fill out the survey if you haven't.

It all really depends on how many submissions the audio mods manage to plow through. So the least distractions they get, the faster they will get to yours!

At 1/7/12 04:33 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: I'd vote for him.

Congrats on choosing the winning team sir!

To help me win you over, here is a picture of this great man pouring gay powder over this unsuspecting politician!

Make a song about me and I will draw you something!

As a resident of your country's hat, I feel the need to raise awareness of your best possible canditae in the upcoming presidential elections: Vermin Supreme.

Now some of you might say: "ZombieMonkey, what the fuck are you talking about? Go back in your igloo and keep ice fishing with your polar bear friend!" Now just listen to me for this one important minute in your life. VERMIN SUPREME has an amazing mandatory dentistry policy that will keep your teeth nice and clean during whatever country you need to invade at the moment! Think about it, you won't have to hide your great smile because of embarrassment whenever you shoot down that terrifying terrorist threat anymore!

Now I know what you are thinking: "But ZombieMonkey, I would love to keep my teeth nice and strong while I invade turkeynistan, but how ever will we be able to get around the world whithout harming our precious environment with toxic gasses?" FEAR NOT my strong american friends, because VERMIN SUPREME has a policy for that too: FREE PONIES FOR EVERYONE. Yes I repeat, FREE.PONIES.FOR.EVERYONE. That's right you won't have to worry about traveling in your sad pony-less existence thanks to this great and selfless policy.

So remember a vote for VERMIN SUPREME, is a vote for America.

Sincerely, ZombieMonkey, a resident of your great nation's hat.

At 1/5/12 11:41 AM, TomFulp wrote:

At 1/5/12 11:06 AM, Sevkat wrote: GUYS HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE REDESIGN LET'S FUCKING EXPLODE

Wasn't talking about the redesign, I don't do programming on that. :(

Then is it BattleBlock Theater?

We had a show called Sons of Butcher that was directed by our very own Zeebarf. But most of the stuff that is airing nowadays is absolute garbage.

Crash Canyon. God, that thing is a piece of fucking garbage.

What's with all the hate for Flapjack? Why do people think it's so bad? I think that show is fucking hilarious!

I don't know if anyone will see this post but I made a SOPA picture.

I'm not shy being in front of an audience so I guess I'd be okay with it. Especially if it's on Conan, I fucking love that guy.

Sorry, I'm an idiot, I didn't actually read your post.

I'm not entirely sure if there are any collabs like the one you are talking about, but you can always make one of your own! People are always up for a challenge.

Well I dunno