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That man was later arrested.

Cores and Grinds and Deaths.

Why has this particular genre of music become plagued by such ridiculous and useless subgenres and categorizations?

Jpegs are best for sprites.

Its what Randy Solem and Alvin Earthworm use.

You know what this thread needs?
more clowns

At 11/13/08 05:16 AM, Sensationalism wrote: This thread sucks.

your mom.

At 11/13/08 12:26 AM, Gustavos wrote: Any thread with a console's name in it will include fanboyism. Would this one be any different if the Title was "What games would be cool on the..."?

No it wouldnt.

The mods in this section suck.

Actually pretty much all the mods suck.

But the admins dont care.

At 11/13/08 05:04 AM, AlexanderTheInsane wrote:
What about the sprite movie crossovers?

Banishment would be too gracious for them.

Lets not bandy words about. This hasnt been a....great year for games. Alot of hype. Alot of disappointment. Alot of shitty shitty commercials. And the worst E3 in recent memory. Whether its been a new "create stuff" game that limits creativity, or a software giant buying another good small developer and tearing them (and their new much anticipated game) to shreds. Too many games marketed to grandmas. Too many short games. Too much eyecandy over substance. Too much shovelware from Ubisoft. And new sonic and spyro trash. ugh.

But these last 30/40 days have been some of the best we've had in rather a while. All 3 consoles are finally doing somewhat well.
Resistance 2 just came out. And it is fucking great. And still one of the prettiest games on the PS3. Left4Dead is coming out. The demo is nice. Its like a love letter to George Romero. New levels for Portal, fuck yeah.
Yeah some things have been disappointing. Banjo Kazooie turned out to be as bland as we all feared.

Upgrades to Team Fortress. Good downloadable indy games like World of Goo and Castle Crashers finally being released.
Gears of Fuckawesome War 2.

This is good times, gentlemen. And ladies.
I can indeed say I am satisfied. Playing Dead Space at a friends place and falling in love with the horror of it all.
Beating Gears of War on extreme hard mode on Co-Op with a friend. And then blaming him when he fucks up and gets us killed. And then wasting a few hours on De Blob and TF2.

We are living in a good and blessed time.

Rejoice!
Fun has finally arrived after a rather dire year!

Let us hope next year overall sucks less.

Obama is just as corrupt as everyone else in washington.
Why do people keep putting faith in elected officials? Why? Has noone learned anything?

At 11/13/08 04:47 AM, analbaby wrote: Id ban every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dare you.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

Why dont they make these WAAAAAYYY before the films get released? If they really want to wreck the fanbase.
It only takes them a few days to make an ep anyway.

At 11/13/08 04:43 AM, Jonas wrote:
Not if you carve 'She consents' on her head.

Ah but she didnt carve it herself!
Technically now her head has been raped...by a carving knife.

HIS POINT STILL STANDS.

because parents are shitty.
the end.

The Theme Song to the Uncle Squirrelly Show

At 11/11/08 11:23 PM, bnwproductions wrote: If a time machine ever exists, history would be shit right now. I'm talking dinosaurs roming the earth, romans cutting off heads, shit like that.

AND THAT IS WHY TIME MACHINE NEVER EXIST.

How do we know NORMAL earth wasnt like that already?
But someone went back in time and changed it to what we're used to now? Eh?

EH?

I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND MOTHERFUCKER.

At 11/13/08 04:33 AM, drknes wrote: That's not rape that's necrophilia.

Technically the dead are unwilling.
His point stands.

At 11/13/08 04:38 AM, MissingNYC wrote:
why would you do such a thing?

Because he's a hack.

At 11/13/08 01:44 AM, JamieJeff wrote: anyone got any other ideas for cool biblical battlers...?

He should fight Xenu.

Also that second piece is ALOT better than the first one. You are improving very fast.

Other than the lighting effects that you didnt really make, and other than the cool troll face you made, these look like poor sonic-the-hedgehog fancharacters.

and the muscles on them are really messed up. if you're going to give them such short legs, they shouldnt have such long 6packs. or 10packs in this case. it looks unnatural. and in some ways like they have a corn cob penis coming out of their....pants?

I agree it doesnt look too futury.

Actually it looks rather....military in style. Like this woman is a symbol of authority. I think its quite good for a quick design idea.

This looks pretty fucking great

Seeing as technically you only didnt finish the top of his head you could always crop the top of the image off and call it done, heh.

or give him a hat.

but it looks pretty great. i feel like i've seen this old man's face before though
what was the reference image, if I may ask?

the eyes are flat and lifeless
the nose is too high up on the face
and the mouth is too low
and overall it looks like this thing has a flat face

it might be a good idea to learn the basics of human facial anatomy before trying to do this....i dont even know what this is.

it looks like bad Shinji fanart in Link's attire.

it might be a good idea to learn how to draw people before trying to imitate manga
these characters look like skulls with lips and hair and eyes barely stuck on

These look nothing at all like Carmine or any of the other Gears of War characters

good cartoons cost money.
more money than networks are willing to spend.
same goes with movies and most other electronic media.

welcome to the new millennium.

At 11/13/08 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you do if you owned newgrounds?

I'm asking because I don't know what I'd do.

Delete all the hentai games.
Set it so only members can vote.
Delete the BBS
Delete IllWillPress

At 11/11/08 09:20 AM, Aci6 wrote:
Don't get it but I bet a fucking testicle it aint funny.

uncultured swine

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely.

But you are never coming 'round.

me bill was lovely

At 11/9/08 07:20 PM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote:
erm this isnt any different than other generic sprite shit. just a hacked ROM.

True.
Its just mario doing shit.
But here's whats brilliant: rather than using chunks of pixel stuff to try to make some sort of silly fanfic, these people instead edit the game's parameters to create MUSIC.